FabSwingers.com forum: Local updates

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

What’s going on in yours? I’ve recently moved but wasn’t expecting anything different from the usual oddness, graphic pictures and pleas from horndogs; but no!

My local update page is currently the epitome of class and restraint. Nothing disgraceful to report!

Amuse me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Some tits, lots of new verifications, many penii.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few people are bored, one woman hasn't shaved her pussy in weeks and one man is sat in the sunshine.

Not much happening here either.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

One man's had four orgasms already and another is rock hard.

Someone's out in their camper van.

Sums it up really.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It’s Q at work as well, I think because people have taken extra time off. But I thought that might translate into depravity on Fab!

Come on filthy perverts, do us all proud

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

* Dave wants to play you at FIFA

* Bob cracked me up with the classic.. DaytimePlaytimeWeekend

* Anon only wants to meet married guys who are definitely cheating to fuck and suck

Standard fab…

* names changed to protect the not-so-innocent

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Nothing out of ordinary, plenty of people looking to meet today.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Someone is quite chuffed to be on pg3 of hot vids

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The usual collection of men with their erections thrust at the camera.

Bless - one chap is looking for a dinner date. Probably hoping to bone her afterwards.

There's a buxom bi woman looking for a curvy woman as a playmate.

Steady stream of people viewing my profile.

Pretty standard, really.

And that's the end of this bulletin. Now, the news where you are...

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

53yr old woman asking to get her pregnant

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"53yr old woman asking to get her pregnant "

Is she looking for God?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics and asking ppl to message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I know and have met at socials has rejoined fab.

And uploaded pics of her boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's going to York hilton and wants a meet, there's lots of cocks sticking out of knickers, 4 people have looked at my profile, and someone's on their way to ripon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's going to York hilton and wants a meet, there's lots of cocks sticking out of knickers, 4 people have looked at my profile, and someone's on their way to ripon. "

It's at least five, I routinely look at it

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The usual suspicious number of “women” exclusively trying to find other women on behalf of their male partners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sluts throat free for use. De22 3ld

Free this evening, looking for a ginger guy to come and fill me full mmmmmmm

... And to finish off the good old "meet now"

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man wants his bum breeding

And another guy wants "quality over quality"

I think he used the wrong word for the last part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...

And another guy wants "quality over quality"..."

As it's a man he must have meant "quantity over quality"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A man wants his bum breeding

And another guy wants "quality over quality"

I think he used the wrong word for the last part. "

He meant bucket

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Very dull in east London. Wall to wall dick pics and a few guys wanting to be sucked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman near me that only accepts 9 inch cocks (surprise surprise complains often she can’t find a meet) has set up a 2nd account where she’s willing to accept normal sized penises

She’s forgotten to use different pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh someone just posted pics and videos of himself playing in a Southern Train toilet. Must admit personally think that’s the least sexy place on the planet!!

Otherwise the usual dick pics, people asking for meets, someone showing of some very frilly new knickers (male), someone showing off a BBC she played with… hope that helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.

Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much. I hate Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.

Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types. "

I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.

Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.

I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky

Soz

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Often see the status updates and then their age filter would stop me from anything further.

It’s frustrating seeing people that o wouldn’t even be able to chat to. But another one of these fab things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.

Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.

I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky

We are world’s apart with you in Endfield

…

To be fair, both the forum updates weren’t that close. One five miles and the other 2 miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.

Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.

I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky

We are world’s apart with you in Endfield

…

To be fair, both the forum updates weren’t that close. One five miles and the other 2 miles away. "

maybe I saw her on another list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man wants his bum breeding

And another guy wants "quality over quality"

I think he used the wrong word for the last part. "

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.

Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.

I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky

We are world’s apart with you in Endfield

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To be fair, both the forum updates weren’t that close. One five miles and the other 2 miles away.

maybe I saw her on another list

It’s so true. I don’t see most of London’s updates it’s so bloody big

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By *oppleWangerMan
over a year ago

Gods Country

Someone closing their account - no idea why they are announcing it, its not an airport.

A bloke with tits looking for a meet

Someone quoting chisel chin (sophie ellis bextor) lyrics

Someone begging for someone to renew their site pass

If fab was a council estate….

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By *artfordBlokeMan
over a year ago

Dartford

The usual array of moans and cryptic bullshit no one cares about, blank profiles with "if you know me, say hi" like you're supposed to recognise someone from a silhouette, couple of people actually looking to play, ho hum, same shit, different day

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

It's mainly guys looking for 'big hung daddies' to 'fill my slutty arsehole' though there is a guy looking to be fed after a quick fuck.

Choices, choices....

Cherry x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t think I’ve ever looked. I’m going to look! I’ll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mostly willies

. Tells you if someone local looked at you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"

All of them were on mine too... Strange that

Miss S x

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It's mainly guys looking for 'big hung daddies' to 'fill my slutty arsehole' though there is a guy looking to be fed after a quick fuck.

Choices, choices....

Cherry x

I only want something simple like lasagna

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Any meets? No time wasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"

All of them were on mine too... Strange that

Miss S x"

Stop hacking my account!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"

All of them were on mine too... Strange that

Miss S x

Stop hacking my account!

You caught me!!!

Miss S x

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Several pictures of shapely bottoms, and some young people who are bored. Nothing witty, silly, thought provoking or overly stimulating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"

All of them were on mine too... Strange that

Miss S x

Stop hacking my account!

You caught me!!!

Miss S x"

Lucky you're easily forgivable

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Made me laugh......

"If any hole is the goal perhaps you should try having a wank in a bucket......"

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Mostly people looking to meet, now, today, in a hotel or at Cobham service station.

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By *exyfungirl78Woman
over a year ago

Colchester

Lots of dick pics

People asking blah blah to message them

Plenty of people wanting to meet today

Guys wanting to be sucked of by guys

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

***Local updates***

*All women think they are Barbie in my area

*Fucking and complaining about the same bunch of "hot" guys

*Ignoring 90%+ of the other guys

*Also bitching about other women publicly

(It's an observation, not whining. Should I lie about it? OP asked, so...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"

All of them were on mine too... Strange that

Miss S x

Stop hacking my account!

You caught me!!!

Miss S x

Lucky you're easily forgivable

Phew..

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual mix of veris, tits and arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a particularly uncomfortable looking dildo ...

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By *asycumsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Standard fare... Someone grovelling for a site supporters code, a lovely lady seems to have fallen on all fours on the rug and a chap looks very proud in his boxers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have it off though doubt anything exciting much prefer seeing my friends and hotlist updates.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Someone near me is after an outdoor meet tonight. It’s January, it’s cold, dark and lashing down. I’m not sure little Felix would reach past the onesie, let alone the raincoat.

I’ll take sofa and tv instead thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in a sexless marriage

Someone looking for pussy

Someone just been verified

Someone looking for a whole to dump his load in (yes thats how it was spelt)

Nothing every exciting on my updates

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By *asycumsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Someone near me is after an outdoor meet tonight. It’s January, it’s cold, dark and lashing down. I’m not sure little Felix would reach past the onesie, let alone the raincoat.

I’ll take sofa and tv instead thanks."

I'm sure some friendly TVs from here will help you out with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'

Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Local updates?

An up date with someone local would be nice...

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'

Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable. "

Probably it was all hands on deck.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'

Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.

Probably it was all hands on deck.

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Dealt with the wrong hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some odd photos, people whinging and others treating it like faceache

Standard really

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'

Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.

Probably it was all hands on deck.

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Dealt with the wrong hand

... or needs a spell checker. Shouldn't it have been 'all hands on dick'?

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'

Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.

Probably it was all hands on deck.

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Dealt with the wrong hand

... or needs a spell checker. Shouldn't it have been 'all hands on dick'?"

***

No.

" Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!! "

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just spotted the most overtly fake account I've ever seen. Watermarked stock photos and everything. Reported, of course.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It seems everyone in our local update wants to meet this weekend. Better bag my seat in Costa now!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A sea of men looking to meet today it seems…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sea of men looking to meet today it seems… "

Sorry …

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

It’s quiet Friday here nothing unusual. Few couples and women going to some clubs, few horny guys in desperate need for cock. some lovely pics added by ladies and of course number of ugly dick pics.

Common guys, with camera phones in 2024 and lots of instruction how make a good looking dick pic it’s not that hard

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

There is a surprisingly high number of pictures of feet...that's put me right off my lunch

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Unfortunately, as per usual, there's very little happening in that regards around London. You'll find more activity and excitement between two hydrogen atoms.

One impressionable woman is apologising profusely for ignoring winks and messages; another feels that she is misunderstood (most/moist women are these days); a certain urbane lady is off to Dublin for some fun; another one is looking for a white cock (which makes a change from the 'Nubian' ones) and finally one perma-tanned maiden has just been verified by 15 men ('must have been a prison break).

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"A sea of men looking to meet today it seems… "

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Saffron loves sea-men. Fact.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

All is quiet in the Shire apart from the standard “read my profile”, which, once again is a telling indictment on the education system in these parts

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Unfortunately, as per usual, there's very little happening in that regards around London. You'll find more activity and excitement between two hydrogen atoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me check.

Dick, dick, dick, dick over toilet, dick, dripping dick, bareback offer to anyone in Leeds, dick, dick, Fuckdoll needs training (saucy), purple monster dick to finish!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Lots of meets advertised and a surprising amount of genuinely sexy pictures. Hardly any depravity, maybe horn levels will peak this evening

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Someone wanted a car meet this morning! She put one on yesterday as well no idea if she got any takers.

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