FabSwingers.com forum: Smutty reading snake dildo

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Basically as the title says!

So I'm currently reading Lady Venom takes a Mistress, it's a gothic lesbian romance and it's great, I've just reached a chapter where she has had her favourite snake made into a soft object that's she's realised makes a great dildo.

Anyway after a quick Google it seems snake, tentacles and a vast array of animal shaped dildos are available I'm just curious who actually owns any.

It's not my thing saying that I've not tried it so who knows, but it has me curious this whole other world of dildos exists that I know nothing about!

Mrs

PS it's a good read

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

I was waiting for you to pop along, what other shapes do you have, sorry for asking just genuinely curious

Mrs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m ordering that book right now!!!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

I was waiting for you to pop along, what other shapes do you have, sorry for asking just genuinely curious

Mrs "

I mostly go for straight tentacles, there's a lot of variety in tentacle designs already. But I've got some of the just weird monster ones from Phreak Club and a 'Minotaur' based one with a weird ridged head.

I'm not cracking them all out right now, but I can send you photos of the ones I have handy if you like

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m ordering that book right now!!!!"

Honestly it's amazing, I've been reading it slow because I don't want it to end!

Mrs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I’m ordering that book right now!!!!

Honestly it's amazing, I've been reading it slow because I don't want it to end!

Mrs "

I want to order it from the library just for added fun when I check it out

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

I was waiting for you to pop along, what other shapes do you have, sorry for asking just genuinely curious

Mrs

I'm not cracking them all out right now, but I can send you photos of the ones I have handy if you like

Oww yes that would be amazing curiosity has definitely got the better of me with this subject.

I'm loving this book, highly recommend it.

Mrs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

And you look *fabulous* using them too.

(Just sayin’ …)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m ordering that book right now!!!!

Honestly it's amazing, I've been reading it slow because I don't want it to end!

Mrs

I want to order it from the library just for added fun when I check it out

I like your style!

Mrs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?

Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

I immediately thought of you… I don’t know why.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

I immediately thought of you… I don’t know why.

Is it the 16 inch glow in the dark tentacle in my current profile pic perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t understand tentacle references until I saw them in porn videos….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?

Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with

Mrs "

Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones

I immediately thought of you… I don’t know why.

Is it the 16 inch glow in the dark tentacle in my current profile pic perhaps?

Well that’s got to hit the spot ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel like the thread title would be a grand username...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oooh it's on kindle unlimited

Tinder

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Where does it go ...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oooh it's on kindle unlimited

Tinder "

Yes I'm sure it is it's by Kat Blackthorne.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Where does it go ...

I don't think I need to answer that.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?

Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with

Mrs

Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it

Yey let me know what you think!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting

I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting

I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.

I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.

There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...

That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?

Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with

Mrs

Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it

I've heard it's off the scale

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By *lmost TouchingMan
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

My good friend said the other day that she was watching a nature program in which a pair of rhinos were mating and the site of the male’s huge penis turned her on, which freaked her out a bit.

I thought…. We may be on to something and so I showed and suggested she explore the horse, dragon, reptile or unicorn dildo… the answer was “No!”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting

I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.

I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.

There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Mrs "

I'll add those to the list

I've just ordered Taking Her Prize which is set on the high seas with lesbian pirates. Sounds awesome right?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting

I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.

I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.

There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Mrs

I'll add those to the list

I've just ordered Taking Her Prize which is set on the high seas with lesbian pirates. Sounds awesome right?

Meh, one measly chapter long. Do not recommend

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting

I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.

I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.

There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Mrs

I'll add those to the list

I've just ordered Taking Her Prize which is set on the high seas with lesbian pirates. Sounds awesome right?

Meh, one measly chapter long. Do not recommend

Oh no, I've quite a few reccomendations let me go screenshot my kindle

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?

Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with

Mrs

Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it

I've heard it's off the scale"

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...

That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction "

Nah, the 20 inch silicon colon enema nose is for that job.

The 30 colon snake is just for fun!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...

That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction

Nah, the 20 inch silicon colon enema nose is for that job.

The 30 colon snake is just for fun!!

So the 20 inch is more of a semi-colon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...

That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction

Nah, the 20 inch silicon colon enema nose is for that job.

The 30 colon snake is just for fun!!

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