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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would anyone like to give me a massage

* not an attention seeking thread.

I will offer you a massage back, but my neck is in pain after a few bad nights sleep, and it’s really stiff .(don’t be rude.)

Or is it something I just have to get through and a massage really wouldn’t help? I don’t know about this stuff my last message, led to sexy sex.

Can you massage yourself?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Sure woody

I often massage my joints and my family, dog included, when they are stiff

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I reckon you probably give really good massages, too.

Woody, take her up on this! Get yourself in the car and go see her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure woody

I often massage my joints and my family, dog included, when they are stiff "

Just heads up. I think my body is different to a dogs, regardless of my photos.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help."

A wheat sack?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Sure woody

I often massage my joints and my family, dog included, when they are stiff

Just heads up. I think my body is different to a dogs, regardless of my photos. "

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

It is so good if done well for that sort of thing. I would offer to, as not bad at it, but only if you promise to behave lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is so good if done well for that sort of thing. I would offer to, as not bad at it, but only if you promise to behave lol "

Sure. I don’t criticise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can massage yourself yes, its not as good as someone else doing it though.

I haven't had a massage in ages, and could really do with one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I haven't had a massage in ages, and could really do with one "

Spa day?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Deep tissue Massage?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You rub my back woody and I’ll rub yours

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deep tissue Massage? "

I I need more of a, my neck is aching please don’t hurt it type of massage but make it better.

A deep tissue massage sounds like it would really hurt every nerve on the top of my shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't had a massage in ages, and could really do with one

Spa day?"

Long over due

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't had a massage in ages, and could really do with one

Spa day?

Long over due "

. ….. how is it that easy for other people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You rub my back woody and I’ll rub yours

The mr "

I’ll bring the lavender oil

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

Never had a massage. Anyone want to be the first to give me a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't had a massage in ages, and could really do with one

Spa day?

Long over due

. ….. how is it that easy for other people? "

I was meaning its long overdue since I went to one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


". ….. how is it that easy for other people? "

Yeah, she’s been teasing me for years at this point, Woody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


". ….. how is it that easy for other people?

Yeah, she’s been teasing me for years at this point, Woody. "

That quite the foreplay.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I will woody. I absolutely love giving a massage

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I will woody. I absolutely love giving a massage "

Keep her away from your balls though!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I will woody. I absolutely love giving a massage

Keep her away from your balls though! "

Oi! I can do gentle

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I would love nothing more than having a massage right now. It's been a tough year so far haha

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

A wheat sack? "

It's a sack... With wheat in it. You warm it up in the microwave

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Erotic massage is one of the best things ever imho

A skill everyone should have in their repertoire xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will woody. I absolutely love giving a massage

Keep her away from your balls though!

Oi! I can do gentle "

My balls are nowhere near my neck….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

A wheat sack?

It's a sack... With wheat in it. You warm it up in the microwave "

I might have to google these. I’ve woke with the same ache. I just think I’m not sleeping well enough. self help seems the only way.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I love a massage I've not had a sexy one mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I typically have never been that keen on them.

I am however noticing that as I'm getting older my body would probably benefit from a massage.

I might have to do a spa day.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

A wheat sack?

It's a sack... With wheat in it. You warm it up in the microwave

I might have to google these. I’ve woke with the same ache. I just think I’m not sleeping well enough. self help seems the only way. "

Have you turned your mattress over recently woody?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

A wheat sack?

It's a sack... With wheat in it. You warm it up in the microwave

I might have to google these. I’ve woke with the same ache. I just think I’m not sleeping well enough. self help seems the only way.

Have you turned your mattress over recently woody? "

No. But again, this is something I’ll try.

I wish I had someone to help move my mattress around with me….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I typically have never been that keen on them.

I am however noticing that as I'm getting older my body would probably benefit from a massage.

I might have to do a spa day. "

Seriously, I’ve had one spa day. And never felt so damn good.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

A wheat sack?

It's a sack... With wheat in it. You warm it up in the microwave

I might have to google these. I’ve woke with the same ache. I just think I’m not sleeping well enough. self help seems the only way.

Have you turned your mattress over recently woody?

No. But again, this is something I’ll try.

I wish I had someone to help move my mattress around with me…."

Make sure you are warm before moving it, don't want you to put your back out doing it

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Just get one of those hot wheat sacks, and put it on the back of your neck.. Not as much fun, but it does help.

A wheat sack?

It's a sack... With wheat in it. You warm it up in the microwave "

Wheat sacks are great. I used one after some whiplash, and although I do Pilates and yoga too, it accelerated the recovery.

Just spent a few very intense days doing things that made my back and everything associated feel like a cross between a demented Picasso painting and Quasimodo, 20 mins on my foam roller have left me feeling like a regal cock-lord again.

So, foam rollers are also ace unless you have medical reasons not to.

I can PM you an Amazon link for the one I use if you want, and you can Google/YouTube how to use them as a novice and upwards.

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