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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub " 75 years. Minimum. | |||
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"Just saying hi You’re not a cougar " I’m a cub | |||
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"Just saying hi You’re not a cougar I’m a cub " Defenceless and vulnerable | |||
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"Just saying hi " We can see you, you know? | |||
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"Just saying hi You’re not a cougar I’m a cub Defenceless and vulnerable " This | |||
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"Just saying hi You’re not a cougar I’m a cub Defenceless and vulnerable " My arse | |||
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"Just saying hi We can see you, you know? " You’ll blow my cover | |||
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"Just prowling around in search of fresh meat " Any chance you can age by about 20 years this year HC? Otherwise I’m too old for you (gently sobs) | |||
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"Just saying hi You’re not a cougar I’m a cub Defenceless and vulnerable This " | |||
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"Just saying hi You’re not a cougar I’m a cub Defenceless and vulnerable My arse " Oi! You’re not helping | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub " Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub " Realistically.... At least 15 years. The "old enough to be your mum" age bracket. | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub " You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that " Double and minus 7? I could back that | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that" I'm still out of range by that metric | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that" And that's the lower threshold | |||
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"I just found one on the 'Hub, hope this helps. " Update: WHOA there's fuckin' more than one, pal! | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that" 29... I'd go younger though | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that" 75 for OP then | |||
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"In doors with the heating on they all Are lol " True story | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that I'm still out of range by that metric " I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that I'm still out of range by that metric I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 " 25/26 yrb olds are hit and miss.... But they can be fun | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that 29... I'd go younger though " | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that 75 for OP then " Rules are rules! | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that 29... I'd go younger though " | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding " I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that I'm still out of range by that metric I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 25/26 yrb olds are hit and miss.... But they can be fun" We’re fun. I’m fun. | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that I'm still out of range by that metric I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 " I agree. 26! Recount! | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that 29... I'd go younger though " you’re so getting it | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! " Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that Double and minus 7? I could back that 29... I'd go younger though you’re so getting it" | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) " Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) " I don’t follow rules | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) I don’t follow rules " Cheers. Sons crying. | |||
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"Would I be considered as a cub? " Ooooft | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) " I’ve come out of hiding now | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy " Who spiked your hateraid kiddo? | |||
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"Would I be considered as a cub? " Only just | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy Who spiked your hateraid kiddo? " You know you’re my favourite fabber that’s the thing | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding " This made me spit my drink out | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? " I think it's referred to as 'a handful' | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? " My bucket list | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list " A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious" Or ur grannie ? X | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..." 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well | |||
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious Or ur grannie ? X" You know you’d get it | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..." Someone wanting a bird? | |||
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off. At least in my books Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) " If Gatekeeper is a cub, then WTF am I?! *Mooches off, muttering something about the youth of today* | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..." Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well " And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads " It’s a hell no… | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads " I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. " So long as it's not holly | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. So long as it's not holly " lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. So long as it's not holly lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way. " You've got a spiky back door?! Ding dong, Madam Apparently, we women folk should keep our bushes trimmed. Or chop them down. Or not touch them at all. Actually, no-onw knows | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … " Because if I die, I die | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die " You would die Joe | |||
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"Just prowling around in search of fresh meat " JACKPOT…. x | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe " I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. " Smiling like a Cheshire Cat | |||
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"Up a tree just waiting for a cub to wander by." *wanders by* | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? " *waves* My man…. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. So long as it's not holly lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way. You've got a spiky back door?! Ding dong, Madam Apparently, we women folk should keep our bushes trimmed. Or chop them down. Or not touch them at all. Actually, no-onw knows " I do whatever I can be bothered to do with my bush. Sometimes I don’t have anything out there and other times I’ve got a veritable topiary display and others it’s a bit bedraggled and unkempt. All part of the joy of dealing with someone who doesn’t mind what her shrubbery looks like as long as it’s not in the way of easy access. | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? " I don't think I'm a cougar, so I'm not allowed to answer | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? " I dont think cougars bang do they? More of a long and a slow curling around the body of the cub with the body of the cougar helping the cub to relax and feel safe and content and appreciated, until the head rubbing starts. Unless of course the cougar carries the cub away by the scruff of its neck. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat " That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks " If ever | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? " I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks If ever " A stiff? | |||
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"I'm a cougar if you're in your 20's " Nice to meet you. | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks If ever " lol too funny. “Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.” | |||
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"Well, they are ambush predators. So if they told you, that would sort of defeat the whole point! " Exactly this. You do not find them, they find you | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks If ever lol too funny. “Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”" Oh bless his little sexy socks | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks If ever lol too funny. “Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.” Oh bless his little sexy socks " Sounds like it's all planned out! When is it happening? | |||
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"I’m still hiding. Dammit. That was awful hiding I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! Let’s go and hide again Out of interest what would a double cougar be? My bucket list A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... 2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … Because if I die, I die You would die Joe I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks If ever lol too funny. “Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.” Oh bless his little sexy socks Sounds like it's all planned out! When is it happening? " Oh don’t worry… you’ll know when | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame. " To die, would be an awfully great adventure | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? I dont think cougars bang do they? More of a long and a slow curling around the body of the cub with the body of the cougar helping the cub to relax and feel safe and content and appreciated, until the head rubbing starts. Unless of course the cougar carries the cub away by the scruff of its neck. " Do me right now | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame. To die, would be an awfully great adventure" (Big ) | |||
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame. To die, would be an awfully great adventure (Big ) " Fight me. You have to fight me | |||
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"Where are you all hiding " come up to the front | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that" Agreed | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that Agreed " Can I join you | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that Agreed Can I join you " I dont do sleepovers | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that Agreed Can I join you I dont do sleepovers " I’ll be gone when you’re done? | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that Agreed Can I join you I dont do sleepovers I’ll be gone when you’re done? " But I’m old and tired and I want to go to sleep. I’ve got a service in the morning. | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that Agreed Can I join you I dont do sleepovers I’ll be gone when you’re done? But I’m old and tired and I want to go to sleep. I’ve got a service in the morning. " | |||
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"Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo " a car service adey! | |||
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"Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo a car service adey! " I did think it was that ScoobyV | |||
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"Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo a car service adey! I did think it was that ScoobyV " | |||
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"Where are you all hiding " I think most of them are found in Americas mountain range. But I’m no David Attenborough so you may have to google. The mr | |||
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"Where are you all hiding " If you can't see them, its because they are apex predators with excellent camoflage skills. | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that^ she’d know" mmm. very old. I'm very old. too old for you | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that^ she’d know mmm. very old. I'm very old. too old for you" And yet | |||
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"in bed probably. old and all that^ she’d know mmm. very old. I'm very old. too old for you And yet " | |||
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"Where are you all hiding " All the Jaguars have disposed of them | |||
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