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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

To all the males of the species lol of the forums, can you tell me whats the weirdest place/thing youve inserted your cock into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't really wanna know !!!!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"a sofa"
Any particular part?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You don't really wanna know !!!!!!!

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I DO I DO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't really wanna know !!!!!!!

Yes we do!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where i used to truthordare webcams...my dare was to shag a pepper(yellow one)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol "
Oh dear...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

When mines d*unk he quite often sticks it between my thighs thinking he's in me , sometimes it's easier to say nothing ....lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"where i used to truthordare webcams...my dare was to shag a pepper(yellow one)"
Hope it wasnt a scotch bonnet

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When mines d*unk he quite often sticks it between my thighs thinking he's in me , sometimes it's easier to say nothing ....lol"

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...

Never accounted for the suction of the bottle

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"When mines d*unk he quite often sticks it between my thighs thinking he's in me , sometimes it's easier to say nothing ....lol"

Anything for a quiet life eh?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...

Never accounted for the suction of the bottle

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Did your todger turn blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many many moons ago lol

Put vaseline inside a toilet roll and used that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where i used to truthordare webcams...my dare was to shag a pepper(yellow one)Hope it wasnt a scotch bonnet

lol no..but it did leave me with a seedy foreskin

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley

"my ex

Class!! Took the words out my mouth

And after that I'd prob have to say her sister

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Many many many moons ago lol

Put vaseline inside a toilet roll and used that.

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Well thats novel...you should have applied for a patent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...

Never accounted for the suction of the bottle

Did your todger turn blue?"

I have no idea, I refused to look at it...plus it was in a coloured bottle so wouldn't been able to tell :/

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"where i used to truthordare webcams...my dare was to shag a pepper(yellow one)Hope it wasnt a scotch bonnet

lol no..but it did leave me with a seedy foreskin"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...

Never accounted for the suction of the bottle

Did your todger turn blue?

I have no idea, I refused to look at it...plus it was in a coloured bottle so wouldn't been able to tell :/ "
well its made me giggle thanks for sharing

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"my ex

Class!! Took the words out my mouth

And after that I'd prob have to say her sister "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great question femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many many many moons ago lol

Put vaseline inside a toilet roll and used that.

Well thats novel...you should have applied for a patent

To young to think of that hehehehehe

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"When mines d*unk he quite often sticks it between my thighs thinking he's in me , sometimes it's easier to say nothing ....lol

Anything for a quiet life eh?"

Was easier to play with myself after he'd finished and gone to sleep ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...

Never accounted for the suction of the bottle

Did your todger turn blue?

I have no idea, I refused to look at it...plus it was in a coloured bottle so wouldn't been able to tell :/ well its made me giggle thanks for sharing

Glad that an embarrassing moment for me made you giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the males of the species lol of the forums, can you tell me whats the weirdest place/thing youve inserted your cock into?

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a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the mattress on the bed

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Under the mattress on the bed "
Ok now i need to know why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol

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lol, good way to get one of your 5 a day though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway since my story was the best can i see ur tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"anyway since my story was the best can i see ur tits?"
no feck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol

lol, good way to get one of your 5 a day though

Remember my Mother wanting to know why the oranges were going down so quick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyway since my story was the best can i see ur tits?no feck off

&blocked!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

beta max video recorder in the slot

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"anyway since my story was the best can i see ur tits?no feck off

&blocked!

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Never! xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"beta max video recorder in the slot

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oooooooh did it eject ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fun things we can do with a penis

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"beta max video recorder in the slot

oooooooh did it eject ok?

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carrying it thru A+E and waiting for the nurse

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"beta max video recorder in the slot

oooooooh did it eject ok?

carrying it thru A+E and waiting for the nurse

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oh dear, another one has made me giggle.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of those blowup sheep with an orifice at its rear end... half a tub of Vaseline helped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyway since my story was the best can i see ur tits?"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"one of those blowup sheep with an orifice at its rear end... half a tub of Vaseline helped! "
People actually use those for that..i thought they were made for stag weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ear

I actually just spat wine from my nose!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My ear

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You stuck your cock in your ear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ear

How in thee blue hell did you manage to get it in there?? Been trying it for years!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My ear

How in thee blue hell did you manage to get it in there?? Been trying it for years!! "
spose it depends on the breed, do they do miniature cockerels now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ear

How in thee blue hell did you manage to get it in there?? Been trying it for years!! spose it depends on the breed, do they do miniature cockerels now?

Damn it, was hoping it was all down to flexability :/ all these years of practice gone to waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shuttlecock

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A shuttlecock "
Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shuttlecock Why?"

Oi don't judge fruit pastille fanny lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A shuttlecock Why?

Oi don't judge fruit pastille fanny lol

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lol....shut up earwax cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shuttlecock Why?"

I was being hassled for a cock pic.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A shuttlecock Why?

I was being hassled for a cock pic."
Lol...fair enough

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A shuttlecock Why?

I was being hassled for a cock pic.Lol...fair enough

And NASA hadn't sent the shuttle pic to you ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I once tried to fuck some sense into my ex, but as her head was in cloud cuckoo land I decided not to pursue the matter any further

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I once tried to fuck some sense into my ex, but as her head was in cloud cuckoo land I decided not to pursue the matter any further

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best way, when someone is cuckoo its best to leave well alone

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By *li87Man
over a year ago

Manchester/Kendal

it was not me but one of lads in our regiment got A Pringles tube filled with socks and then stretched another sock around the inside and used it like a flesh light while in afgan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol

What???

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm kinda boring just had it in women and a fake pussy I bought on holiday once, but I know a girl who once let a guy fuck her with a chicken leg and then he ate it.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was not me but one of lads in our regiment got A Pringles tube filled with socks and then stretched another sock around the inside and used it like a flesh light while in afgan."

I don't understand?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol

What???"
He felt a bit fruity

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm kinda boring just had it in women and a fake pussy I bought on holiday once, but I know a girl who once let a guy fuck her with a chicken leg and then he ate it.x"
Now thats a tad strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm kinda boring just had it in women and a fake pussy I bought on holiday once, but I know a girl who once let a guy fuck her with a chicken leg and then he ate it.x"

Www hope it wasn't one from kfc or maybe was a horse's leg you that meats getting everywhere!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"He felt a bit fruity

He was fantasising about the man from Del Monte

He says Yeeeeeesssssss when he comes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He felt a bit fruity

He was fantasising about the man from Del Monte

He says Yeeeeeesssssss when he comes

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trust you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a jacuzzi tub where the spouts unscrewed to reveal a much larger pipe. One day I unscrewed one of the jet heads, stuck my cock in and turned the jets on... Miss that tub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last 4 girlfriends are unanimously the strangest thing my cock has been in. In no particular order either

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Once had a jacuzzi tub where the spouts unscrewed to reveal a much larger pipe. One day I unscrewed one of the jet heads, stuck my cock in and turned the jets on... Miss that tub....

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werent you scared it would get stuck? Was your jacuzzi blowing cum bubbles afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a video (on a rather "specialist" site, where a woman has a Fleshlight inserted into her rather capacious nethers, and her husband fucks that. Each to their own I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a jacuzzi tub where the spouts unscrewed to reveal a much larger pipe. One day I unscrewed one of the jet heads, stuck my cock in and turned the jets on... Miss that tub....

werent you scared it would get stuck? Was your jacuzzi blowing cum bubbles afterwards?

The diameter of the pipe was much wider than my dick. I want really worried. As for the cum bubbles... While the flowing water and bubbles felt incredible, I was in a rather uncomfortable position due to the position of the pipe and I didn't do it very long so I didn't cum in the pipe.

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