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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Afternoon gents! Anybody got any hot tips for a newbie to the world of pubic gardening? I've always maintained a wild and wooly natural approach to the little fella, aside from a brief flirtation with shaving the nads which resulted in a couple of hours feeling cool and fresh followed by weeks of the worst itching I've ever experienced - hence my reluctance to try again! However I've started mucking about with cock rings, which can result on some tangling and yanking of the privet hedge, so I'm thinking about trimming down and neatening up the region.

So what's your advice, seasoned downstairs gardeners? Any tips to avoid the dreaded itch? Recommendations for a decent set of clippers that won't massacre the manhood? (I'm not keen on going full blade-shabed, just trimmed nearly away) Share your wisdom! Fill me with your knowledge!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides "

I missed you

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides "

Too risky, all barbers want to do these days is Peaky Blinders hair. I'd end up with a tallywhacker like a vileda mop.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides

Too risky, all barbers want to do these days is Peaky Blinders hair. I'd end up with a tallywhacker like a vileda mop."

It would have a fade though…

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

Been shaving for 25 years down stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair removal cream or go get it waxed. It’s quite nice when the wax goes on, then only a short period of intense agony before you faint and it’s over with

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Hair clipper the middle part, grab a big handful of wax and shape the edges into points, dye these parts green.

And voila! The Keith Flint phallus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides "

Remember those shops that popped up ages ago. You went in, took your shoes off, and put your feet in a fish tank and they nibbled your dead skin away and made your feet real smooth?…..

Op, I’ve got an idea!

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Busy the trimmers out. Go a lower guard as you dare. I usually go 2 or 3 and it trims up nicely. No itchy times. But maybe not bald enough for you ring dreams

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides

Remember those shops that popped up ages ago. You went in, took your shoes off, and put your feet in a fish tank and they nibbled your dead skin away and made your feet real smooth?…..

Op, I’ve got an idea! "

This time next year Woody, we'll be millionaires! With very neat pubes

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides

Too risky, all barbers want to do these days is Peaky Blinders hair. I'd end up with a tallywhacker like a vileda mop.

It would have a fade though… "

Now there's a thought...

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Busy the trimmers out. Go a lower guard as you dare. I usually go 2 or 3 and it trims up nicely. No itchy times. But maybe not bald enough for you ring dreams "

Ooh, a serious answer, thank you! The itchy coin purse is my biggest fear tbh

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham


"Busy the trimmers out. Go a lower guard as you dare. I usually go 2 or 3 and it trims up nicely. No itchy times. But maybe not bald enough for you ring dreams

Ooh, a serious answer, thank you! The itchy coin purse is my biggest fear tbh "

I use hair clippers without any guard on, quick and easy to do (I make the twins nice and cold so the skin is contracted, and less likely to be nipped)

I don't experience any itchiness, but maybe I'm used to it now. I did once clipper the back garden... never again.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Veet sensitive. I got fed up of cutting my sac

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I use his beard trimmers on him, to keep a grade 3 trim and a grade 1 on his balls and arse

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Use hair conditioner instead of soap/foam.

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By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley


"Been shaving for 25 years down stairs "

Blimey, must have been seriously wild down there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sit upside down in the barbers and ask for a short back and sides

Remember those shops that popped up ages ago. You went in, took your shoes off, and put your feet in a fish tank and they nibbled your dead skin away and made your feet real smooth?…..

Op, I’ve got an idea!

This time next year Woody, we'll be millionaires! With very neat pubes"

I’ll get the car!!!

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Busy the trimmers out. Go a lower guard as you dare. I usually go 2 or 3 and it trims up nicely. No itchy times. But maybe not bald enough for you ring dreams

Ooh, a serious answer, thank you! The itchy coin purse is my biggest fear tbh

I use hair clippers without any guard on, quick and easy to do (I make the twins nice and cold so the skin is contracted, and less likely to be nipped)

I don't experience any itchiness, but maybe I'm used to it now. I did once clipper the back garden... never again."

Noted!

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

No to trimmers, they’ll pull hairs down there, if long use scissors.

Get disposable razors for using down there, different to your face one.

Do not think about veet or hair removal creams.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Personally I don't like hairy guys to then have bald nether regions.

As someone further up said. Just a pair of trimmers and take it down to a decent length will be fine. If you're nervous just do a little bit the first time. Take more off next time.

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Personally I don't like hairy guys to then have bald nether regions.

As someone further up said. Just a pair of trimmers and take it down to a decent length will be fine. If you're nervous just do a little bit the first time. Take more off next time. "

See, that's what I'm thinking, being naturally hirsute it would look odd if I want for the full Yul Brynner look. Like I'd had a very small gas explosion in my trollies.

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By *ust-a-GuyMan
over a year ago

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Trim the main bits short with clippers (no2) then hair removal cream for my groin folds, balls and crack.

No abrupt odd looking changes in length that way.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Get a real good body/personal trimmer. They're designed not to pull anything and most good brands are fully waterproof and can be used in the shower.

(And by good I mean good, not most expensive, looking at you Manscaped!)

(...although in fairness, some of their after products are kinda cool)

Also if you're going clean shaved, use hair conditioner. Softens hair and looks after the skin very well for shaving.

Then add a little dust of cinnamon on the ol' gooch and you're ready for the opera, my dude.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham


"Personally I don't like hairy guys to then have bald nether regions.

As someone further up said. Just a pair of trimmers and take it down to a decent length will be fine. If you're nervous just do a little bit the first time. Take more off next time.

See, that's what I'm thinking, being naturally hirsute it would look odd if I want for the full Yul Brynner look. Like I'd had a very small gas explosion in my trollies."

Ha ha ha very small gas explosion made me chuckle.

Look forward to seeing some updated pics when you've had a lil trim up.

For what it's worth I don't mind au natural (prob in minority on here) but I do prefer not to get a soaking wet bush of pubes in my face when giving sloppy head so it does have it's benefits to be trimmed.

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By *aleakalaMan
over a year ago

various

I pluck ball and base of shaft and then use a beard trimmer to reduce the length around.

Plucking is a bit time consuming

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I have been deliciously smooth there (and elsewhere) for many years … it feels soooo lovely when freshly shaved.

Only very occasionally do I ever suffer with itching, but I keep myself smooth every few days ‘down there’.

I have never used ‘creams’ etc, … I’ve read the horror stories!!! My preferred method being a Gillette (ladies) razor, with, if needed hair conditioner as a ‘shaving gel’. I note of late, Gillette are now marketing a Venus blade specifically for pubic hair - but suspect this to be perhaps a marketing gimmick - the usual blades work perfectly well.

Off for a shower and a quick flick round with the Venus now xx

R xx

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

I usually just use a standard razor, and then every now and then use veet. Much prefer to be totally smooth

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Personally I don't like hairy guys to then have bald nether regions.

As someone further up said. Just a pair of trimmers and take it down to a decent length will be fine. If you're nervous just do a little bit the first time. Take more off next time.

See, that's what I'm thinking, being naturally hirsute it would look odd if I want for the full Yul Brynner look. Like I'd had a very small gas explosion in my trollies.

Ha ha ha very small gas explosion made me chuckle.

Look forward to seeing some updated pics when you've had a lil trim up.

For what it's worth I don't mind au natural (prob in minority on here) but I do prefer not to get a soaking wet bush of pubes in my face when giving sloppy head so it does have it's benefits to be trimmed. "

Updated pics! I admire your forwardness, I must admit. I'll see what I can do, but it keep it to yourself or everyone will want one.

I don't know that you're in THAT much of a minority tbh, I think most people that are into hairy men wouldn't take issue with a nether-afro particularly. And people that DON'T like hairy men are going to nope up long before they even get to the navel, the pubic pelt would be the least of their worries.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish

Trip with scissors and then use the some clippers.

Don’t be fooled by the marketing around the Manscaped stuff. Although if you want trimmed may be ok, it definitely isn’t any good for going smooth, you have to use the guard otherwise it’s a bit lethal.

The normal Wahl I use for my beard is much better at a close crop.

Although I use a razor front, under and behind. Never gets itchy as I keep it bald every time I shower.

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Trip with scissors and then use the some clippers.

Don’t be fooled by the marketing around the Manscaped stuff. Although if you want trimmed may be ok, it definitely isn’t any good for going smooth, you have to use the guard otherwise it’s a bit lethal.

The normal Wahl I use for my beard is much better at a close crop.

Although I use a razor front, under and behind. Never gets itchy as I keep it bald every time I shower."

I think if I went completely smooth with this much body hair, my old chap would look like Telly Savalas in a hedge trying to put the Mitchell brothers in a headlock.

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