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"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message. Bless. I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... ![]() Stalk him in the forums ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message. Bless. I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... ![]() ![]() That was sweet of you. Next time could you flush the loo before taking the photo? ![]() | |||
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"Does it count looking at my own? Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count? " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message. Bless. I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... ![]() ![]() ![]() It's only stalking if you get caught. Wait... erm... oops ![]() | |||
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"Does it count looking at my own? Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count? " Wasn't me! (This time) | |||
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"Does it count looking at my own? Also I've been harassed to get mine out again - does that count? " I asked nicely ![]() | |||
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"I got a butthole pic at 1am but it’s now my New Year’s resolution to stop d*unk texting myself " ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... ![]() Posh, you know you only ever have to ask. The way you always say please is hard to resist. | |||
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"I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... ![]() You're always so delightfully accommodating of my requests (or begging... let's be honest here). | |||
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"i don't think ive had any ![]() ![]() I find that shocking. ![]() | |||
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"i don't think ive had any ![]() ![]() Rip | |||
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"Not had any this year." And….:. Now I have | |||
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"Not had any this year. And….:. Now I have" Last nights partying had to stop First ![]() | |||
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"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01 ![]() Not to me ! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01 ![]() ![]() ![]() Someone’s in trouble | |||
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"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01 ![]() ![]() ![]() You are too ! ![]() | |||
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"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oops | |||
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"Sent one at pretty much 00:00:01 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How long did it take?" Depends where you measured it from ![]() | |||
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"How long did it take? Depends where you measured it from ![]() Ahah ponders | |||
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"How long did it take?" To send or recieve? | |||
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"Not had any this year. ![]() The one time you’re happy to feel left out. ![]() | |||
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"Not had any this year. ![]() ![]() Pretty much! | |||
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"How long did it take?" Mine must be stuck in the post ![]() | |||
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"Mine must be stuck in the post ![]() I couldn’t squeeze it through the letterbox. Sorry. | |||
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"Mine must be stuck in the post ![]() Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour? | |||
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"Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour? " ![]() | |||
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"Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour? ![]() Good shout not leaving it with her as I would never get it back. Even if I did, she would have been all over it like a rat up a drain pipe. I will message you about my safe place....for the avoidance of doubt that's what I refer to my ...... as. | |||
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