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"*unfurls scroll* Ahem... " Tell us! | |||
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"*unfurls scroll* Ahem... " I’m with you there. Mine was abysmal. | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() A kiss. Please ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() I will kiss you anywhere you like ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() The mouth please… to start with ![]() | |||
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"*unfurls scroll* Ahem... Tell us! - Mo money. - Less problems. - A big tiddy Goth girl for my wife. - A big tiddy Goth girl for me (can be the same person, I'm not that particular ![]() ![]() *waves* I can definitely do the Chocolate HobNob ![]() | |||
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol " Pussy fat? Sounds delicious. I'll sign up for that as well, thanks. | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What you two actually want, is a room. Apparently. ![]() | |||
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"I want: Monday to be further away. Sunshine. A puppy. Younger knees. Pyjamas to be acceptable daywear. I could go on but don't want to appear princessy ![]() ![]() Keep going Princess. I like this list ![]() | |||
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"Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha " Awww she’s just checking on her boy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"*unfurls scroll* Ahem... Tell us! - Mo money. - Less problems. - A big tiddy Goth girl for my wife. - A big tiddy Goth girl for me (can be the same person, I'm not that particular ![]() ![]() These don’t sound unattainable ![]() | |||
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"A bacon sandwich" But can you eat it like Nigel? ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We can stay there for as long as you like. I loooooove kissing women ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too. Apparently we want a room ![]() | |||
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"More houseplants" I wish I could have house plants. I have cats instead. ![]() | |||
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"A soggy biscuit? ![]() Then make sure to finish last? ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() Two biscuits, to hell with January diets!! ![]() | |||
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"Sun shine on me" Don’t we all *sobs in American* | |||
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"Some peace! I’ve had a terrible nights sleep and have had nightmares about Mummies and all sorts (thanks to watching too many Lost Treasures of Egypt episodes before bed). Friday is my lay in day before back to work Monday. And the inconsiderate asshats who live just behind are putting together the entirety of what looks like an Ikea store in their back garden, using drills, saws etc. And the cherry on top of this inconsiderateness, is they seem to be playing Fairground Attractions “Perfect” on a loud radio. All before 10:30am!!! " Neighbours are Satan’s little helpers. | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() A week in the sun. | |||
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"I want a flying freehold over the area so I can shoot down balloons, kites, drones and other assorted aerial detritus at whim. " And pigs? | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Oracle divines all! | |||
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"Something to look forward to " It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it? | |||
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol " Pussy fat ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol Pussy fat? Sounds delicious. I'll sign up for that as well, thanks." You wouldn’t cook with it though… | |||
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"Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha " Does she at least do the washing for you? | |||
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"I want: Monday to be further away. Sunshine. A puppy. Younger knees. Pyjamas to be acceptable daywear. I could go on but don't want to appear princessy ![]() ![]() PJ’s are acceptable daywear. They have been since 2020 ![]() | |||
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"A mocha. Mrs " That’s my favourite too ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We do ![]() | |||
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"Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha Does she at least do the washing for you? " Haha no even if she offered I wouldn’t let her | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then gorgeous you will have to message me ![]() | |||
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"Something to look forward to It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it?" Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex | |||
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol Pussy fat? Sounds delicious. I'll sign up for that as well, thanks. You wouldn’t cook with it though…" I dunno OP, if you can bake sourdough bread using vaginal yeast, you should be able to add a bit of umami to your roasties with pussy fat. | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I sense lesbian sheep syndrome coming on… you could message me too, you know ![]() | |||
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol Pussy fat? Sounds delicious. I'll sign up for that as well, thanks. You wouldn’t cook with it though… I dunno OP, if you can bake sourdough bread using vaginal yeast, you should be able to add a bit of umami to your roasties with pussy fat." Who says we can’t be grosser than the boys? * makes armpit noises* ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can’t. I’ve tried ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Something to look forward to It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it? Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex" *goes away to book sex* | |||
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"A 6 month holiday twice a year lol" ![]() | |||
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"A cleaner lol" I’ve considered remarrying just for that. Maybe ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() I’d be happy with two days at this point. | |||
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"I would like latex wrapped around by body in some form. And I will have later this evening.. whoop whoop.. ![]() Get it! | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() ![]() They never work. Join us on the dark side. | |||
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"A cleaner lol I’ve considered remarrying just for that. Maybe ![]() Lol im not sure the cleaner is worth that ![]() | |||
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"I want: Monday to be further away. Sunshine. A puppy. Younger knees. Pyjamas to be acceptable daywear. I could go on but don't want to appear princessy ![]() ![]() I want to get Cherry all snuggled up under the duvet with AN Other..... ![]() | |||
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"Something to look forward to It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it? Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex *goes away to book sex*" If only there was a site I could join to make this happen…!! | |||
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"Something to look forward to It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it? Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex *goes away to book sex* If only there was a site I could join to make this happen…!!" If only ![]() | |||
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"To go back to bed, snuggle under the duvet and see if I can sleep the day away." I have been feeling like this since I woke up ![]() | |||
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"Do you have any lego or just leg over ![]() I have a hangover… Maybe ![]() | |||
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"Do you have any lego or just leg over ![]() ![]() really stop drinking its the only way ![]() | |||
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"I still want that tea. But at least my software code now works! ![]() ![]() ![]() Well done for fixing it ![]() | |||
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"And to kill this thread. Thread. Dead. " lovely pic by the way are you expecting somebody? ![]() | |||
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"And to kill this thread. Thread. Dead. lovely pic by the way are you expecting somebody? ![]() Maybe ![]() | |||
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"And to kill this thread. Thread. Dead. lovely pic by the way are you expecting somebody? ![]() ![]() did she turn up? ![]() | |||
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"And to kill this thread. Thread. Dead. lovely pic by the way are you expecting somebody? ![]() ![]() ![]() I think she’s no longer with us… maybe | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() To be half asleep then feel you big spoon me. | |||
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"Sunnier days New shoes A collar around my neck and his cum in my mouth Not too much to ask - also I’d share a pack of biscuits with you too OP ![]() Oh forget the sun and shoes. ![]() | |||
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"Sunnier days New shoes A collar around my neck and his cum in my mouth Not too much to ask - also I’d share a pack of biscuits with you too OP ![]() ![]() Y’all are adorable but I don’t want the biscuits if they’re soggy ![]() | |||
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"To wrap my arms around someone who needs a cuddle right now and try my best to offer whatever comfort I can to them. " ![]() | |||
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"Sex ![]() ![]() I volunteer lol could do with cheering up lol | |||
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"Sex ![]() ![]() I volunteer lol could do with cheering up lol | |||
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"A hot sexy woman to kiss. ![]() ![]() Well I'm hot... mostly because the heating is on full blast ![]() | |||
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"To wrap my arms around someone who needs a cuddle right now and try my best to offer whatever comfort I can to them. " Yes please ![]() ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() You, in your profile pic. | |||
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"My Ironing Done , A blow job , and an ass to spank .. Not too much to ask is it ![]() I can help… not with the ironing though… ![]() | |||
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"A hot sexy woman to kiss. ![]() ![]() ![]() Can you pass me some of that heat? I’m freezing ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My Ironing Done , A blow job , and an ass to spank .. Not too much to ask is it ![]() ![]() I'll get someone else to do that tomorrow then ![]() | |||
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"… a biscuit. What do YOU want? ![]() How much time have got and could stay pose in that profile pic while I tell you Only holding .I want Mary Poppins to come along snap her fingers and clear my house so I don't have to do it. | |||
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"Dick Pics ![]() *inbox overload..... | |||
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"To be fucked so hard i think I’ve gone blind " Who said that??... Lol | |||
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"I’ve definitely decided I want the sex too…. Immediately ![]() All of the sex... Lol | |||
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"Higher quality thread ideas" Keep your eye out for the next episode of Where's Willy. | |||
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