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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm

Distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, this is why finding a forum masseuse is important.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A smack in the face with a haddock is very distracting. Try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get you some Celebrex.

And trial the NHS back exercises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A smack in the face with a haddock is very distracting. Try it. "

She knows

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Would you like me to send you the video again?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Would you like me to send you the video again?"

No! Send it to Brucey though

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Would you like me to send you the video again?"

Oo I’ve got a bad back as well now….!!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with? "

***

Naproxen is the answer, but not the solution.

I have a lot of Codeine tablets, but I wasn't brave enough to take it yet.

That kind of stuff makes me feel sick usually.

Gagging is not good with back pain.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Would you like me to send you the video again?

No! Send it to Brucey though "

I don't think he could cope with watching it again

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A smack in the face with a haddock is very distracting. Try it.

She knows "

Hi, I'm JennieTV and I'm a smack-in-the-face-with-a-haddock junkie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like me to send you the video again?

Oo I’ve got a bad back as well now….!! "

I’ve had a bad neck and shoulders all week

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"A smack in the face with a haddock is very distracting. Try it. "

I’d pay to see that.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Would you like me to send you the video again?

No! Send it to Brucey though

I don't think he could cope with watching it again "

It is something special

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Maybe you could find a lucky lady who wants to walk all over you

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Would you like me to send you the video again?

No! Send it to Brucey though

I don't think he could cope with watching it again

It is something special "

It really is

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cobra stretch is your friend.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Thank you for distracting me from the washing up by asking me to think of distracting things

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foam roller that bad boy!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Foam roller that bad boy!"

*

He's right!

Use it against the door, if you can't lay down on it.

It's almost like a gentle deep tissue massage.

It will hurt a bit, but you will have more movement after.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with? "

From a suffer a bad back best thing you can do is exercise it, take a long walk,

Also physio’s advice, lay flat on your back on a hard surface, then one at a time bring each knee up to your chest, do both knees 5 times.

Also hold both knees to your chest a rock slightly if it’s lower back pain.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with? "

Did you do any of the advice I gave you yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you could find a lucky lady who wants to walk all over you "

Best answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foam roller that bad boy!"

Or A sack of wheat!!! Apparently.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thanking you all! If it's not fixed I'm giving each of you a lawsuit!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with?

Did you do any of the advice I gave you yesterday?"

Just the heat

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with?

Did you do any of the advice I gave you yesterday?

Just the heat "

Checked your inbox??

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Get you some Celebrex.

And trial the NHS back exercises."

Prescription only as are any half decent drugs

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By *onguiliciousMan
over a year ago

Northallerton

Is that why you smell like a haddock? ??

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Mine has started crunching, like when you crack your knuckles but more grindy. No real pain but it’s an unpleasant sensation and it’s quite distracting when I’m having sex. Mostly thoracic vertebrae I think.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Thank you for distracting me from the washing up by asking me to think of distracting things

J"

I ended up on a making up new words and frying pan walk wormhole. Thanks for the distraction

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Thank you for distracting me from the washing up by asking me to think of distracting things

J

I ended up on a making up new words and frying pan walk wormhole. Thanks for the distraction

J"

The washing up is not yet done.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If somebody could fix my back please!

It's frustrating me today. Movement is limited and putting me in a grumpier mood than usual.

So need to take my mind of it (and other things). If you can't fix it, what have you got to distract me with?

Did you do any of the advice I gave you yesterday?

Just the heat "

What sort of heat? Yes I'm going to be technical about this.

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