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A pubic apology

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven’t trimmed my willy beard for months, I can barely see the little fella lately.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fear not! I shall attempt to procure a grant from National Geographic and send in an expedition to retrieve it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fear not! I shall attempt to procure a grant from National Geographic and send in an expedition to retrieve it "

Please lobby to have Bear Grylls head up the team.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Fear not! I shall attempt to procure a grant from National Geographic and send in an expedition to retrieve it

Please lobby to have Bear Grylls head up the team. "

Good news: Bear is now onboard

He’s presently busy filling up bottles with his own urine for later consumption on this sure to be most perilous expedition.

(I tried to explain that water will be freely available but you know our Bear…)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fear not! I shall attempt to procure a grant from National Geographic and send in an expedition to retrieve it

Please lobby to have Bear Grylls head up the team.

Good news: Bear is now onboard

He’s presently busy filling up bottles with his own urine for later consumption on this sure to be most perilous expedition.

(I tried to explain that water will be freely available but you know our Bear…) "

At least he ain’t squeezing it out of camel dung.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Machete?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Would you like to borrow the garden strimmer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Machete?"
please be careful not to mistake the little fella for an stray hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like to borrow the garden strimmer? "

If the machete fails…..

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Poor old Ray Mears, forgotten but not dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor old Ray Mears, forgotten but not dead "

Sent him in a while back, poor bugger’s been lost ever since.

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
over a year ago

Launceston

It's ok I've run out of floss, so I can multitask while I'm down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow wow wow. This is really disgusting now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok I've run out of floss, so I can multitask while I'm down there! "

Hot damn! Where you been all my life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a good suck you need to be shaved properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna borrow my grass cutter? I don't need it back till summer.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Ed Stafford is now on board.

He stipulated that he will not be the Last Man Out. Ray Mears will come in handy with his Bushcraft but Bear Gryls will turn the wrong way and end up at a Bare Arse.

If anyone finds Attenborough in there, drag him back out will you please. Blue planet needs him back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok I've run out of floss, so I can multitask while I'm down there! "

And.....

I've just been sick in me mouth

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