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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fart on demand? I reckon it’s impossible

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

No

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not without the serious possibility of shitting myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy "

Wtaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can. But I don’t. Because I’m a gentleman

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Fart on demand? I reckon it’s impossible "

I can burp on demand.

Farting.............? Much more risky. So so much more.......

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I can. But I don’t. Because I have a loose bowel"

Wise, very wise.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

Wtaf "

He owns a barbers now and his girlfriend is really hot so just goes to show, never give up on your dreams

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I can close to it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy "

I sincerely hope he didn't have to "clear his throat" first.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, but I can't hold a fart in, either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can. But I don’t. Because I’m a gentleman"

No you can’t

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Nah. I'd be bothered I followed through

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy "

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely can't, that's one kink I'm no good for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless "

I thought I was the only one to see this!

I was strangely jealous because let’s be honest, farting was, still is, and always will be, hilarious

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless

I thought I was the only one to see this!

I was strangely jealous because let’s be honest, farting was, still is, and always will be, hilarious "

Maybe your guys was better at it. My lad had to be on all fours to get the right gulping action going. Then again it was a Catholic school

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless

I thought I was the only one to see this!

I was strangely jealous because let’s be honest, farting was, still is, and always will be, hilarious

Maybe your guys was better at it. My lad had to be on all fours to get the right gulping action going. Then again it was a Catholic school "

Ah so it was in the chapel…

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Sadly not, though it would definitely be a good party trick

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless

I thought I was the only one to see this!

I was strangely jealous because let’s be honest, farting was, still is, and always will be, hilarious

Maybe your guys was better at it. My lad had to be on all fours to get the right gulping action going. Then again it was a Catholic school

Ah so it was in the chapel…"

It was in every orifice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless

I thought I was the only one to see this!

I was strangely jealous because let’s be honest, farting was, still is, and always will be, hilarious

Maybe your guys was better at it. My lad had to be on all fours to get the right gulping action going. Then again it was a Catholic school

Ah so it was in the chapel…"

Said the bishop to the choirboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy at school used to be able to suck air up his arse and fart on command

I didn’t believe it until I saw it either

The thought of an arse hole gulping down air on command makes me feel uneasy

We must have gone to the same school. Strange to watch but a cool party trick nonetheless

I thought I was the only one to see this!

I was strangely jealous because let’s be honest, farting was, still is, and always will be, hilarious

Maybe your guys was better at it. My lad had to be on all fours to get the right gulping action going. Then again it was a Catholic school "

My guy could just do it whenever

He even did it while running once

Rumour has it that if the wind blew just strong enough in the right direction, his hole would whistle

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well excuse me! This is a bit off.

I went to a Catholic school and I was never once bummed in the chapel!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I can fart " Smoke on the water" after work.

I don't fart in the kitchen, so I'm under a lot of pressure in the end of the shift.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Well excuse me! This is a bit off.

I went to a Catholic school and I was never once bummed in the chapel!"

What did you call it?!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Well excuse me! This is a bit off.

I went to a Catholic school and I was never once bummed in the chapel!"

Priests have standards

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Well excuse me! This is a bit off.

I went to a Catholic school and I was never once bummed in the chapel!

What did you call it?!"

The equipment room.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Well excuse me! This is a bit off.

I went to a Catholic school and I was never once bummed in the chapel!

Priests have standards"

Speaking of farting on demand, did you say something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of days ago I could of

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Well excuse me! This is a bit off.

I went to a Catholic school and I was never once bummed in the chapel!

Priests have standards

Speaking of farting on demand, did you say something? "

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