FabSwingers.com forum: The absolute cheek

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone I met here, I've been helping with their DIY, and now they expect breakfast in bed as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for them. They know their worth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone I met here, I've been helping with their DIY, and now they expect breakfast in bed as well!"

I want help with my DIY and I will make the breakfast. You have to get up for it tho.....

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Good for them. They know their worth "

whose side are you on, Pickle?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to the kitchen then. What are ya waitin for

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Don’t settle for less guys.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

That's a bloody cheek

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Someone I met here, I've been helping with their DIY, and now they expect breakfast in bed as well!"

Compromise. Make them a cuppa, but no food.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I expect that they deserve it

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don’t settle for less guys."

who said it was a bloke

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr "

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

have told* fingers moving faster than brain

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Don’t settle for less guys.

who said it was a bloke

Guys as in a group of people rather than a group of men. I don’t think many people use it specifically for groups of men these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good for them. They know their worth

whose side are you on, Pickle?!

I’m on your side all the time. Thought I’d mix it up a bit

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Good for them. They know their worth

whose side are you on, Pickle?!

I’m on your side all the time. Thought I’d mix it up a bit

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Don’t settle for less guys.

who said it was a bloke

I’m used to being worshipped, what can I say.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Slightly burn it

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

I’ve just had another o

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Slightly burn it "

With her coffee setup that's a guarantee

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

Why would you mix/pour it in the rain, surely you’d wait until it was dry or at least cover it over.

The mr

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By *heeseandWineCouple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton

"Don’t settle for less guys.

who said it was a bloke

Guys as in a group of people rather than a group of men. I don’t think many people use it specifically for groups of men these days."
We do, it's an Americanism that personally I'm not keen on

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

Why would you mix/pour it in the rain, surely you’d wait until it was dry or at least cover it over.

The mr "

Because this is Manchester. It rains constantly here.

Pouring was inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polly put the kettle on

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

Blame the cost of living

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Polly put the kettle on

chance would be a fine thing

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Sounds like an awful person. Bet that they never cooked you a meal or made you a cup of cocoa. I suppose that they even hide the chocolate any time you visit them.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sounds like an awful person. Bet that they never cooked you a meal or made you a cup of cocoa. I suppose that they even hide the chocolate any time you visit them."

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Now I'm told that squirting is only sexy when it's in bed. Honestly, people have really high standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When can you pop round and help me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sounds like an awful person. Bet that they never cooked you a meal or made you a cup of cocoa. I suppose that they even hide the chocolate any time you visit them."

I wouldn't share my dogging blanket with them, Polly!!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When can you pop round and help me

when you live as close as they do

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Someone I met here, I've been helping with their DIY, and now they expect breakfast in bed as well!"

When you say diy, do you mean wankin’?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Someone I met here, I've been helping with their DIY, and now they expect breakfast in bed as well!

When you say diy, do you mean wankin’?"

Nope. Construction

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Smack him from me the cheeky git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down with that sort of thing

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Smack him from me the cheeky git."

I love her too much for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

Another woman who mixes concrete! I’m in utter shock(and excitement).

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well you are the one with the vagina. The kitchen is where you belong.

The mr

They should told me that when I was out in the rain mixing concrete ffs

Another woman who mixes concrete! I’m in utter shock(and excitement). "

I did it the once

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