FabSwingers.com forum: Fab dictionary

By *acavity OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.

Account advice = look at me.

Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.

Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.

Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone

Discreet = will tell everyone

Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.

Any more?

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.

Account advice = look at me.

Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.

Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.

Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone

Discreet = will tell everyone

Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.

Any more?"

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Personality is more important than size

= Big dick, but preferably not a big dick.

BBC/BBC only = Assuming pigmentation has any effect on cock size

XY race only = "preference"

Annoying/Weird/Rude/Wrong Un/Causing drama = Usually a reasonably normal people for a Swinger/Fuck site, who has their opinion, regardless it's popular or not. (Not always going with the crowd)

Weirdo = Above^ or people with not severe mental issues. (Depression, mild autism...etc.)

Time waster/Fake =

1. Average/ Ugly guys didn't get a verification ever, because never had a meet.

2. Hot guy (10%) who received 10 offers the same day, but has only 1 cock. Drops at least 5 probably.

Hot guy = Usually 5'10"+, not fat, not hairy,8"+, generally considered handsome enough.

Personality is the most important = For some yes. Just check out the profiles of people who left verifications sometimes. Many times they don't come across nice at all and smokers (smokers are a no-no for most).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Salty)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.

Account advice = look at me.

Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.

Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.

Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone

Discreet = will tell everyone

Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.

Any more?

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Personality is more important than size

= Big dick, but preferably not a big dick.

BBC/BBC only = Assuming pigmentation has any effect on cock size

XY race only = "preference"

Annoying/Weird/Rude/Wrong Un/Causing drama = Usually a reasonably normal people for a Swinger/Fuck site, who has their opinion, regardless it's popular or not. (Not always going with the crowd)

Weirdo = Above^ or people with not severe mental issues. (Depression, mild autism...etc.)

Time waster/Fake =

1. Average/ Ugly guys didn't get a verification ever, because never had a meet.

2. Hot guy (10%) who received 10 offers the same day, but has only 1 cock. Drops at least 5 probably.

Hot guy = Usually 5'10"+, not fat, not hairy,8"+, generally considered handsome enough.

Roland, you promised no more deep posts today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t want to shag the whole site = I do but everyone already said no.

Site should separate TS and TV = I went to Tesco in a wig last week, I’m better than everybody.

I’m STRAIGHT = it was dark, I was d*unk, I’m trying to erase the memory of Bernard from Truro.

I agree/totally/well said etc = woman said something. Man agrees.

Timewaster = I asked them to meet 4:30 on weds for 20 mins and they declined.

All I get are men and TVs fabbing my pics, how do I stop it? = I’m not emotionally mature enough to be on here but it’s better than wanking to lingerie catalogues on my mum’s box room AKA I like it and I enjoy giving off gay vibes.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.

Account advice = look at me.

Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.

Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.

Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone

Discreet = will tell everyone

Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.

Any more?

****

Personality is more important than size

= Big dick, but preferably not a big dick.

BBC/BBC only = Assuming pigmentation has any effect on cock size

XY race only = "preference"

Annoying/Weird/Rude/Wrong Un/Causing drama = Usually a reasonably normal people for a Swinger/Fuck site, who has their opinion, regardless it's popular or not. (Not always going with the crowd)

Weirdo = Above^ or people with not severe mental issues. (Depression, mild autism...etc.)

Time waster/Fake =

1. Average/ Ugly guys didn't get a verification ever, because never had a meet.

2. Hot guy (10%) who received 10 offers the same day, but has only 1 cock. Drops at least 5 probably.

Hot guy = Usually 5'10"+, not fat, not hairy,8"+, generally considered handsome enough.

Roland, you promised no more deep posts today"

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I posted about 8 inches.

It isn't too deep.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Been here before, know the score - no meets on that profile either.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Not here to shag the whole site - Not appealing enough to shag the whole site.

Weird - blames inability to connect on other people being closed minded rather than simple base compatibility issues.

Discretion guaranteed - Really doesn't want their wife to find out about this. Or you to find out about the wife.

Face pics on request - if sent a face pic the contract is formed and sex is an absolute given regardless of how the other party feels.

I like x, but also y and z - Any hole is a goal

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Don’t want to shag the whole site = I do but everyone already said no.

Site should separate TS and TV = I went to Tesco in a wig last week, I’m better than everybody.

I’m STRAIGHT = it was dark, I was d*unk, I’m trying to erase the memory of Bernard from Truro.

I agree/totally/well said etc = woman said something. Man agrees.

Timewaster = I asked them to meet 4:30 on weds for 20 mins and they declined.

*chef’s kiss*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Not here to shag the whole site - Not appealing enough to shag the whole site.

Weird - blames inability to connect on other people being closed minded rather than simple base compatibility issues.

Discretion guaranteed - Really doesn't want their wife to find out about this. Or you to find out about the wife.

Face pics on request - if sent a face pic the contract is formed and sex is an absolute given regardless of how the other party feels.

I like x, but also y and z - Any hole is a goal

And these too.

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"Don’t want to shag the whole site = I do but everyone already said no.

Site should separate TS and TV = I went to Tesco in a wig last week, I’m better than everybody.

I’m STRAIGHT = it was dark, I was d*unk, I’m trying to erase the memory of Bernard from Truro.

I agree/totally/well said etc = woman said something. Man agrees.

Timewaster = I asked them to meet 4:30 on weds for 20 mins and they declined.

I agree/totally/well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my first rodeo = been kicked off more times than a shovel on Buckaroo AKA moved and no longer IP blocked AKA I couldn’t get laid last time and left after 3 weeks of incessant moaning. It I’m back. Again. Like a renegade master or a bad kebab.

Professional = I need an excuse not to identify myself while I wank over people who identify themselves and I last the imagination to come up with something more convincing.

Discrete = so discrete even my internet history doesn’t know I’m on here.

Open minded = just wish all the fags and ladymen would fuck off to fabguys cause that’ll improve my chances with women at the flat earth society meeting

No Timewasters = we can’t both be at the same time surely

Tell me about (sex details) = I will show my left small toe on here but in exchange want to hear graphic details of your sex lives

Glowupdoll isn’t top 5 funny = clearly a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/24 15:48:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonko - a prat that needs blocked

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

"(Salty)"

Very.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Not my first rodeo = been kicked off more times than a shovel on Buckaroo AKA moved and no longer IP blocked AKA I couldn’t get laid last time and left after 3 weeks of incessant moaning. It I’m back. Again. Like a renegade master or a bad kebab.

Professional = I need an excuse not to identify myself while I wank over people who identify themselves and I last the imagination to come up with something more convincing.

Discrete = so discrete even my internet history doesn’t know I’m on here.

Open minded = just wish all the fags and ladymen would fuck off to fabguys cause that’ll improve my chances with women at the flat earth society meeting

No Timewasters = we can’t both be at the same time surely

Tell me about (sex details) = I will show my left small toe on here but in exchange want to hear graphic details of your sex lives

Glowupdoll isn’t top 5 funny = clearly a lie

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Bicurious = interested in cycling.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Am I ugly = please help me pull a woman I’ve got the social skills of a dog shite and no one will reply to my “ hey “ message.

The mr

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"wonko - a prat that needs blocked"

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No Wonko on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age pref 18-99....hissy fit if anyone messages 20 years either side of their age

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