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 This thread has just reminded me; I have some Brie in my fridge 
I’ve also remembered that I no longer wish to eat it however….  | |||
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" This thread has just reminded me; I have some Brie in my fridge
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" This thread has just reminded me; I have some Brie in my fridge
I’ve also remembered that I no longer wish to eat it however…. "But..sweet dreams are made of this? Who are you to diss a brie? | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly "Not your proudest wank? | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly "I do now...but little surprises me with porn. | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly
Not your proudest wank?" | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly
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"Discuss. Because you KNOW you WANT to ."Just vile. So easy to wash. | |||
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"Does this mean I missed part 1?" Not if you check recent threads now... x | |||
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"Yum. I’ve tasted mine. Don’t get the big deal" With pickle?  | |||
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You turned up though.
Wrong 'un ."I can't help myself | |||
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You turned up though.
Wrong 'un .
I can't help myself "
You won't be alone in that. | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly "Were you watching it for a "friend" | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend""I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..  | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since….. "Or pesto...from teenage memory... | |||
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"Just about to eat my dinner as well. I knew I shouldn't have come online " You did an Em though...you just had to turn up | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..
Or pesto...from teenage memory..."And couscous….a curious hybrid of smegma and maggots, surely? | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..
Or pesto...from teenage memory...
And couscous….a curious hybrid of smegma and maggots, surely? "I always put Aromat in my couscous - brings a "dessicated pube" vibe to the whole experience  | |||
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc) Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth. It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..
Or pesto...from teenage memory...
And couscous….a curious hybrid of smegma and maggots, surely?
I always put Aromat in my couscous - brings a "dessicated pube" vibe to the whole experience " | |||
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"Wondering at what point I should reintroduce earwax, bum putty, and bogies?" I wonder if there are specialist porn sections for said excretions?
Hmmm….in the name of science I shall undertake a reconnaissance mission….
Pray for me….  | |||
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"Just about to eat my dinner as well. I knew I shouldn't have come online You did an Em though...you just had to turn up "Can't help myself. Like a moth to a light | |||
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" This thread has just reminded me; I have some Brie in my fridge
I’ve also remembered that I no longer wish to eat it however…. "The only thing left after the cheese factory explosion was de brie | |||
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"Wondering at what point I should reintroduce earwax, bum putty, and bogies? I wonder if there are specialist porn sections for said excretions?
Hmmm….in the name of science I shall undertake a reconnaissance mission….
Pray for me…. "You'll come back stronger...with about 20 thread ideas bursting to be released . | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese…" Noooooooooo!!!!!!!  | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese… Noooooooooo!!!!!!! "You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please  | |||
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"Discuss. Because you KNOW you WANT to ."I can't. I'm lactose intolerant | |||
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"Discuss. Because you KNOW you WANT to .
I can't. I'm lactose intolerant "Nice wriggle, but biochemistry ain't letting you off the hook with this one  x | |||
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"Oh ffs first it was cheese mites putting me off the delicious crackers accompanyment... Now this thread! " Wait..what!? There are helmet-mites too??
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"So glad somebody hasn't suggested it forum competition "Hey! Who's up for a helmet-cheese Forum competition? Sophie wants one . | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese… Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please "Jesus Littlebird. Persistent...you win. You're harvesting it though. I ain't going near it x | |||
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" jeez, ….. "
It's just got that "5am amd welcome to a new day in a new year" feel to it, eh Woody?
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" jeez, …..
It's just got that "5am amd welcome to a new day in a new year" feel to it, eh Woody?
"I actually thought it was another food thread….. how wrong was ?!?! 5am man!! | |||
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" jeez, …..
It's just got that "5am amd welcome to a new day in a new year" feel to it, eh Woody?
I actually thought it was another food thread….. how wrong was ?!?! 5am man!! " Sorrrrryyyy Wuds  | |||
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"I like to collect mine in a jar. I’m super excited at the minute, new year new jar. The mr "  | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese… Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x"I will… because I love cheese | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese… Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x
I will… because I love cheese "But would you love the cheese-donor in the morning? . | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese… Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x
I will… because I love cheese
But would you love the cheese-donor in the morning? ."It would be rude not to. And I’m very polite | |||
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"Hhhmmmm cheese… Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x
I will… because I love cheese
But would you love the cheese-donor in the morning? .
It would be rude not to. And I’m very polite
"Me too. My last two usernames are testament to this x | |||
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers "Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy . | |||
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy ."oh i know | |||
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"*boak* nice thread to wake upto, no brekkie for me "Sorrryyy...my bad  . | |||
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know "True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister | |||
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister "nope I'm sure yours is a more mature cheddar | |||
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister nope I'm sure yours is a more mature cheddar "Well I know that, and you know that - I was just trying "being nice" to see how I wore it. Didn't like it Fred...didn't like it at all . | |||
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister nope I'm sure yours is a more mature cheddar
Well I know that, and you know that - I was just trying "being nice" to see how I wore it.
Didn't like it Fred...didn't like it at all ."lol | |||
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