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Sticking your phone on the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you seen that challenge?

My oh fucking my

Can anyone else shake their arse like that? Asking for my mate, Steve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/wc33ckS5mYA?si=Q9EVjXWr7W4lahFT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizzare, but I’m an oldie and don’t really get the point of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why old people don't take us seriously!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Surely using the song that they’ve sampled would have been more appropriate.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'd just have a real pussy cat on my lap if I did that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do that!

In my dreams only.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do that!

In my dreams only. "

Damn. I was hopeful then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do that!

In my dreams only.

Damn. I was hopeful then "

I can’t even dance. Lose all hope in me.

I really shouldn’t have posted this as my inbox is overflowing with messages. Please keep it on the thread. Leave my box alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do that!

In my dreams only.

Damn. I was hopeful then

I can’t even dance. Lose all hope in me.

I really shouldn’t have posted this as my inbox is overflowing with messages. Please keep it on the thread. Leave my box alone. "

everyone wants to see you twerk, Bella

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you tried to do this with a landline you'd just get clonked on the head by the receiver

Thinking on, perhaps the old boy next door but two didn't have a fall the other day, but was just trying this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you tried to do this with a landline you'd just get clonked on the head by the receiver

Thinking on, perhaps the old boy next door but two didn't have a fall the other day, but was just trying this."

Did you hear screaming followed by shouting? If so yeah, his phone screen cracked.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not something else we have to look out for when we're 'guests' at gentleman's homes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're assuming I can reach the ceiling without scaffolding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried that once. I used bluetack. I almost died when it fell down and smacked me in the face. I'm not brave enough to try again just yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried that once. I used bluetack. I almost died when it fell down and smacked me in the face. I'm not brave enough to try again just yet. "

Ok but can you twerk

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That’s awesome. I’m gonna give it a whirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s awesome. I’m gonna give it a whirl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried that once. I used bluetack. I almost died when it fell down and smacked me in the face. I'm not brave enough to try again just yet.

Ok but can you twerk"

I actually can not and it makes me sad. I've got a fat jiggly ass too so I'm not sure why. But I just can't make those muscles move in a twerky way. Whenever I try my fat just shakes around and it's not the best sight.

Can YOU twerk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do that!

In my dreams only.

Damn. I was hopeful then

I can’t even dance. Lose all hope in me.

I really shouldn’t have posted this as my inbox is overflowing with messages. Please keep it on the thread. Leave my box alone.

everyone wants to see you twerk, Bella "

No twerking for this Bella I’m afraid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Have you seen that challenge?

My oh fucking my

Can anyone else shake their arse like that? Asking for my mate, Steve. "

My bum doesn't jiggle jiggle like that. I could scran cereal like that though! So long as it's sloppy

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I don't think I'll be trying that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried that once. I used bluetack. I almost died when it fell down and smacked me in the face. I'm not brave enough to try again just yet.

Ok but can you twerk

I actually can not and it makes me sad. I've got a fat jiggly ass too so I'm not sure why. But I just can't make those muscles move in a twerky way. Whenever I try my fat just shakes around and it's not the best sight.

Can YOU twerk? "

No I can’t but tbf I’ve never tried and it’s not goons do it for anyone if I did

Maybe I’m better than you though based on this description

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen that challenge?

My oh fucking my

Can anyone else shake their arse like that? Asking for my mate, Steve.

My bum doesn't jiggle jiggle like that. I could scran cereal like that though! So long as it's sloppy "

I like sloppy.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve scanned through this thread and I have no idea what it’s about. I won’t lose sleep over it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can glean from this is that tech insurance premiums will go through the roof from all the payouts for trashed £1k+ phones.

Oooo there’s a thought. Maybe they’re behind the fad.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have better things to do with my free time.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I wonder how many people have fucked the screens on their phones doing that!

I just don't understand it all, must be too old for all that shizz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I wonder how many people have fucked the screens on their phones doing that!

I just don't understand it all, must be too old for all that shizz"

Is fucking phone screens the same as tribute? I don't understand that jizz either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that didn't make me feel old, at all.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"I wonder how many people have fucked the screens on their phones doing that!

I just don't understand it all, must be too old for all that shizz

Is fucking phone screens the same as tribute? I don't understand that jizz either "

Just a tribute, you got to believe me, wish you were there! It's just a matter of opinion!

Good god.

It must be a thing them young 'uns do

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Oooh what a feeling, sticking your phone to the ceiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh what a feeling, sticking your phone to the ceiling!

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