FabSwingers.com forum: It's official

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hereby announce you are my BFF

My best friend forever

Till death or blocking do us part

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I hereby announce you are my BFF

My best friend forever

Till death or blocking do us part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha!!!! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to say who but there is a non disclosure clause on my side which I have signed

It is therefore an official secret

Unless they want to say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx"

Are you bound by red tape, red ribbon or rope?

Have they been sealed with wax

Is the wax from fetish candles or a few red ones left over from Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need any ice to go with those candles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx"

If he tells you.... He would have to shoot you afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx

If he tells you.... He would have to shoot you afterwards

At you or on you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx

If he tells you.... He would have to shoot you afterwards

At you or on you?

All over sounds like a good compromise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx

If he tells you.... He would have to shoot you afterwards

At you or on you?

All over sounds like a good compromise

You might find that power surge useful then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FIRE UP THE QUATTRO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIRE UP THE QUATTRO!!!!

Vorsprung Durch Technic..or have I got the wrong type of Quattro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accept or block first?? Decisions decisions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's always more bitchy to accept then block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As ex army im bound by the official secrets act, so you can tell me xx

If he tells you.... He would have to shoot you afterwards

At you or on you?

All over sounds like a good compromise

You might find that power surge useful then

Turbo power is good for me

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Reminder to self make sure of fully charged batteries before engaging warp factor turbo power

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have jump leads

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have jump leads"
Can i attach them to your nads?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Consider yourself blocked - how very dare you have someone other than myself as your BFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have jump leadsCan i attach them to your nads?

Is one positive and one negative?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is a plus and minus to this situation,

As for Blondecaz, how are you so sure it's not you? Secret remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hold open auditions for this position?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Legs akimbo auditions are always welcome but not strictly necessary.

Some people gag at the thought of an audition but if I am being completely honest, that can be a turn on in itself

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Legs akimbo auditions are always welcome but not strictly necessary.

Some people gag at the thought of an audition but if I am being completely honest, that can be a turn on in itself

Oh my goodness I need coffee! I misread the last bit as ...."that can turn in on itself...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Legs akimbo auditions are always welcome but not strictly necessary.

Some people gag at the thought of an audition but if I am being completely honest, that can be a turn on in itself

Oh my goodness I need coffee! I misread the last bit as ...."that can turn in on itself...."

Pink sock stories are for another thread, this is to celebrate the fact that I DO have a friend in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know who it is!!!!

Oh and caz....... It's not you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone being bitchy, but nobody owning up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone being bitchy, but nobody owning up yet

We need clues

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's not me is it?

I've a bad habit of getting myself into situations without realising at the best of times...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not me is it?

I've a bad habit of getting myself into situations without realising at the best of times...

Wouldn't be you can't remember exactly why, it was either a discrepancy in the space/time continuum or an embarrassing problem with your wormhole

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"It's not me is it?

I've a bad habit of getting myself into situations without realising at the best of times...

Wouldn't be you can't remember exactly why, it was either a discrepancy in the space/time continuum or an embarrassing problem with your wormhole

For once I'm glad of my prolapsed wormhole issue

Be cool dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be the one u woke up this morning grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be the one u woke up this morning grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!

Easy way for him to prove if he is your BFF, get him to walk in front of your car waving a red flag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its not moi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could be a challenge too!

The fun is in the chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be the one u woke up this morning grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!

Easy way for him to prove if he is your BFF, get him to walk in front of your car waving a red flag.

I dont think its me cos he never responded to this !!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not responding cos I'm reading my new story book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just so Mysterious

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'me ........ he said I can borrow his new book to read after he's read it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"S'me ........ he said I can borrow his new book to read after he's read it.

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busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love my job too

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am so popular today, problem is I think people only want me for my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so popular today, problem is I think people only want me for my book"

I don't want ya book ................ I can think of other things though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well its not moi

Work in progress

Now I'm confused.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doesn't take that much to confuse me lol

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