FabSwingers.com forum: Divorce, babe! Divorce!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is one thing you couldn’t forgive a partner for?

I’ll go first: deliberately farting on my face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Nice reference for you all today)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumble drying an Off White t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tumble drying an Off White t-shirt

Rip to Virgil. He deserved better

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Well cheating! And that was divorce for me.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Mind games and control (not the playful or sexy ones)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Cheating, deliberately deceiving, any kind of abuse & lack of respect.

Mrs

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose."

‘They’ll get it next time’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do the buttons on the duvet cover facing out

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By *inkygentkentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"What is one thing you couldn’t forgive a partner for?

I’ll go first: deliberately farting on my face.

Send her my way

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"They do the buttons on the duvet cover facing out"

Got snaps on mine so we shpuld be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They do the buttons on the duvet cover facing out"

Or the toilet paper gets put on the wrong way. unacceptable

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"They do the buttons on the duvet cover facing out

Or the toilet paper gets put on the wrong way. unacceptable "

Does it have to be folded into a triangle at front ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Well cheating! And that was divorce for me."

Same here! And I did it all myself to save solicitor costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dv/da, and having an affair (while i was pregnant), seems to have been enough for me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Finding out she’d been with me a decade without actually fancying me did the trick. That one really hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When she told me her worst shit story before sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a promise they couldn’t keep.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"When she told me her worst shit story before sex "

Just to be clear, was this a story about a shit or was it a story, but a shit one?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When she told me her worst shit story before sex

Just to be clear, was this a story about a shit or was it a story, but a shit one?"

. I was wondering this too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When she told me her worst shit story before sex

Just to be clear, was this a story about a shit or was it a story, but a shit one?"

It was a poo story.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cheating

Violence or any abusive behaviour

Not liking animals. A home is not a home without a pet!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Lying. But then I forgave them all for lying for a very very long time.

I’m not forgiving like that now.

You lie. You out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Lying. But then I forgave them all for lying for a very very long time.

I’m not forgiving like that now.

You lie. You out

I forgive too easily

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Treating me like a fucking idiot.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Lying. But then I forgave them all for lying for a very very long time.

I’m not forgiving like that now.

You lie. You out

I forgive too easily

Me too darling. But I’m determined to turn over a new leaf

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You know the labels on the tins face forwards, right?

The ones who didn't gave me half the house and most of their pension.

I'm joking. Possibly

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile."

Or nearly as bad putting dirty clothes on the floor beside the linen basket.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cheating, deliberately deceiving, any kind of abuse & lack of respect.

Mrs "

Same for me

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Bunching up the socks together before putting them in the washing basket.. gives me the rage

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

His contract was up and I didn’t wish to renew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having my dinner on the table when I finish work

Instant divorce

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"His contract was up and I didn’t wish to renew."

Did they put you through to another department and try to get you a better deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating and being emotionally abusive.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Cheating, deliberately deceiving, any kind of abuse & lack of respect.

Mrs "

This one.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know the labels on the tins face forwards, right?

The ones who didn't gave me half the house and most of their pension.

I'm joking. Possibly "

I know you’re not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile."

I’ve done that accidentally before and it’s true, I was almost single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile.

Or nearly as bad putting dirty clothes on the floor beside the linen basket.

And I’ve done this before and was also almost made single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bunching up the socks together before putting them in the washing basket.. gives me the rage

This sounds INSANE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His contract was up and I didn’t wish to renew."

Let him enter free agency and see if another team will take a chance on him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not having my dinner on the table when I finish work

Instant divorce "

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Overcooking my eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Overcooking my eggs"

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"His contract was up and I didn’t wish to renew.

Did they put you through to another department and try to get you a better deal?"

He offered a better deal but I’d already done the USwitch.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again."

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not having my dinner on the table when I finish work

Instant divorce "

I love cooking… just saying

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"His contract was up and I didn’t wish to renew."

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Voting for Brexit

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

There was nothing I wouldn't forgive her.

I don't know if I've quite forgiven her for passing so suddenly before her time and leaving me without my soulmate, though.

There won't be another partner in that sense, so it's irrelevant.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Voting for Brexit"

That's mitigation for an axe murder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voting for Brexit"

Brexit means Brexit.

The UK were not the only ones that left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was nothing I wouldn't forgive her.

I don't know if I've quite forgiven her for passing so suddenly before her time and leaving me without my soulmate, though.

There won't be another partner in that sense, so it's irrelevant. "

God.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Not giving me the ten minute warning after dumping a ripe one.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Voting for Brexit

That's mitigation for an axe murder!

It came close to that believe me!

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally. "

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Smuggling massive amounts of toilet paper out the house and sending it to friends and family, then lying about it, trying to make she just uses more of the stuff than I do

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute."

Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.

Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.

That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.

Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.

That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way."

You've got a shitload of injuries right now though, plus a player on a ban.

I rate Eddie Howe.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Cheating or lying about things.

Lack of respect.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.

Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.

That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way.

You've got a shitload of injuries right now though, plus a player on a ban.

I rate Eddie Howe. "

I back Eddie 100%. I don’t back our medical team. The amount of reoccurring injuries and set backs in unheard of but it should get easier now we’re out of 2 cup competitions and will mostly only be playing one game a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she told me ‘it’s the dog or me!’

Here boy. Who’s a good boy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What is one thing you couldn’t forgive a partner for?

I’ll go first: deliberately farting on my face.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"What is one thing you couldn’t forgive a partner for?

I’ll go first: deliberately farting on my face.

That's a bit harsh

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bunching up the socks together before putting them in the washing basket.. gives me the rage

My husband moans like fuck if I put a load of washing into wash and I load one sock instead of the pair,and when I put them on the airer not putting them together in their pairs

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Emotionally leaving our relationship without talking to me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile.

Or nearly as bad putting dirty clothes on the floor beside the linen basket.

Walking past the laundry cupboard and dumping clothes on the floor in the parlour.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.

FTFY

Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.

Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"

I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.

Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.

That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way.

You've got a shitload of injuries right now though, plus a player on a ban.

I rate Eddie Howe.

My shower are the same, we've got 11 out on the treatment table. Something isn't right....

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