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By *oinerbill OP   Man
over a year ago

warrington

Almost every lady i have ever known chomps chocolates like they are eating a apple.

Sat here with Gf and a box of hotel chocolate christmas present, and she is chomping them down like all women do

take your time and suck and savour them

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I would tell my bf to stick the chocolate where the sun don't shine and tell him to find another gf with his profile on Fab

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By *oinerbill OP   Man
over a year ago

warrington


"I would tell my bf to stick the chocolate where the sun don't shine and tell him to find another gf with his profile on Fab "

Even a new girl friend who knows

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In my experience ladies tend to suck more (Oo er missus!) and savour their chocolates.

….I on the other hand chomp them in a manner not entirely dissimilar to a crocodile gulping down a zebra….

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I eat an apple like a starving donkey.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I have a method to how I eat certain types of chocolate.

It's quite annoying for anyone watching I'm sure

Em x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not all women, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t tell me how to eat my chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll eat my chocolates exactly as like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost every lady i have ever known chomps chocolates like they are eating a apple.

Sat here with Gf and a box of hotel chocolate christmas present, and she is chomping them down like all women do

take your time and suck and savour them"

Harsh!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form "

Too big an excess for this one Tina

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Not all women, OP."

All women he manages to associate with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck wants to suck chocolate slowly?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Once a gift is given, the giver has no say in what's done with it.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I eat an apple like a starving donkey."

Has anyone seen my donkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best OP I’ve ever read I genuinely laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all women, OP."

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not all women, OP.

All women he manages to associate with?"

Apparently so!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not all women, OP.

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples. "
So not all men but yes all women?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I rarely eat chocolate but I had hotel chocolates for christmas and I ate them slowly and enjoyed the flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all women, OP.

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples. So not all men but yes all women? "

Come on, Swing, I’m firmly and loudly on the yes all men side

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not all women, OP.

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples. So not all men but yes all women?

Come on, Swing, I’m firmly and loudly on the yes all men side "

Teasing

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I don’t even eat chocolate, and I’d rather suck on cock OP.

Peace and love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely eat chocolate but I had hotel chocolates for christmas and I ate them slowly and enjoyed the flavour"

Chomp chomp chomp

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By *oinerbill OP   Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Not all women, OP.

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples. "

Read it again Stephen, let me know if you dont understand and ill explain

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would tell my bf to stick the chocolate where the sun don't shine and tell him to find another gf with his profile on Fab "

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all women, OP.

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples.

Read it again Stephen, let me know if you dont understand and ill explain

"

Bro I’m only joking why you coming at me for

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By *oinerbill OP   Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Not all women, OP.

Yes all women. They’re all the same. They eat chocolate like apples.

Read it again Stephen, let me know if you dont understand and ill explain

Bro I’m only joking why you coming at me for "

Im sorry , on second bottle of wine here

my apologies

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