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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i bet that made a few of you think. and i bet there are some used to be's on here. like myself.they say that were as close as it was before the door of the ark was closed.but im edgeing by bets thinking il make a run before the door is shut,who am i trying to kid. please be honest if you were once a witnesse it would be good to chat, and there will come a time when it will be to late. remember " there will come a time on earth like has never been seen before nor will it be seen again." lol darcy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the tune to the Archers springs to mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Length of rope and a Gibet, springs even higher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was raised on the stuff.

Not fucking way is more than polite.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay Okay I admit it ........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a copy of the watchtower if fancy a spanking.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have a copy of the watchtower if fancy a spanking.

I love Jimi Hendrix.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never even saw the accident

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not sure what he is getting at??

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

is anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work.

Ooops wrong thread sorry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He said.

Are there any ex Jehova's Witnesses here. I was one and would like to chat to others.

Life's too short - bell me.

In a nutshell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The door of the arc is shut....

And one day it will be too late

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The door of the arc is shut....

And one day it will be too late "

Did you shut it ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well! Someone isn't going to Paradise then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said.

Are there any ex Jehova's Witnesses here. I was one and would like to chat to others.

Life's too short - bell me.

In a nutshell."

Thanks Granny.... Xxxxx

I had six attempts and got nowhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The door of the arc is shut....

And one day it will be too late

Did you shut it ?"

No it was not me.... Was it you granny?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The door of the arc is shut....

And one day it will be too late

Did you shut it ?

No it was not me.... Was it you granny? "

Ummmmmmm I thought about it ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He said.

Are there any ex Jehova's Witnesses here. I was one and would like to chat to others.

Life's too short - bell me.

In a nutshell.

Thanks Granny.... Xxxxx

I had six attempts and got nowhere....

I've heard that about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...remember " there will come a time on earth like has never been seen before nor will it be seen again." lol darcy."

I even know the name of this event.

It's called a Supernova, and it's what happens when a star explodes, but in our case we'll be long extinct by the time the Sun has expanded to 1,000 times the size it is now, swallowing up the inner planets (inc our little blue ball) as it grows, before contracting to 1/10th of it's current size and exploding in a fireball of superhot gas ands radiation before settling down to end it's days as a rather cool White Dwarf.

Now, about this Ark - room for a couple more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm it's a mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...remember " there will come a time on earth like has never been seen before nor will it be seen again." lol darcy.

I even know the name of this event.

Now, about this Ark - room for a couple more?"

Wishy the door is already shut to the arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that like a Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...remember " there will come a time on earth like has never been seen before nor will it be seen again." lol darcy.

I even know the name of this event.

Now, about this Ark - room for a couple more?

Wishy the door is already shut to the arc "

S'ok, I'm an electrician, I have a drills and all sorts of shit in my toolkit. I'll get the feckin door open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said.

Are there any ex Jehova's Witnesses here. I was one and would like to chat to others.

Life's too short - bell me.

In a nutshell.

Thanks Granny.... Xxxxx

I had six attempts and got nowhere....

I've heard that about you

Ahh, but when I do finally get it right.... It's worth the wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that like a Champagne Supernova by Oasis."

You do realise that that song is referring to a watersports party don't you?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Could do with a dingy the amount it's rained here today. Ark might be a touch overkill tho x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shit in your toolkit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that like a Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

You do realise that that song is referring to a watersports party don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in your toolkit ?

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in your toolkit ?

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

You mean a mans gotta poo when a mans gotta poooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in your toolkit ?

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

You mean a mans gotta poo when a mans gotta poooooooooooo"

Hey, my shit don't stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy the door is already shut to the arc

S'ok, I'm an electrician, I have a drills and all sorts of shit in my toolkit. I'll get the feckin door open! "

Or at least put a little bell on it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in your toolkit ?

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

You mean a mans gotta poo when a mans gotta poooooooooooo

Hey, my shit don't stink.

You ask Jehova, he witnessed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks to paradise. Im happy here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I hate to be a wet blanket but supernovae dont turn into white dwarf stars, they either explode, turn into black holes, neutron stars or a star with a high magnetic pull but not a white dwarf star. I think......

Can any Jehovah Witness ex or not explain to me how humans and dinosaurs could have been around at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks to paradise. Im happy here

Coldplay - Paradise, brill song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in your toolkit ?

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

You mean a mans gotta poo when a mans gotta poooooooooooo

Hey, my shit don't stink.

You ask Jehova, he witnessed it.

Will if you leave it in your tool box long enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a witness once, he got 7 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate to be a wet blanket but supernovae dont turn into white dwarf stars, they either explode, turn into black holes, neutron stars or a star with a high magnetic pull but not a white dwarf star. I think......

Can any Jehovah Witness ex or not explain to me how humans and dinosaurs could have been around at the same time?

There is always one none believer that wants facts..........

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is that like a Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

You do realise that that song is referring to a watersports party don't you?

I hope not! My kids and I sing it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that like a Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

You do realise that that song is referring to a watersports party don't you?

I hope not! My kids and I sing it!!!!

Your only supposed to gargle it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm not a none believer. I'm a Jedi knight, like my father before me and I will never turn to the dark side.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is that like a Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

You do realise that that song is referring to a watersports party don't you?

I hope not! My kids and I sing it!!!!

Your only supposed to gargle it."

What's the cannon ball in the hall but about then? Not a poo surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can any Jehovah Witness ex or not explain to me how humans and dinosaurs could have been around at the same time?

They weren't.

Man only appeared around 200,000 years ago, some 65m years AFTER the dinos were wiped out, but some primates of the homo species were around at the time of T-Rex and his chums, not homo sapiens though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can any Jehovah Witness ex or not explain to me how humans and dinosaurs could have been around at the same time?

Dinosaurs never existed. God put the bones there to test our faith

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they banned my house ....other day saw them knock one every other house in street but mine .....last time they came questioned them of a programme i watched about child abuse in their church

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Think they banned my house ....other day saw them knock one every other house in street but mine .....last time they came questioned them of a programme i watched about child abuse in their church "

I saw that! They questioned a guy and he just blanked the interviewer and smiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are pestered by these doorstep bible thumpers the easy easiest way to get rid of them is to ask them to join your church instead and the entry requirement is to have sex in every imaginable way possible.

They soon fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have a sign on my door saying if you are from a religious group if i want your opinion on life and god i will seek you out .....not the other way around !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'ok, I'm an electrician, I have a drills and all sorts of shit in my toolkit. I'll get the feckin door open! "

I would use my explosives but you all would come back with

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'ok, I'm an electrician, I have a drills and all sorts of shit in my toolkit. I'll get the feckin door open!

I would use my explosives but you all would come back with

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Is that "Doors" or "whores" your blowing off.

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

"I have a copy of the watchtower if fancy a spanking.

i work in retail, theres a bloke, early on sunday mornings who goes round the store and hides copys of the hideous mag. I seam to be the only dude who finds them

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