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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Welcome to the FCF Prison LADIES and ladies!

Open it, spread it!

Stop gagging!

Bend down!

Spread it!

Caugh!

*

Pick up your orange jumpsuit, tooth brush, toothpaste and toilet paper.

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Your Fab prisoner number will be:

***Mine for example***

*

Country of birth: H

Gender: M

Zodiac sign: C

Number of days since L.S.E. :1541

My prisoner number is: HMC1541

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*C.O.B.= Use Scotland, Wales and Ireland as well, otherwise there will be a lot of E.

*Gender = Whatever you are now.

*L.S.E. =Last Sexual Encounter.

You can use half a day= 05

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Some of you will be promoted to be guards.

Some of you will spend a lot of time in the hole.

Some of you will get an early release.

Some of you will join some gangs inside these walls.

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Enjoy your stay LADIES and ladies!

Go to your cell now!

Follow the yellow line!

I'm a prisoner, but the warden (OP) too.

So I'm either HMC1541 or HMC1541bg, depending on what's your question.

*

Promoted guards will have a BJ on the end.

The ones spending too much time in the hole will have a FU on the end.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This sounds a bit too Stanford Prison Experiment for me.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"This sounds a bit too Stanford Prison Experiment for me. "

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Might be, might be not.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This sounds a bit too Stanford Prison Experiment for me. "

Sounds like the inmates taking over the asylum to me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Via the utilisation of this small rock hammer, how many years will it take me to dig my way out to freedom?

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

***PA speaker announcement***

" Our own ingrown talent Johnny Rash performs tonight in the Mess Hall.

Be safe and enjoy it! "

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Prisoner number was the whole point of this first, but things escalated....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ugh i don't look good in orange. Can i wear pink?

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Ugh i don't look good in orange. Can i wear pink?"

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No!!! Do you want to spend your first night in the hole prisoner???!!!

***HMC1541bg***

(Need some guards here pft)

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"***PA speaker announcement***

" Our own ingrown talent Johnny Rash performs tonight in the Mess Hall.

Be safe and enjoy it! ""

***

*Mess Hole

***Bloody autocorrect***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angela Davis, if you’re reading this, same, girl. Same.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

IFA1 ,can I go in the hole?

Quieter in there.

Em x

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"IFA1 ,can I go in the hole?

Quieter in there.

Em x"

***

Yes!

***Rubber gloves snap on the wrist***

Bend over!

Cough!

***Lock clicks***

***HMC1541bg***

(Need some guards here. Have a few names in mind, but...)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Blimey, nothing like making prison unenjoyable!

Naughty people, wobbers and wronguns - you go in cells. Try not to kill the pests.

Guards - you guard.

Saturday is apple crumble day.

Done.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"IFA1 ,can I go in the hole?

Quieter in there.

Em x

***

Yes!

***Rubber gloves snap on the wrist***

Bend over!

Cough!

***Lock clicks***

***HMC1541bg***

(Need some guards here. Have a few names in mind, but...)

"

Absolutely not.

YOU bend over!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My number is: ZACD2006

Depending on the inmate, I'm prepared to volunteer to be the hole.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Ugh i don't look good in orange. Can i wear pink?

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No!!! Do you want to spend your first night in the hole prisoner???!!!

***HMC1541bg***

(Need some guards here pft)

"

Depends whose hole and which hole.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

***PA announcement***

"Big toe nail competition tomorrow night"

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We need to go on the vulnerable person wing... I've got a major headache and gen pop isn't helping

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"***PA announcement***

"Big toe nail competition tomorrow night""

Out

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"IFA1 ,can I go in the hole?

Quieter in there.

Em x

***

Yes!

***Rubber gloves snap on the wrist***

Bend over!

Cough!

***Lock clicks***

***HMC1541bg***

(Need some guards here. Have a few names in mind, but...)

Absolutely not.

YOU bend over!"

***

Hmm...

A rebel...

Guards???!!!

Put her in the noisiest cell right now!

(Need to be checked for hidden weapons , if you go to the hall, but you refused)

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"My number is: ZACD2006

Depending on the inmate, I'm prepared to volunteer to be the hole."

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"We need to go on the vulnerable person wing... I've got a major headache and gen pop isn't helping "

***

You can be placed in protective custody for the right reason.

Why are you in for?

What have you done?

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Ugh i don't look good in orange. Can i wear pink?

***

No!!! Do you want to spend your first night in the hole prisoner???!!!

***HMC1541bg***

(Need some guards here pft)

Depends whose hole and which hole."

***

You can choose your hole, if it isn't occupied.

Can't leave it premature.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

EFS0

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

EFL0. I'm innocent though.

J

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"EFS0 "

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Other inmates will take it as an invite for a tango.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"EFL0. I'm innocent though.

J"

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Tell your lawyer!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"EFL0. I'm innocent though.

J"

Yeah, right!

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

***PA announcement***

" Deepthroating competition every Wednesday. Bring your own candles please Girls and boys and between "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ooo, I left off my zodiac...

My number is revised to: ZACDL2006

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"***PA announcement***

" Deepthroating competition every Wednesday. Bring your own candles please Girls and boys and between ""

I'll bring a bucket

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"You'll never take me alive copper!!!! "

***

Straight to the hole!

No dinner tonight!

5 minutes yard time in every 24 hour.

***Lock clicks***

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"***PA announcement***

" Deepthroating competition every Wednesday. Bring your own candles please Girls and boys and between "

I'll bring a bucket "

*

Sounds like you're out before it started.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

***

Straight to the hole!

No dinner tonight!

5 minutes yard time in every 24 hour.

***Lock clicks***

"

Starts formulating an escape plan by firstly seducing the handsome young PO, then digging a tunnel with a spoon

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

***

Straight to the hole!

No dinner tonight!

5 minutes yard time in every 24 hour.

***Lock clicks***

Starts formulating an escape plan by firstly seducing the handsome young PO, then digging a tunnel with a spoon "

***

Seducing, tunnel, spoon and escape?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications."

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh? Dunno!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***"

I also make some amazing super noodles in my cell.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***

I also make some amazing super noodles in my cell."

***

Confused it's the Mr or Mrs?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***

I also make some amazing super noodles in my cell.

***

Confused it's the Mr or Mrs?

"

Mr. She can’t cook

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***

I also make some amazing super noodles in my cell.

***

Confused it's the Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She can’t cook "

***

Do you want a role in the prison kitchen?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Im

EFC3H (not sure how to do three hours )

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"We need to go on the vulnerable person wing... I've got a major headache and gen pop isn't helping

***

You can be placed in protective custody for the right reason.

Why are you in for?

What have you done?"

Gave taz a Dutch oven, she didn't see the funny side of it..

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Im

EFC3H (not sure how to do three hours ) "

* H suggests you have a rank

* Just round it up to 05 (= 0.5)

* You can have a G, if you want to be a guard

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"We need to go on the vulnerable person wing... I've got a major headache and gen pop isn't helping

***

You can be placed in protective custody for the right reason.

Why are you in for?

What have you done?

Gave taz a Dutch oven, she didn't see the funny side of it.. "

*

"taz"?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***

I also make some amazing super noodles in my cell.

***

Confused it's the Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She can’t cook

***

Do you want a role in the prison kitchen?"

That would be great. Nobody messes with the man who makes the food.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Dunno what my number is but if anyone wants to be my bitch I’m taking applications.

***

So no guards from inmates yet, but we have our 1st volunteer gang leader/ bully now. Free shivs for you as a welcome gift from others.

***

***FYI no lube in prison guys***

I also make some amazing super noodles in my cell.

***

Confused it's the Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She can’t cook

***

Do you want a role in the prison kitchen?

That would be great. Nobody messes with the man who makes the food."

***

That would be the wise choice, but people do mess with the chef.

Not in a good way mostly.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm applying for the role of prison bitch so everyone can get thrown in my hole.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm applying for the role of prison bitch so everyone can get thrown in my hole. "

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Feel free to put B,W or S after your prisoner number.

Your choice which one you feel comfortable.

Can be anything else as long as you explain.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Im

EFC3H (not sure how to do three hours )

* H suggests you have a rank

* Just round it up to 05 (= 0.5)

* You can have a G, if you want to be a guard"

EFC05 I don’t want to be a guard thank you please. I’ll just sit quietly and observe.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Im

EFC3H (not sure how to do three hours )

* H suggests you have a rank

* Just round it up to 05 (= 0.5)

* You can have a G, if you want to be a guard

EFC05 I don’t want to be a guard thank you please. I’ll just sit quietly and observe.

"

***

Informant?

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