FabSwingers.com forum: Scottish Cat Killer

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports from a place called Angus which shares it's name with a breed of Scottish beef cattle, that a cat killer is on the loose. 5 cats were killed in December alone in an area of Forfar which is famous for capitulating to both the Romans and the English in days gone buy. The RSPCA of Scotland are warning cat owners to be vigilant and Police in Scotland are warning that killing cats is illegal. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t fuck with cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t fuck with cats"

Did you watch that? I cried

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Last time down south when there was a cat killer on the loose..they tried to blame it on Foxes.. surprised they're not doing it this time..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s all over the mews.

Sorry Tom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t fuck with cats

Did you watch that? I cried

Yeah was awful

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

The first thing I’d do is question under a heated lamp the neighbours of all those cats who’ve died.

Because sure as eggs, they will have been pooping in a garden that they shouldn’t be pooping in, pissing everyone off. Then it escalates, and ends in tears.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone got an air rifle for an early Christmas present.

The mr

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

We have a cat killer in our street, but cant be proved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was another serial cat killer quite recently in London....he's been jailed for 5 years. Who would hurt a defenseless animal or any animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find Forfar is more famous for it's wonderful bridie.

Or maybe even for invading their garrison and slaying all the uninvited English. Isn't history wonderful Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was another serial cat killer quite recently in London....he's been jailed for 5 years. Who would hurt a defenseless animal or any animal

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I blame the owners should keep the feckers in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was another serial cat killer quite recently in London....he's been jailed for 5 years. Who would hurt a defenseless animal or any animal

I blame the owners should keep the feckers in

I think they should be able to let their cats out without the fear of them being murdered....we've never said that when there's human serial killers - that we should all stay in & not go out....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Have the Scottish Polis come up with a nickname for this bugger yet. What about:

The Forfar Feline Killer

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"There was another serial cat killer quite recently in London....he's been jailed for 5 years. Who would hurt a defenseless animal or any animal

Is Sadiq Khan to blame

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s been a murrrrderrrr

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Have the Scottish Polis come up with a nickname for this bugger yet. What about:

The Forfar Feline Killer"

I like it. Albeit not easy to slur after a few shandies.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I think you'll find Forfar is more famous for it's wonderful bridie.

Or maybe even for invading their garrison and slaying all the uninvited English. Isn't history wonderful Tom?"

Or for their football team beating East Fife:

East Fife 4 - Forfar 5

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

I was staying high rise good few years back in Edinburgh where some cunt legit flung a cat out the window, some sick fucks among us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was another serial cat killer quite recently in London....he's been jailed for 5 years. Who would hurt a defenseless animal or any animal

I blame the owners should keep the feckers in

I think they should be able to let their cats out without the fear of them being murdered....we've never said that when there's human serial killers - that we should all stay in & not go out...."
but in general human serial killers don't shit in your garden

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"There was another serial cat killer quite recently in London....he's been jailed for 5 years. Who would hurt a defenseless animal or any animal

I blame the owners should keep the feckers in

I think they should be able to let their cats out without the fear of them being murdered....we've never said that when there's human serial killers - that we should all stay in & not go out....but in general human serial killers don't shit in your garden "

Fair point..

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"The RSPCA of Scotland are warning cat owners to be vigilant"

If they really had the animal's best interests at heart, they'd be warning the cats, surely ?

Either way, pretty sick indeed to harm animals like that and as all the serial killer documentaries say, "they always start off with animals".

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The RSPCA of Scotland are warning cat owners to be vigilant

If they really had the animal's best interests at heart, they'd be warning the cats, surely ?

Either way, pretty sick indeed to harm animals like that and as all the serial killer documentaries say, "they always start off with animals"."

Just because they say that then it does not mean it is true..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor little fuckers….

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Just because they say that then it does not mean it is true.. "

Good point. To be fair, none of the serial killings I have read about on the news in recent history have mentioned the perpetrator offing a zoo and then going on to their local high school afterwards. Thankfully.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Don’t fuck with cats

Did you watch that? I cried

Watch what?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Forfar folk, pretty standard around meal times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor little fuckers….

Agreed

Any cunt that tries to hurt my cats is in for a world of pain themselves

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The cat death toll is up to 7 now...what's going on here guys

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

"I was staying high rise good few years back in Edinburgh where some cunt legit flung a cat out the window, some sick fucks among us "

Hope the same happens to him.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Who says it's a he..

Could be a she

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

"Who says it's a he..

Could be a she"

True. Statistically likelier to be a man though, let's be honest.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I’m surprised that someone who lives in Essex even knows that Scotland exists or even knows where it is.

Considering he could even get basic details about Cornwall correct in a previous thread….

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Who says it's a he..

Could be a she

True. Statistically likelier to be a man though, let's be honest."

Please share those stats ?

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

"Who says it's a he..

Could be a she

True. Statistically likelier to be a man though, let's be honest.

Please share those stats ?"

Oh c'mon ffs Tom. Are you seriously suggesting that there is no difference between the sexes when it comes to cruelty to animals? Link being sent.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Who says it's a he..

Could be a she

True. Statistically likelier to be a man though, let's be honest.

Please share those stats ?"

https://www.statista.com/statistics/377453/females-arrests-type-of-offense-england-and-wales/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly the Croydon cat killer/raper has moved to Scotland!

Or maybe a long distance lorry driver?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

It’s a known trope that an individual often starts their journey into violence with animals, before building up to human beings. It’s important to find the perpetrator for the sake of the cats, but also to ensure the violence doesn’t escalate into a serial murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear he or she has already made the leap.

It’s truly amazes me how many missing people are eternally classed as just missing.

I mean a proportion probably are. But I imagine a significant number have unfortunately fallen fowl of a sinister demise.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It’s a known trope that an individual often starts their journey into violence with animals, before building up to human beings. It’s important to find the perpetrator for the sake of the cats, but also to ensure the violence doesn’t escalate into a serial murder"

Is there evidence for this ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Who says it's a he..

Could be a she

True. Statistically likelier to be a man though, let's be honest.

Please share those stats ?

https://www.statista.com/statistics/377453/females-arrests-type-of-offense-england-and-wales/"

Tom may be wrong but no compelling evidence here

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If someone intentionally hurt one of our fur babies I think I'd be re enacting the ear cut off scene from reservoir dog's.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I would go all,John Wick if someone hurt my cats or dog.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is it a myth that insect killers become cat killers ? Become serial killers..

Tom not convinced

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I once had a cat that was very interested in political history, I asked him who his favourite communist dictator was he said Mao.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom used to pull the legs of spiders when he was a child but would never hurt a fly

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"Tom used to pull the legs of spiders when he was a child but would never hurt a fly "

Tom, keep up the news. You legend

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"It’s all over the mews.

Sorry Tom."

This made me chuckle

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"What's going on here guys? It's all over the news"

We're 15 miles from Forfar, still in Angus. Some people just really hate cats. Plus it could be somebody that's laid down some pest repellant or control spray that the cats are digesting.

Hopefully the source is discovered or it was isolated to these 5.

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"I would go all,John Wick if someone hurt my cats or dog."

Ditto. They are family members xx

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"I would go all,John Wick if someone hurt my cats or dog.

Ditto. They are family members xx"

Facts

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By *ister_EMan
over a year ago

Hayling Island

Any harm to my babies is likely to result in a missing person's report being filed with the local constabulary

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

It took me a while, but I think I've finally realised that Essex Tom is, far and away, the most authentic person on FAB.

The lie wrapped in the truth wrapped in the lie that is truer than other truths.

He holds a mirror up to our own prejudices and anti-prejudices.

How much Hegel and Laurence Sterne he's read is anyone's guess.

And I won't ask him, because I'd be disappointed to receive any answer other than a gem of irony and paradox.

Good morning Essex Tom.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Don’t fuck with cats

Did you watch that? I cried

Watch what?"

Don't fuck with cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to call the pigeons in Tom.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It took me a while, but I think I've finally realised that Essex Tom is, far and away, the most authentic person on FAB.

The lie wrapped in the truth wrapped in the lie that is truer than other truths.

He holds a mirror up to our own prejudices and anti-prejudices.

How much Hegel and Laurence Sterne he's read is anyone's guess.

And I won't ask him, because I'd be disappointed to receive any answer other than a gem of irony and paradox.

Good morning Essex Tom. "

Good Morning

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"It took me a while, but I think I've finally realised that Essex Tom is, far and away, the most authentic person on FAB.

The lie wrapped in the truth wrapped in the lie that is truer than other truths.

He holds a mirror up to our own prejudices and anti-prejudices.

How much Hegel and Laurence Sterne he's read is anyone's guess.

And I won't ask him, because I'd be disappointed to receive any answer other than a gem of irony and paradox.

Good morning Essex Tom.

Good Morning

Hello clever man.

See you around in Cyberville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would go all,John Wick if someone hurt my cats or dog."

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