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"It's round about now that New year's resolutions start to fail. So what do you reckon the profile above has failed to stick to?" Wearing trousers obviously and taking socks off for sex. | |||
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"It's round about now that New year's resolutions start to fail. So what do you reckon the profile above has failed to stick to? Wearing trousers obviously and taking socks off for sex. " Promised to go skydiving with me but when I jumped out the plane, I found myself free falling all on my own….   | |||
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"Both flashing on motorway bridges" Definitely failed at wearing socks in bed less | |||
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"If it's this early in the year, I'm going to go for booze..." Oops - missed the "profile above bit"...thought we were commenting on that which Willy had given up on. Mine are still intact...so I'm out... | |||
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"If it's this early in the year, I'm going to go for booze... Oops - missed the "profile above bit"...thought we were commenting on that which Willy had given up on. Mine are still intact...so I'm out..." I'd say his resolution to give up swearing has gone by the wayside | |||
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"Promised to take his socks off "Promised to take a newer pic | |||
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"Fine! Hope you're all happy now" its your resolution | |||
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"Fine! Hope you're all happy nowits your resolution "Promised to avoid the Penn inn roundabout. | |||
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"Promised no more towel shots " Promised to leave his willy alone in pics | |||
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"Em promised not to remove her posts any more. "Beat me to it!! Promised to buy new glasses | |||
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"Promised not to shower whilst clothed." She doesn't make resolutions. She says, fuck that shit! Mrs TMN x | |||
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"Swore blind that she would control herself this year. Didn’t." Too easy That works on so many levels | |||
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"Dammit Misty." Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution I’m already damned | |||
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"Dammit Misty. Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution I’m already damned "Promised no more boob shots  | |||
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"Dammit Misty. Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution I’m already damned
Promised no more boob shots "Promised to stop looking at my boobs | |||
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"Dammit Misty. Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution I’m already damned
Promised no more boob shots
Promised to stop looking at my boobs"Promised to stop being so damn hot 
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"Dammit Misty. Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution I’m already damned
Promised no more boob shots
Promised to stop looking at my boobs
Promised to stop being so damn hot
S xxx"Promised that pic in technicolor ?? | |||
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"She's not given up eating piccalilli "He promised he would stop but he can’t and once again there’s crumbs in the butter | |||
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"He swore he'd give up french in 5th form he's still trying "Has failed to stop trying to fiddle the football pools  | |||
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"They said no curries in 2024 jeez they had several already "Giving up wearing Union Flag underpants whilst rubbing his nipples on a mosistened shower screen. | |||
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"They said no curries in 2024 jeez they had several already
Giving up wearing Union Flag underpants whilst rubbing his nipples on a mosistened shower screen."Mosistened? Fuck knows what it is, but I want some   | |||
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"He's given up using real sounding rods, and will just stick to using biros " Thank God for Google. What on earth are they used for? Look painful | |||
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"R-TG resolved after a year's worth of flirting he was to retire his lothario ways and no longer use his charming manner on any woman, in any way. Reader, he lasted until 12.01am, January the 1st. It would have been a few seconds before but he lost signal. " | |||
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"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus. People have already started complaining." Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not | |||
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"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus. People have already started complaining. Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not" Hasn't got the seat she was after. | |||
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"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting. Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are. "I'm such a hypocrite | |||
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"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting. Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.
I'm such a hypocrite "Promised not to be a hypocrite. Has just confessed.  | |||
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"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus. People have already started complaining. Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not Hasn't got the seat she was after." Promised to not take anymore hair clipping whilst they're sleeping but couldn't help himself | |||
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"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting. Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.
I'm such a hypocrite
Promised not to be a hypocrite.
Has just confessed.
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"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting. Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.
I'm such a hypocrite
Promised not to be a hypocrite.
Has just confessed.
"Promised no more TV in the bedroom but couldn't sleep | |||
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"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus. People have already started complaining. Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not Hasn't got the seat she was after. Promised to not take anymore hair clipping whilst they're sleeping but couldn't help himself " But the art.... the art keeps calling me | |||
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"Promised to unchain his ironing s-lave for a walk but he is still scared she will run away " I'm more scared the ironing won't get done. Tbh. | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat " Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much" Just promised..everything. Didn't happen . | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen ."To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize. | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
"That's an awful lot of motorboating you know . | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
That's an awful lot of motorboating you know ."He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .
He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room "Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums . | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .
He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room
Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums ."Promised to stop licking custard covered windows | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .
He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room
Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .
Promised to stop licking custard covered windows "To stop using transformers transforming noises when changing position. And rollout! | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .
He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room
Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .
Promised to stop licking custard covered windows
To stop using transformers transforming noises when changing position.
And rollout!"I hope our custard thing never dies K  (can't even remember how it started now?! But glad it did ).
For Morphine - promised to try zips this year.
Penis said "No!". | |||
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"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear. Gbat Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much Just promised..everything. Didn't happen .
To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.
That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .
He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room
Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .
Promised to stop licking custard covered windows
To stop using transformers transforming noises when changing position.
And rollout!
I hope our custard thing never dies K (can't even remember how it started now?! But glad it did ).
For Morphine - promised to try zips this year.
Penis said "No!"."Nothing like fresh from the dryer button ups branding your sausage. | |||
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" Nothing like fresh from the dryer button ups branding your sausage. "To stop rollerskating through Morrisons, whilst singing show tunes at the top of his voice. | |||
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"Promised to update his profile but failed again" A nice one. Promised to be less charming and witty, but that's just a tap that should never be turned off . | |||
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