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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...whats the weirdest thing you've had up ya chuff and why?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

10 dinner candles, an asti spumante bottle, a magners pint glass, a fist and an inflatable dildo.

Not all at the same time though

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Still trying to think of the weirdest , but I would have to say the reason would be a combination of being horny and copious ammounts of alcohol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"10 dinner candles, an asti spumante bottle, a magners pint glass, a fist and an inflatable dildo.

Not all at the same time though

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Did you get the whole bottle in, if not which end?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Still trying to think of the weirdest , but I would have to say the reason would be a combination of being horny and copious ammounts of alcohol"
Ok so youve got that out of the way....dish the goss

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the oh said 'you'..

wtf..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"10 dinner candles, an asti spumante bottle, a magners pint glass, a fist and an inflatable dildo.

Not all at the same time though

Did you get the whole bottle in, if not which end?

Skinny end.....I ain't got a bucket chuff Ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"10 dinner candles, an asti spumante bottle, a magners pint glass, a fist and an inflatable dildo.

Not all at the same time though

Did you get the whole bottle in, if not which end?

Skinny end.....I ain't got a bucket chuff Ya know

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Well i had to ask didnt i!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

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and.......

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I do remember his mobile not working too well one morning , mine's too precious to me .

Your turn Femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

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Lets hear yours first

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ok well actually mine is really boring, a fruit pastille ice lolly....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

A metal salad server aka a speculem thingy.

They freak me out, even more now they use plastic throw away salad servers.

At least after having a smear etc you knew the metal ones could be used to dish up a salad after being in tje dish washer.

Thats my excuse for being a fat bird and dodging salad as salad servers could have been up someones chuff

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Ok well actually mine is really boring, a fruit pastille ice lolly....

My OH says he put an ice cube in me but we never found the evidence........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

and.......

Lets hear yours first

She'll never tell, coz it was Big and Bad.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ok well actually mine is really boring, a fruit pastille ice lolly....

My OH says he put an ice cube in me but we never found the evidence........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol

Was fun thou, I remember that..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

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Lets hear yours first

She'll never tell, coz it was Big and Bad.....

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Oi, he aint weird

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol

Was fun thou, I remember that..

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Ouch, no splinters i hope!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A metal salad server aka a speculem thingy.

They freak me out, even more now they use plastic throw away salad servers.

At least after having a smear etc you knew the metal ones could be used to dish up a salad after being in tje dish washer.

Thats my excuse for being a fat bird and dodging salad as salad servers could have been up someones chuff

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kinky bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol

Was fun thou, I remember that..

Ouch, no splinters i hope!

Lol.. No thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

and.......

Lets hear yours first

She'll never tell, coz it was Big and Bad.....

Oi, he aint weird

Has he cut his nails since last I saw him...???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Ok well actually mine is really boring, a fruit pastille ice lolly....

My OH says he put an ice cube in me but we never found the evidence........"

Oooohhhhh I love ice up my foof!!!! Had manya fFun night at chams with that

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares

and.......

Lets hear yours first

She'll never tell, coz it was Big and Bad.....

Oi, he aint weird

Has he cut his nails since last I saw him...???

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No just sharpened his teeth

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol

Was fun thou, I remember that..

Ouch, no splinters i hope!

Lol.. No thankfully!

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Bet that caused a stir....ok il get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok... Here goes! On our dare game,

Vodka bottle, bubble bath bottle, mars bar and a metal pole thingy..... Not all at the same time I hasten to add

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Don't mention wooden spoons ....There might be french rugby fans on here

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Don't mention wooden spoons ....There might be french rugby fans on here "
ouch! lol

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ok... Here goes! On our dare game,

Vodka bottle, bubble bath bottle, mars bar and a metal pole thingy..... Not all at the same time I hasten to add "
a mars a day...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

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oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that..."

Should have used salad tongues to get it out

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...

Should have used salad tongues to get it out "
lol...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"A metal salad server aka a speculem thingy.

They freak me out, even more now they use plastic throw away salad servers.

At least after having a smear etc you knew the metal ones could be used to dish up a salad after being in tje dish washer.

Thats my excuse for being a fat bird and dodging salad as salad servers could have been up someones chuff

kinky bitch

Im wild I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok... Here goes! On our dare game,

Vodka bottle, bubble bath bottle, mars bar and a metal pole thingy..... Not all at the same time I hasten to add "

Was it a mr matey bubble bath bottle?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...

Should have used salad tongues to get it out "

See....

My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.

Boom a chuff flavoured salad....

Oh hang on I might like that

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...

Should have used salad tongues to get it out

See....

My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.

Boom a chuff flavoured salad....

Oh hang on I might like that

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Great for vegetarians too

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over a year ago

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...

Should have used salad tongues to get it out

See....

My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.

Boom a chuff flavoured salad....

Oh hang on I might like that

Great for vegetarians too

And the dolphins!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out

oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...

Should have used salad tongues to get it out

See....

My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.

Boom a chuff flavoured salad....

Oh hang on I might like that

Great for vegetarians too

And the dolphins!

I use dolphin friendly tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few..

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Did hear/read a story once of a couple who stopped at a fem friends house and used her double bed and in the heat of passion he grabbed what he could and grabbed a hairbrush off the bedside table . All was okay until said friend came in in the morning and used the brush and put it in her mouth whilest holding her hair up ..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Did hear/read a story once of a couple who stopped at a fem friends house and used her double bed and in the heat of passion he grabbed what he could and grabbed a hairbrush off the bedside table . All was okay until said friend came in in the morning and used the brush and put it in her mouth whilest holding her hair up .."
ouch!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few..

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Wine bottles seem a very popular choice

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few..

Wine bottles seem a very popular choice"

I'm a publican presumed that would be taken for granted .....lol

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few..

Wine bottles seem a very popular choice

I'm a publican presumed that would be taken for granted .....lol"

If you ever go for a pub meal our way fem give the landlady a wink just in case it's me and I'll make sure you get wine straight out of the case ......lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few..

Wine bottles seem a very popular choice

I'm a publican presumed that would be taken for granted .....lol

If you ever go for a pub meal our way fem give the landlady a wink just in case it's me and I'll make sure you get wine straight out of the case ......"
i will take note of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used a massager ribbed roller

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've used a massager ribbed roller

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I know people that have used that kinda thing as well.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

An impulse body spray can, as a teenager, couldn't afford a dildo, and wouldn't have wanted parents finding one.......an impulse spray looks innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An impulse body spray can, as a teenager, couldn't afford a dildo, and wouldn't have wanted parents finding one.......an impulse spray looks innocent

yep used one of those too!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"An impulse body spray can, as a teenager, couldn't afford a dildo, and wouldn't have wanted parents finding one.......an impulse spray looks innocent

yep used one of those too!

Hehehe..........great minds !!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my fruit pastille lolly pales into insignificance reading some of these posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure the makers of deodarants and shampoos must know EXACTLY what they are doing when they design their packaging. Have you seen the POM bottle? That's definitely a pervs design!

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