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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Currently?

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

2

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit early for sleep x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2"

My man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a bit early for sleep x"
hahaha cherry! How many sexual partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

0.

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
over a year ago

wonderland.

Sleeping with... just MrDJ xxxx

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

1

And i only do sleep with one person at a time unless it's group fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleeping with... just MrDJ xxxx "

Mr DJ run pon di replay

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton

1 myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0."

New year new opportunities

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sleeping 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1

And i only do sleep with one person at a time unless it's group fun"

#Monogamish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 myself"

fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleeping 1

"

Sexing? 100

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By *urvelover87Man
over a year ago

London

None. Unless you count sleep paralysis demons, then I have one. Bit of a shy dude tho, usually just stands in a corner of the room and stares.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"0.

New year new opportunities"

Hoping so.

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By *he_ProzacsCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

Just my husband.

With a sprinkle of extras on club nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None. Unless you count sleep paralysis demons, then I have one. Bit of a shy dude tho, usually just stands in a corner of the room and stares."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my husband.

With a sprinkle of extras on club nights "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

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"Currently? "

None right at this very moment. I find it incredibly hard to be posting on a Fab forum while asleep. My typing goes shit and I dribble all over the mouse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zero. "

They’re coming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Currently?

None right at this very moment. I find it incredibly hard to be posting on a Fab forum while asleep. My typing goes shit and I dribble all over the mouse."

The mouse as in the animal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zero.

They’re coming!"

Noooo! I'm good with zero it'll likely be the same number by next Jan.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Today?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I insert the obligatory ‘42’ here?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Zero, can’t you tell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today? "

How many on your roster? How many in your squad?

By the way, FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zero, can’t you tell? "

Lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I insert the obligatory ‘42’ here? "

About time someone was actually honest about their numbers

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
over a year ago

Chichester

I’ve run out of fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bit early for sleep x hahaha cherry! How many sexual partners"

Need more parameters ?

Are you talking this year/last year, in told.

Or on speed dial for TAF

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Right now, this second?

I don't fab and fuck simultaneously, Pickle. You should know this.

Mrs TMN x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Zero, can’t you tell?

Lies "

Actually I’m honest this time. Let’s be real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve run out of fingers. "

Waiting for my invite still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a bit early for sleep x hahaha cherry! How many sexual partners

Need more parameters ?

Are you talking this year/last year, in told.

Or on speed dial for TAF "

I dunno I mean that you’re currently seeing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right now, this second?

I don't fab and fuck simultaneously, Pickle. You should know this.

Mrs TMN x"

You were funnier last year

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just my Fozzy bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zero, can’t you tell?

Lies

Actually I’m honest this time. Let’s be real."
damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 "

3! That’s impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my Fozzy bear "

Yeah and the rest

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Zero

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

0.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Zero, can’t you tell?

Lies

Actually I’m honest this time. Let’s be real. damn "

Probably for the best.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"None

"

I know...sad times. My fault for giving all my time to one man who didn't appreciate me.

2024 is going to be different.

I'll be looking for playmates at the next UTB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’ve run out of fingers.

Waiting for my invite still "

Get to the back of the queue fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero, zilch, zip, nil, nought, rien, nada, niente

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least one every night.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

If it’s this, three is the magic number.

There has been a shuffle around from last year with last January’s number one crashing out of the charts very early on in the year. However, two long running repeat contenders appear to have been joined on the roster by a newcomer just today, that we hope is not going to be a one hit wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that would be telling!

I sleep alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None

I know...sad times. My fault for giving all my time to one man who didn't appreciate me.

2024 is going to be different.

I'll be looking for playmates at the next UTB "

I know someone sexy going to the next UTB. I love her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None

I know...sad times. My fault for giving all my time to one man who didn't appreciate me.

2024 is going to be different.

I'll be looking for playmates at the next UTB

I know someone sexy going to the next UTB. I love her"

Maybe I should go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0. "

Wait… huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve run out of fingers.

Waiting for my invite still

Get to the back of the queue fella "

Ffs

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Can I insert the obligatory ‘42’ here? "

Awww the computer was a hoe, all makes sense now.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Zero, I'm wide awake.

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

none

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest "

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Just Felix Junior. And before you make any assumptions, that is my little furry Felix hand puppet. Oh god, I’m not helping am I.

None! Roll up ladies, I’ve got hardly any bad habits and I’m very enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 is what I tell them

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

At this precise moment? None. In general? Enough

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun "

So, Littlebird, how many times have you turned down hot sex?

“Nun”!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

Yeah. People that you make time for regularly. Not like ‘I saw them one time 6 months ago and I might hit them up again’

Anyway my current list… I don’t wanna say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun "

Of course you have

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun

So, Littlebird, how many times have you turned down hot sex?

“Nun”!"

Now now… it’s spelt none

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

One, anyone more they’d have to make a bed on the floor.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun

Of course you have "

You know me so well

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. People that you make time for regularly. Not like ‘I saw them one time 6 months ago and I might hit them up again’

Anyway my current list… I don’t wanna say "

Oh fuck right off then Starting a thread then declining to answer? I though better of you, Stephen.

Mrs TMN x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun

Of course you have

You know me so well "

" Is a little old place where we can get together "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. People that you make time for regularly. Not like ‘I saw them one time 6 months ago and I might hit them up again’

Anyway my current list… I don’t wanna say

Oh fuck right off then Starting a thread then declining to answer? I though better of you, Stephen.

Mrs TMN x"

Such savagery! You've inspired me Pickle, I might do the same to wind people up.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun

Of course you have

You know me so well

" Is a little old place where we can get together " "

Ooh… you dancing?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

More than one hand, less than two hands

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke


"0.

Wait… huh"

Wdym

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just my Fozzy bear

Yeah and the rest

I only EVER sleep with Fozzy bear. He’s my man

Are you talking about “the sex”?

Because I’ve decided to become a nun

Of course you have

You know me so well

" Is a little old place where we can get together "

Ooh… you dancing? "

You know haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"More than one hand, less than two hands "

Love it

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Sexing two,

Sleeping one.

Em x

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"0.

Wait… huh

Wdym "

*

HITTPP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. People that you make time for regularly. Not like ‘I saw them one time 6 months ago and I might hit them up again’

Anyway my current list… I don’t wanna say

Oh fuck right off then Starting a thread then declining to answer? I though better of you, Stephen.

Mrs TMN x"

Soz boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK. As in who I've had sex with, and am planning to have sex with again?

Five.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, OP?

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. People that you make time for regularly. Not like ‘I saw them one time 6 months ago and I might hit them up again’

Anyway my current list… I don’t wanna say

Oh fuck right off then Starting a thread then declining to answer? I though better of you, Stephen.

Mrs TMN x

Such savagery! You've inspired me Pickle, I might do the same to wind people up."

Embrace your inner troll

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Nil, but one lives in hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than one hand, less than two hands "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"17"

Man fucking likeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0! Not had sex for over a year

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By *ittlelad69Man
over a year ago

clay cross

A big fat zero

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it "

Have you tried trying harder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They know who they are

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"They know who they are "

They all know each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They know who they are "

But do they know about each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They know who they are

They all know each other? "
kitchen table poly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it "
offer is still there babe

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They know who they are

They all know each other? "

They did for one night

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke


"They know who they are

They all know each other? kitchen table poly"

Strictly parallel poly for me, ty x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it "

I'm certain the offers will soon be pouring in

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A couple of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They know who they are

But do they know about each other "

You should know

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"They know who they are

But do they know about each other "

Of course. If I wanted to lie to people I’d be on a different site.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Nobody right now I'm just watching the telly.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"They know who they are

But do they know about each other

Of course. If I wanted to lie to people I’d be on a different site.

"

… maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They know who they are

But do they know about each other

You should know "

I thought I was your one and only Joe

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it "

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

And remember your dreams and the cyber sex sexting fantasies don't count!

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…

Zero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They know who they are

They all know each other? kitchen table poly

Strictly parallel poly for me, ty x"

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"And remember your dreams and the cyber sex sexting fantasies don't count! "

How many of those do you have Kai?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it."

Meli I think this is the year for us

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"A couple of people."

But not sleeping. I rarely do that. Men snore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of people.

But not sleeping. I rarely do that. Men snore."

Not me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it.

Meli I think this is the year for us"

I think so too! We're going to do well this year, I can feel it.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it.

Meli I think this is the year for us

I think so too! We're going to do well this year, I can feel it. "

Oh… I meant the year we have sex _with each other_

This is so awkward.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And remember your dreams and the cyber sex sexting fantasies don't count!

How many of those do you have Kai?"

Zero! Effort, far too much effort.

Plus imaginary Em is a bit too lazy even for me. Very shit shag even by my standards, so true to life I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 Soooo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it.

Meli I think this is the year for us

I think so too! We're going to do well this year, I can feel it.

Oh… I meant the year we have sex _with each other_

This is so awkward.

"

Ah fuck I'm a twunt. *smacks forehead*

In my defence, I've had a French martini, a bramble and limoncello so I'm even slower than normal. I think it could be P.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

6 xx

Mrs palm and her five daughters

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

One

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it.

Meli I think this is the year for us

I think so too! We're going to do well this year, I can feel it.

Oh… I meant the year we have sex _with each other_

This is so awkward.

Ah fuck I'm a twunt. *smacks forehead*

In my defence, I've had a French martini, a bramble and limoncello so I'm even slower than normal. I think it could be P.

"

Jesus it’s actually only Wednesday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping...only ever just the one

Fucking...ermmmm

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"And remember your dreams and the cyber sex sexting fantasies don't count!

How many of those do you have Kai?

Zero! Effort, far too much effort.

Plus imaginary Em is a bit too lazy even for me. Very shit shag even by my standards, so true to life I guess! "

All I will say is I'm making a note of this.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleeping...only ever just the one

Fucking...ermmmm "
gonna need an answer from you Ruby

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"NONE

just incase anyone missed my complaining earlier about it

Burn the dressing gown and maybe next thread you can say 1. 2 would be pushing it.

Meli I think this is the year for us

I think so too! We're going to do well this year, I can feel it.

Oh… I meant the year we have sex _with each other_

This is so awkward.

Ah fuck I'm a twunt. *smacks forehead*

In my defence, I've had a French martini, a bramble and limoncello so I'm even slower than normal. I think it could be P.

Jesus it’s actually only Wednesday! "

Some of us are

a) not back to normal until the 8th.

and b) deserved/needed it today.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

0 to the power of 0

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Not actually sleeping (as opposed to having sex) with anybody and I really miss it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. Sleeping sleeping? One, occasionally. And he fucking snores.

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
over a year ago

Sandwell

Just 1, but thats counting myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sleeping with all 8 of my personalities. Beat that!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A Gentleman never tells...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I decline to answer this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I decline to answer this"

My man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0 to the power of 0 "

Yeah but when that changes I’ll be considered right? RIGHT?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None for me for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Correction, 2 if my kittens count

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"0 to the power of 0

Yeah but when that changes I’ll be considered right? RIGHT?! "

Someone is eager? Life is so much easier with no sex involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0 to the power of 0

Yeah but when that changes I’ll be considered right? RIGHT?!

Someone is eager? Life is so much easier with no sex involved "

Keen bean, me.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Nil!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

If sleeping with = sex, 1

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"One "

Gay

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm home alone

Could make it 1 or 2?

Oh wait, you mean in general and not right now. Oh .....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm home alone

Could make it 1 or 2?

Oh wait, you mean in general and not right now. Oh ....."

If you ever want to do it in the woods during a hike…

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am not sleeping with anyone yet.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Sleeping Sleeping?? Just the one lol

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

None, just having my tea

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't know and count. I may not see everyone every week, just as needed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have options

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have options "

Please can I be one? I promise I’ll bring my A game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm home alone

Could make it 1 or 2?

Oh wait, you mean in general and not right now. Oh .....

If you ever want to do it in the woods during a hike…"

But it's cold outside

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Currently? "

In my head? So many!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just the 1 at the moment. I'm married to him and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 would be nice

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"1 would be nice "

I snore occasionally

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I have options

Please can I be one? I promise I’ll bring my A game "

A means amateur?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"[Removed from bed at 03/01/24 eruption release]"

If it’s sleeping sleeping, I don’t do sleepovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby


"[Removed from bed at 03/01/24 eruption release]

If it’s sleeping sleeping, I don’t do sleepovers. "

Campervan to avoid that

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

None x

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

Does my hand count

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I need more sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zero"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need more sleep. "

Come here. My bed is comfy, I'm great to sleep with and then we can both say 1.

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