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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I usually spend it on ice drinking mulled wine ....

Thanks to global warming I might sit in the garden or go for a skinny dip ......

Have a happy day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HBD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I usually spend it on ice drinking mulled wine ....

Thanks to global warming I might sit in the garden or go for a skinny dip ......

Have a happy day

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Happy birthday granny you definitely look younger the older you get

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday granny!

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Happy birthday xx

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Happy birthday granny, hope you have a real good day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Have a wonderful birthday GC, however you decide to spend it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Happy birthday Granny. You're looking better and better with every birthday

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Happy Birthday and skinny dipping

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a mental image of you skating & drinking mulled-wine. Enjoy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The happiest of birthdays to you, Crumpet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thanks all .... I was going for a run cos I was really bouncy this morning but i'm still looking at my shoes n drinking tea...

best get a shift on ..

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By *ynne459TV/TS
over a year ago

wigan

Happy birthday xx

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

Have a Great Day

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Happy birthday Granny!

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Happy birthday

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Many happy returns Granny

May you have a most excellent day

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Happy birthday Crumpster!

I'll remember this date so you can have someone do it for you next year.

Hope you have a brilliant day in your bikini.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another year older

Another year wiser

Hope youu have a fabulous birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Burfaday

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Happy Birthday Granny!

Have a fabulous day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy cake day

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thank you

I just got a message from someone i've never heard of before and who hasn't posted on the thread.

Emoji of your choice if you can tell me what my gift was ?

C'mon play the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone did a tribute over your silhouette, a massive load of baby batter splattered all over it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone did a tribute over your silhouette, a massive load of baby batter splattered all over it. "

No .... Think I'll settle for the one I got now

But have an emoji for playing along

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Happy Birthday

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Happy birthday Granny

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Happy birthday, have an amazing day!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Happy birthday Gran.

Treat yourself to a new bikini.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Happy birthday! Many happy returns x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Happy birthday Gran.

Treat yourself to a new bikini."

I have. It's got three cups one for each boob and the knickers are bigger at the f ront than they are at the back ..... all the rage¬

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you

I just got a message from someone i've never heard of before and who hasn't posted on the thread.

Emoji of your choice if you can tell me what my gift was ?

C'mon play the game "

A foreskin

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Many happy returns.

Has anyone made a double entendre about the number yet?

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Hippy Biffday Biffo and let’s hope you get a lot of the bumps.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thank you

I just got a message from someone i've never heard of before and who hasn't posted on the thread.

Emoji of your choice if you can tell me what my gift was ?

C'mon play the game

A foreskin "
Noooooooooo good guess tho ...... have an emoji! It was sommat send via DM....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Many happy returns.

Has anyone made a double entendre about the number yet?"

Noooooo they haven't! Not sure anyone knows. BUT .......

A couple of weeks ago ... in the throws of it .... I said to a 'pal' ...... NO you move into position I am doing all the moving while you lie like a lazy arse on your back !

N he said ....... but that would make it a 96...... Made me laugh in the moment anyway

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Happy birthday Granny.

Have a blessed day.

From us both.

Jo.Xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hippy Biffday Biffo and let’s hope you get a lot of the bumps.

Ta Shrimper !

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy birthday Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday you wonderful woman.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Thanks all .... I was going for a run cos I was really bouncy this morning but i'm still looking at my shoes n drinking tea...

best get a shift on .."

Come and join me in the gym, Granny! Happy birthday!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Happy day of birth Granny C

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Happy Birthday young lady

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Happy Birthday Granny

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Happy Birthday Granny.

May your crumpets be succulent all day x.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Happy Birthday Granny.

May your crumpets be succulent all day x."

I found that sexy

Think I might seek help !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Many happy returns.

Has anyone made a double entendre about the number yet?

Noooooo they haven't! Not sure anyone knows. BUT .......

A couple of weeks ago ... in the throws of it .... I said to a 'pal' ...... NO you move into position I am doing all the moving while you lie like a lazy arse on your back !

N he said ....... but that would make it a 96...... Made me laugh in the moment anyway

I only know because I'm hot on your heels

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Gifts so far ......

1 dick pic from someone I don't know

1 10% off coupon from Superdrug Doctor wishing me happy B'day

1 Notification from Google Assistant wishing me happy B'day and showing me a pic of a cake and singing happy birthday.

Thank fuck I am NOT of this generation

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

Happy Birthday X

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Happy Birthday Granny.

May your crumpets be succulent all day x.

I found that sexy

Think I might seek help !"

That might be wise

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Happy birthday you fab legend

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Happy birthday Granny! You don’t seem to be getting any more senile - reason enough to celebrate

Have you had your free cakie treat from Costa?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have a lovely day and I hope you haven't had too many, 'This is for both' presents

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Happy birthday Granny, have a good un!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Happy Birthday Granny x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Happy Birthday

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Happy birthday, have a good day

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Happy birthday GC

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Happy birthday

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Happy birthday. Hope you have a great day.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Happy 18+ Birthday!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Happy birthday, have an excellent day

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Happy Birthday GC!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Happy Birthday xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hope you have a great birthday Granny with plenty of cake

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By *hoccaMan
over a year ago

local

More life granny have a good one

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Happy birthday. I shall eat cake in your honour

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Happy birthday Granny! You don’t seem to be getting any more senile - reason enough to celebrate

Have you had your free cakie treat from Costa?"

Costa do something for nothing ?

Thank you for your kind words

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have a lovely day and I hope you haven't had too many, 'This is for both' presents

You are the gift everyone wants Tina

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Happy birthday Granny Crumpet

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Happy Birthday Granny x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Happy Birthday Granny.

I’ll raise a gin to you x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Happy birthday, hope it was a good one, haven’t heard anything on the news about fires in Merseyside so I guess the lighting of the candles went without incident, it’s always risky when there’s that many.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday granny xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Happy birthday, hope it was a good one, haven’t heard anything on the news about fires in Merseyside so I guess the lighting of the candles went without incident, it’s always risky when there’s that many.

You could have warmed your hands from Bridport...... !

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Happy birthday x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thanks Lovely x

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

My birthday aswell

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My birthday aswell "

What star sign are you ?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Happy birthday Crumpster!

I'll remember this date so you can have someone do it for you next year.

Hope you have a brilliant day in your bikini.

Schedules reminder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"My birthday aswell

What star sign are you ?"

Capricorn

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Happy Birthday Granny

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Belated birthday wishes Granny C. Have a rum or a cuppa tea on me x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Happy Birthday Granny C

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By *dswingersCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

hbd x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Happy birthday!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"My birthday aswell "

Happy birthday to you too

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Belated Birthday wishes to you my darling. Hope you had a great day yesterday

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Happy bday in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday week, dear Granny Crumpet (vegancake)

! Keep dropping pearls of wisdom!

T&M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a lovely time whatever you decide Granny

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