FabSwingers.com forum: Im a boring shag

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm not sure that's the best way to frame it OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Under promise and over deliver lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I mean, you do you

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X"

What other redeeming qualities do you have?

Are you good at origami, painting by numbers, topiary?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Me too op!

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

I am a great shag?

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X"

***

You're straight, 5'10" with an 8"+ cock.

Shouldn't be a problem here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X"

That’s not what you said earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a bit far otherwise I’d have considered it for a minute or two

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Your verifications say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X

That’s not what you said earlier

You didn't believe that did you?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X"

I'm watching this approach very closely..........

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Under promise and over deliver lol"
reverse psychology works well here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your verifications say otherwise

Haha they just have really low expectations

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Well i do have problems getting to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep practicing, you’ll do better one day.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Im a crap shag and won’t actually shag you anyway so let’s meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an unbelievable shag!!!! That could be a good or bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish shags are my speciality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubbish shags are my speciality "

Wed be terrible together then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s different

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X

That’s not what you said earlier

You didn't believe that did you?"

Of course. I believe everything I read on the interweb

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Rubbish shags are my speciality "

*waves frantically

(Which is pretty much how I'll set about your bean)

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

To be fair I’m yet to see a veri say “shit shag don’t bother”

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah me too, anyone faf?

Mrs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"To be fair I’m yet to see a veri say “shit shag don’t bother”

That's because I haven't published mine

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"To be fair I’m yet to see a veri say “shit shag don’t bother”

Oh Christ… I best just go delete a few of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you're doing the travel.

Just lie there and I'll get mine ok, no talking either. Dems da rulez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I’m yet to see a veri say “shit shag don’t bother”

^i want this as a verification.

Woody begins to worry …..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?"

Uh huh…

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

Uh huh… "

Prove it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

Uh huh…

Prove it

Ok. I’ll just go and ask Rex….

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

Uh huh…

Prove it

Ok. I’ll just go and ask Rex….

That proves nothing...

#triedit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

Uh huh…

Prove it

Ok. I’ll just go and ask Rex….

That proves nothing...

#triedit"

So did they even out? Or was the eye too distracting?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

Uh huh…

Prove it

Ok. I’ll just go and ask Rex….

That proves nothing...

#triedit

So did they even out? Or was the eye too distracting?

Oh I haven't shagged him... I tried asking him.

He's never had sex

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If two shit shags shag, does that make a good shag?

Uh huh…

Prove it

Ok. I’ll just go and ask Rex….

That proves nothing...

#triedit

So did they even out? Or was the eye too distracting?

Oh I haven't shagged him... I tried asking him.

He's never had sex

Oh bloody hells bells…

I thought he would know all about being a shit shag

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You can spell discrete correctly so it’s not all bad

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By *un beforeMan
over a year ago

london colney

Ok. But goo old for you

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

If we all shouted at once, who are you going to hear?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we all shouted at once, who are you going to hear?!

You

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X"

What is a “boring” shag anyway?

Unless a lady is a total corpse in bed, I’ve never heard a man complain.

Why?

Coz 9times outta 10, WHERE THE ONES DOING ALL THE WORK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X

What is a “boring” shag anyway?

Unless a lady is a total corpse in bed, I’ve never heard a man complain.

Why?

Coz 9times outta 10, WHERE THE ONES DOING ALL THE WORK

That's because 9 times outta 10 men want to be all dominant and in control otherwise they think they get labelled as submissive's, and their egos can't be having that shit can they!

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"To be fair I’m yet to see a veri say “shit shag don’t bother”

That's because I haven't published mine

Give me a chance to disappoint

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

See now this is where I get myself into trouble.

I can’t resist a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See now this is where I get myself into trouble.

I can’t resist a challenge

Whats your challenge? X

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"To be fair I’m yet to see a veri say “shit shag don’t bother”

That's because I haven't published mine

Give me a chance to disappoint

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Shag.

To shag.

Shagging….

Nope.

Remind me?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"See now this is where I get myself into trouble.

I can’t resist a challenge

Whats your challenge? X"

How shit is shit? What specific areas? I’d need to do a full analysis and find areas for improvement. There would be graphs and spreadsheets and everything.

God - I’m sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See now this is where I get myself into trouble.

I can’t resist a challenge

Whats your challenge? X

How shit is shit? What specific areas? I’d need to do a full analysis and find areas for improvement. There would be graphs and spreadsheets and everything.

God - I’m sexy

Very very shit think will from inbetweeners bad you'll need a lot of graphs to fix me

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…

"Im a shit shag anyone want to meet? X

What is a “boring” shag anyway?

Unless a lady is a total corpse in bed, I’ve never heard a man complain.

Why?

Coz 9times outta 10, WHERE THE ONES DOING ALL THE WORK

That's because 9 times outta 10 men want to be all dominant and in control otherwise they think they get labelled as submissive's, and their egos can't be having that shit can they! "

Incorrect!

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