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By *rishViking OP   Man
over a year ago

Shankill

How long did it take?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Where have you seen one?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.

Bless.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.

Bless.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... "

I thought I'd leave the pic there for you you timewaster

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I had one sent to me earlier today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.

Bless.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... "

Stalk him in the forums ?

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm still waiting to get one haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.

Bless.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...

I thought I'd leave the pic there for you you timewaster"

That was sweet of you. Next time could you flush the loo before taking the photo?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Does it count looking at my own?

Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Does it count looking at my own?

Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count? "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.

Bless.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...

Stalk him in the forums ? "

It's only stalking if you get caught.

Wait... erm... oops

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I sent myself one but I’m only interested in totties.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does it count looking at my own?

Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count? "

Wasn't me!

(This time)

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Does it count looking at my own?

Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count? "

I asked nicely

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I got a butthole pic at 1am but it’s now my New Year’s resolution to stop d*unk texting myself

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I got a butthole pic at 1am but it’s now my New Year’s resolution to stop d*unk texting myself "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... "

Posh, you know you only ever have to ask. The way you always say please is hard to resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't think ive had any Px.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...

Posh, you know you only ever have to ask. The way you always say please is hard to resist."

You're always so delightfully accommodating of my requests (or begging... let's be honest here).

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"i don't think ive had any Px. "

I find that shocking.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I deleted mine

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By *rishViking OP   Man
over a year ago

Shankill


"i don't think ive had any Px. "

Rip

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Not had any this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t sent one yet

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Haven’t posted any but I may have sent one

What day is it?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Not had any this year."

And….:. Now I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've got 21 messages unread and haven't seen a dick pic yet

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

None so far

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By *igboytim21Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I sent a dick pic when I read this post haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None so far "

Here’s comes the influx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had any this year.

And….:. Now I have"

Last nights partying had to stop

First

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01 "

Not to me !

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By *rishViking OP   Man
over a year ago

Shankill


"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01

Not to me ! "

Someone’s in trouble

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01

Not to me !

Someone’s in trouble "

You are too ! ...

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By *rishViking OP   Man
over a year ago

Shankill


"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01

Not to me !

Someone’s in trouble

You are too ! ...

"

Oops

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01

Not to me !

Someone’s in trouble

You are too ! ...

Oops"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long did it take?"

Depends where you measured it from

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Not sent any.

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't have any on my profile to send. My face is usually enough to put people off .

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By *rishViking OP   Man
over a year ago

Shankill


"How long did it take?

Depends where you measured it from "

Ahah ponders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had any this year.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall


"How long did it take?"

To send or recieve?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Not had any this year. "

The one time you’re happy to feel left out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had any this year.

The one time you’re happy to feel left out. "

Pretty much!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

None so far.

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How long did it take?"

Mine must be stuck in the post

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Mine must be stuck in the post "

I couldn’t squeeze it through the letterbox. Sorry.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I haven't received one yet, remarkably.

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mine must be stuck in the post

I couldn’t squeeze it through the letterbox. Sorry."

Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour? "

Auld Elsie at number 308 offered to take it but I just kept hold of it myself instead. (If you’d like to arrange a redelivery just send a wee message.)

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour?

Auld Elsie at number 308 offered to take it but I just kept hold of it myself instead. (If you’d like to arrange a redelivery just send a wee message.)"

Good shout not leaving it with her as I would never get it back. Even if I did, she would have been all over it like a rat up a drain pipe. I will message you about my safe place....for the avoidance of doubt that's what I refer to my ...... as.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll pop it in your safe place anytime, Roxy. You only had to ask.

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