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By *eavertracker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Where are you all hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. Where are you all hiding.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well, they are ambush predators. So if they told you, that would sort of defeat the whole point!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Cougar in training here lol

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Taking shelter from the storms

And perving on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snm

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Just prowling around in search of fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread, OP. GREAT thread.

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By *eavertracker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Cheers, they are slowly on the prowl obviously

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

In plain sight

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By *eavertracker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater

What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub "

75 years. Minimum.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Just saying hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saying hi "

You’re not a cougar

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just saying hi

You’re not a cougar "

I’m a cub

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just saying hi

You’re not a cougar

I’m a cub "

Defenceless and vulnerable

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Just saying hi "

We can see you, you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saying hi

You’re not a cougar

I’m a cub

Defenceless and vulnerable "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saying hi

You’re not a cougar

I’m a cub

Defenceless and vulnerable "

My arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub "

If she can still chew her food I don’t wanna fucking know

Fake cougars everywhere

Stop sending me nudes, send me a copy of your free OAP bus pass

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just saying hi

We can see you, you know? "

You’ll blow my cover

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just prowling around in search of fresh meat "

Any chance you can age by about 20 years this year HC? Otherwise I’m too old for you (gently sobs)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just saying hi

You’re not a cougar

I’m a cub

Defenceless and vulnerable

This "

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just saying hi

You’re not a cougar

I’m a cub

Defenceless and vulnerable

My arse "

Oi! You’re not helping

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By *rs Classy SlutCouple
over a year ago

selby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub "

Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has flushed them out, bravo OP

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By *eavertracker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater

I'm sure theirs more prowling the site

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub "

Realistically.... At least 15 years. The "old enough to be your mum" age bracket.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hiding from the cubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub "

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that "

Double and minus 7? I could back that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that"

I'm still out of range by that metric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that"

And that's the lower threshold

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I just found one on the 'Hub, hope this helps.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I just found one on the 'Hub, hope this helps.

"

Update:

WHOA there's fuckin' more than one, pal!

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By *ry ewt twiceMan
over a year ago

st helens

In doors with the heating on they all

Are lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that"

29... I'd go younger though

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
over a year ago

Kirkella

Love to meet up with Sexy Cougar...

Andy

Xxx

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that"

75 for OP then

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"In doors with the heating on they all

Are lol "

True story

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

I'm still out of range by that metric "

I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

I'm still out of range by that metric

I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 "

25/26 yrb olds are hit and miss.... But they can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

29... I'd go younger though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

75 for OP then "

Rules are rules!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

29... I'd go younger though

"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding "

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

I'm still out of range by that metric

I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26

25/26 yrb olds are hit and miss.... But they can be fun"

We’re fun. I’m fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

I'm still out of range by that metric

I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 "

I agree. 26! Recount!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

29... I'd go younger though "

you’re so getting it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! "

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

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By *cHightowerMan
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Would I be considered as a cub?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that

Double and minus 7? I could back that

29... I'd go younger though you’re so getting it"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, apart from age, what are the other criteria to be a cougar? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "

Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "

I don’t follow rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)

I don’t follow rules

"

Cheers. Sons crying.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Would I be considered as a cub? "

Ooooft

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "

I’ve come out of hiding now

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)

Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy "

Who spiked your hateraid kiddo?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Would I be considered as a cub? "

Only just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)

Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy

Who spiked your hateraid kiddo? "

You know you’re my favourite fabber that’s the thing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding "

This made me spit my drink out

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By *arhnMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I kind of feel with those maths, 70 may be a little above my age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be? "

I think it's referred to as 'a handful'

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cougars rarely make themselves known.

Cougars hunt. Milfs get hunted.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

We're sneaking. Shhhhhhhhh......

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Damn it.

Bloody typical of my luck.

When I'm finally awakening to the concept of cougars and Cubs, I'm too bloody old.!!!

I'm off to sulk in a corner like an abandoned penguin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be? "

My bucket list

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list "

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious"

Or ur grannie ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..."

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub

Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious

Or ur grannie ? X"

You know you’d get it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..."

Someone wanting a bird?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.

At least in my books

Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "

If Gatekeeper is a cub, then WTF am I?!

*Mooches off, muttering something about the youth of today*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..."

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well "

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads "

It’s a hell no…

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads "

I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads

I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. "

So long as it's not holly

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Where are you all hiding "

(Waves)

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads

I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.

So long as it's not holly "

lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads

I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.

So long as it's not holly

lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way. "

You've got a spiky back door?! Ding dong, Madam

Apparently, we women folk should keep our bushes trimmed. Or chop them down. Or not touch them at all. Actually, no-onw knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … "

Because if I die, I die

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Up a tree just waiting for a cub to wander by.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die "

You would die Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just prowling around in search of fresh meat "

JACKPOT…. x

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe "

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. "

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tree just waiting for a cub to wander by."

*wanders by*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? "

*waves*

My man….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in hiding.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads

I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.

So long as it's not holly

lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way.

You've got a spiky back door?! Ding dong, Madam

Apparently, we women folk should keep our bushes trimmed. Or chop them down. Or not touch them at all. Actually, no-onw knows "

I do whatever I can be bothered to do with my bush. Sometimes I don’t have anything out there and other times I’ve got a veritable topiary display and others it’s a bit bedraggled and unkempt. All part of the joy of dealing with someone who doesn’t mind what her shrubbery looks like as long as it’s not in the way of easy access.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

I'm a cougar if you're in your 20's

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? "

I don't think I'm a cougar, so I'm not allowed to answer

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? "

I dont think cougars bang do they? More of a long and a slow curling around the body of the cub with the body of the cougar helping the cub to relax and feel safe and content and appreciated, until the head rubbing starts. Unless of course the cougar carries the cub away by the scruff of its neck.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat "

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks "

If ever

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? "

I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks

If ever "

A stiff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a cougar if you're in your 20's "

Nice to meet you.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks

If ever "

lol too funny.

“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Well, they are ambush predators. So if they told you, that would sort of defeat the whole point! "

Exactly this. You do not find them, they find you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks

If ever

lol too funny.

“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”"

Oh bless his little sexy socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks

If ever

lol too funny.

“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”

Oh bless his little sexy socks "

Sounds like it's all planned out! When is it happening?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m still hiding.

Dammit. That was awful hiding

I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!

Let’s go and hide again

Out of interest what would a double cougar be?

My bucket list

A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...

2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well

And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …

Because if I die, I die

You would die Joe

I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.

Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks

If ever

lol too funny.

“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”

Oh bless his little sexy socks

Sounds like it's all planned out! When is it happening? "

Oh don’t worry… you’ll know when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?

I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame. "

To die, would be an awfully great adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?

I dont think cougars bang do they? More of a long and a slow curling around the body of the cub with the body of the cougar helping the cub to relax and feel safe and content and appreciated, until the head rubbing starts. Unless of course the cougar carries the cub away by the scruff of its neck. "

Do me right now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

in bed probably. old and all that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?

I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame.

To die, would be an awfully great adventure"

(Big )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?

I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame.

To die, would be an awfully great adventure

(Big )

"

Fight me. You have to fight me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in bed probably. old and all that"
^ she’d know

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By *OHNNY LONG1Man
over a year ago

leyton


"Where are you all hiding "
come up to the front

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"in bed probably. old and all that"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in bed probably. old and all that

Agreed "

Can I join you

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"in bed probably. old and all that

Agreed

Can I join you "

I dont do sleepovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in bed probably. old and all that

Agreed

Can I join you

I dont do sleepovers "

I’ll be gone when you’re done?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"in bed probably. old and all that

Agreed

Can I join you

I dont do sleepovers

I’ll be gone when you’re done? "

But I’m old and tired and I want to go to sleep.

I’ve got a service in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in bed probably. old and all that

Agreed

Can I join you

I dont do sleepovers

I’ll be gone when you’re done?

But I’m old and tired and I want to go to sleep.

I’ve got a service in the morning. "

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo "

a car service adey!

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby


"Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo

a car service adey! "

I did think it was that ScoobyV

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Lucky you ScoobyDoobyDoo

a car service adey!

I did think it was that ScoobyV "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Where are you all hiding "

I think most of them are found in Americas mountain range. But I’m no David Attenborough so you may have to google.

The mr

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Where are you all hiding "

If you can't see them, its because they are apex predators with excellent camoflage skills.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"in bed probably. old and all that^ she’d know"

mmm. very old. I'm very old. too old for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in bed probably. old and all that^ she’d know

mmm. very old. I'm very old. too old for you"

And yet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"in bed probably. old and all that^ she’d know

mmm. very old. I'm very old. too old for you

And yet "

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By *hippy200Woman
over a year ago

leeds

…watching…

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane


"Where are you all hiding "

All the Jaguars have disposed of them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

ROARRRRRRRR

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By *el111Man
over a year ago

Essex/London

Woow.. hot cougars in this thread

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