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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s see how you’d chat a guy up? Be forward, and let’s see your best seduction techniques.

Keep it to the thread.

Guys, feel free to mark out of ten and tell if it would get your attention ? How easy are we?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Or, send a PM

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Oh, that’s me out then.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Once a mutual interest is established, I find "Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?" a fairly effective line

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, that’s me out then. "

That's not true

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Who does a gurl have to blow to get a drink around here?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Once a mutual interest is established, I find "Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?" a fairly effective line

Strong opener

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Good grief I honestly can't remember the last time I chatted anyone up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once a mutual interest is established, I find "Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?" a fairly effective line

It's the please that makes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Good grief I honestly can't remember the last time I chatted anyone up lol"

Whisper in my ear.....get your coat, you've pulled

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Good grief I honestly can't remember the last time I chatted anyone up lol

Whisper in my ear.....get your coat, you've pulled

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Your clothes offend me... Let me help you remove them

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Your clothes offend me... Let me help you remove them

Haha I need to steal this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha ive got the sex appeal and seduction techniques of an oxo cube.. not about to embarrass myself

keen to learn from the forum though. Px

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Your clothes offend me... Let me help you remove them

Yep, that'll work

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hahaha ive got the sex appeal and seduction techniques of an oxo cube.. not about to embarrass myself

keen to learn from the forum though. Px

Crumbly and required after a visit to the swimming pool. Yep, I'm in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Hahaha ive got the sex appeal and seduction techniques of an oxo cube.. not about to embarrass myself

keen to learn from the forum though. Px

Oh I disagree

you're gorgeous

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good grief I honestly can't remember the last time I chatted anyone up lol

Whisper in my ear.....get your coat, you've pulled

Haha.

Smooth!!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x"

That thing. The one that makes me melt. Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she’s breathing. She’s got my attention.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They never take these things serious though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who does a gurl have to blow to get a drink around here?

Just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They never take these things serious though! "

Maybe it’s their seduction teqnique (that’s the reason I’m resitting English GCSE right there!) .

I give up using that word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who does a gurl have to blow to get a drink around here?

Haha. … that’s forward!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"How easy are we? "

My ex-wife *actually* used the old “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” line. And I fell for it, like a bloody idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x"

Yep.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I think I just said "Please can I kiss you?" that worked. Oh and "Shiny!" - that one worked too

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Shiny!"

*swoon*

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Stark butt nekkid smacking my lips together holding kebab *says huskily* 'and a five finger knuckle shuffle if you're lucky'

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

"Once a mutual interest is established, I find "Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?" a fairly effective line

10 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah of I got chatting to a fella I'd start with "oooh ypu smell nice. May I ask you what fragrance you are wearing?" follow that up with "may I kiss you?" and if there is a desired effect I'd finish up bt saying "yep, I'd consider that a knicker dropper!"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Stark butt nekkid smacking my lips together holding kebab *says huskily* 'and a five finger knuckle shuffle if you're lucky'

Make it a burger and you're on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stark butt nekkid smacking my lips together holding kebab *says huskily* 'and a five finger knuckle shuffle if you're lucky'

Make it a burger and you're on

A way to a man’s pants eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never chatted a man up! There was an auditor who came to my work place the other day who I needed to spend time with, and he had the most gorgeous eyes, I literally couldn't look at him. So as for chatting someone up, I just couldn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won’t work. I’m very picky

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Stark butt nekkid smacking my lips together holding kebab *says huskily* 'and a five finger knuckle shuffle if you're lucky'

Make it a burger and you're on

A way to a man’s pants eh?

I'm a simple monkey

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I painstakingly craft each chat up line to each individual man.

Or I just get my tits out

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Hah of I got chatting to a fella I'd start with "oooh ypu smell nice. May I ask you what fragrance you are wearing?" follow that up with "may I kiss you?" and if there is a desired effect I'd finish up bt saying "yep, I'd consider that a knicker dropper!"

What if you aren't wearing any?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm quite shy so I'd probably look away awkwardly, talk uncontrollably and hope for the best.

Sexy I know.

Mrs

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I painstakingly craft each chat up line to each individual man.

Or I just get my tits out "

Whilst I like to chat, that may work for me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Fancy a snog?? Lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fancy a snog?? Lol"

Yeah. Tongues?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Once a mutual interest is established, I find "Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?" a fairly effective line

Persuasive. 7.5. Social first though, I’m not a slut.

Hades

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Hahaha ive got the sex appeal and seduction techniques of an oxo cube.. not about to embarrass myself

keen to learn from the forum though. Px

Love an oxo cube me! 10. Fetch the lube!

Hades

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x"

Cherry just said this, except when she demod the ‘eye’ thing she looked like she’d had a stroke *shrugs..

Hades

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a snog?? Lol"

This is a good one for me. ..

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I don’t use chat up lines not that I chat many men up it’s more gestures I use

That look in the eye, little smiles and when I’m talking to them I do like to place a hand on their arm or thigh so they know they’ve got my attention

Then I may just stick the lips on them

Subtle eh

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Fancy a snog?? Lol

This is a good one for me. ..

Pucker up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never chatted a man up! There was an auditor who came to my work place the other day who I needed to spend time with, and he had the most gorgeous eyes, I literally couldn't look at him. So as for chatting someone up, I just couldn't do it "

You just need to know one word. Yes.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Fancy a snog?? Lol

Yeah. Tongues?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Once a mutual interest is established, I find "Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?" a fairly effective line

Hard 10.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No clue. I've never chatted anyone up. Can't we just stick with looking at the floor while going bright red, then giggling uncontrollably if he looks at you?

Yes. I'm a 14 year old girl in an old lady body

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I just run over their toes and that's always a conversation starter

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x

Cherry just said this, except when she demod the ‘eye’ thing she looked irresistible *shrugs..

Hades

FTFY

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"No clue. I've never chatted anyone up. Can't we just stick with looking at the floor while going bright red, then giggling uncontrollably if he looks at you?

Yes. I'm a 14 year old girl in an old lady body

You’re the cutest. You flirt, unapologetically, and then go shy. It’s cute af.

Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a terrible flirt. I was walking with a man I fancy the shite out of a few weeks ago and it was absolutely pissing down. I told him that I love getting wet. I think that is as good as my flirting (if you can even call it that) gets. I'm cringey as fuck. I'm better flirting physically with body language I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a terrible flirt. I was walking with a man I fancy the shite out of a few weeks ago and it was absolutely pissing down. I told him that I love getting wet. I think that is as good as my flirting (if you can even call it that) gets. I'm cringey as fuck. I'm better flirting physically with body language I think."

I’m fluent in Body language.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Flirting assessments this way, ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fluent in Body language.

*rubs my earlobe on your thigh*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No clue. I've never chatted anyone up. Can't we just stick with looking at the floor while going bright red, then giggling uncontrollably if he looks at you?

Yes. I'm a 14 year old girl in an old lady body

You’re the cutest. You flirt, unapologetically, and then go shy. It’s cute af.

Hades

Shurrup you

(I mean, you're right...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think any flirting would be required by yourself

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Flirting assessments this way, ladies. "

I've really tried my best sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m fluent in Body language.

*rubs my earlobe on your thigh*"

*gives lemon a wet Willy

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"I painstakingly craft each chat up line to each individual man.

Or I just get my tits out "

Tit's would work

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x"

Same as ‘get me a drink?’ or a more emphatic ‘do the ironing.’

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x

Same as ‘get me a drink?’ or a more emphatic ‘do the ironing.’"

No, more of an ' I want to gag on your cock' kind of look.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x

Cherry just said this, except when she demod the ‘eye’ thing she looked like she’d had a stroke *shrugs..

Hades

She clearly needs mouth to mouth

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Flirting assessments this way, ladies. "

What ya reckon?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I just do the thing,with the eyes.

You know the one.

Em x

Same as ‘get me a drink?’ or a more emphatic ‘do the ironing.’

No, more of an ' I want to gag on your cock' kind of look."

11/10

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I shall be performing life-saving mouth to lips cpr on her later. Usually straightens her eyes right out

Hades

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