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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race "

That's my favourite location!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race

That's my favourite location!"

I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

To plait it all when bored

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race

That's my favourite location!

I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*"

A deep, dark, cold cavern?

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race

That's my favourite location!

I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*

A deep, dark, cold cavern? "

It would soon get warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race

That's my favourite location!

I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*

A deep, dark, cold cavern? "

That some men may not come out of alive

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It reduces friction during sex....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "

Where else are the crabs going to live?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "

Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.

Update to follow.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race

That's my favourite location!

I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*

A deep, dark, cold cavern?

That some men may not come out of alive "

You know me so well

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

Google it"

Don't be silly. I wanted outlandish, funny answers. Facts can wait

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.

Update to follow."

With a camera crew?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.

Update to follow.

With a camera crew? "

Might have….

He said he’s tired of bbc1 and is hitting Valentine’s Day hard on channel 5 with some smut.

Smut.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.

Update to follow.

With a camera crew?

Might have….

He said he’s tired of bbc1 and is hitting Valentine’s Day hard on channel 5 with some smut.

Smut."

Man's gotta eat I suppose. Could have been worse, could have been DMAX

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.

Update to follow.

With a camera crew?

Might have….

He said he’s tired of bbc1 and is hitting Valentine’s Day hard on channel 5 with some smut.

Smut.

Man's gotta eat I suppose. Could have been worse, could have been DMAX "

More spookiness - that’s what David’s channel 5 handle is D-Max. He signs in with some hardcore rap about his switch from the natural world to depraved filth.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "

Using your logic, what purpose does the appendix serve then? (Other than to make people unwell when it bursts)

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

It's nature's equivalent of a Brillo pad

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?

Using your logic, what purpose does the appendix serve then? (Other than to make people unwell when it bursts)"

When we had two stomachs. Guess in a thousand years, it'll probably dissappear

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Hygiene and for moderating temperature, from what I heard.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Cast your mind back to.biology lessons at school.

It's purpose is the same as armpit hair, to remove heat from the area through sweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find mine useful as a reminder to check for lumps. What I mean is, when I shave my pubes that's when I check my balls

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

There is no point to it… a bit like sinuses it’s a throwback to the cavemen

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Cast your mind back to.biology lessons at school.

It's purpose is the same as armpit hair, to remove heat from the area through sweat"

That was the 70s and 80s. I was more a Geography student

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It acts like velcro, so you don't slip off plastic seats when you forget to wear your pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so when you’ve gone down on someone you don’t have to stop when you get an itch on your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "

It is there to stop sweat.Our bodies are covered in hair to stop us sweating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop bugs crawling up your axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought it was there to prevent chaffing and other related pains in the arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you don't look like a 8 year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you don't look like a 8 year old. "

Agreed. Like asking for Fabs etc

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"So you don't look like a 8 year old.

Agreed. Like asking for Fabs etc"

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

It is believed by primatologists that while the great apes were covered in hair as a means of keeping warm, the hair around the groin grew thicker as a way of disguising where the genitalia were. This would mean that if a male was attacked it reduced the chances of injury which could lead to being unable to procreate, or lead to the animals death due to blood loss from an injury in an area with a large collection of veins, arteries and capillaries.

That all sounds good but I just made that up.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It is believed by primatologists that while the great apes were covered in hair as a means of keeping warm, the hair around the groin grew thicker as a way of disguising where the genitalia were. This would mean that if a male was attacked it reduced the chances of injury which could lead to being unable to procreate, or lead to the animals death due to blood loss from an injury in an area with a large collection of veins, arteries and capillaries.

That all sounds good but I just made that up. "

Hey.....I'm updating Wikipedia as I read

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