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The Perfect Day for Him

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

06:00 Alarm

06:15 Blowjob

06:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of Sun

07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee

07:30 Limo arrives

07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport

08:15 Logan- Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)

09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club

09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)

11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens

12:15 Blowjob

12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)

14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)

14:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)

15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew

16:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)

17:00 G4 back to Leeds/Bradford airport., massage & hand job enroute by naked Jenni McCarthy

18:45 Shit, shower and shave

19:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns; Cherie and Tony Blair farm animal video released and authenticated.

19:30 Quality Curry with six mates in Elland Road Executive box. , Leeds thrash Man U 8-0 . Harpal Singh debuts and scored hat-trick. Beckham sent off in first minute for flicking fringe too often. Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz.

21:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar

21:30 Sex with three women

23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi

23:45 Bed (alone)

23:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room

23:55 Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about the down turn in the economy???? WHO"S GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS SHITE!!!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"what about the down turn in the economy???? WHO"S GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS SHITE!!!!! "

She is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what kinda fish would we be going for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry just seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry just seen "

I was gonna sign up if it had been blue fin tuna as well ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry just seen

I was gonna sign up if it had been blue fin tuna as well , "

Tuna

now ur talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like your style (if you get away with it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lynda just looked at your pics any eclairs left she will travel for them!!!!!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"lynda just looked at your pics any eclairs left she will travel for them!!!!!!! "

Always a bag of EClares as they taste sooooo nice, will save her some

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Thouhgt this was an average day for you.

Then realised it was a dream

come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.

Then realised it was a dream

come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0 "

Naaa should be Barnsley nobbleing Manure 8 - 0

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.

Then realised it was a dream

come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0

Naaa should be Barnsley nobbleing Manure 8 - 0

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Dream on hun, dream on

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.

Then realised it was a dream

come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0

Naaa should be Barnsley nobbleing Manure 8 - 0

Dream on hun, dream on"

Well it happens! Barnsley did beat Liverpool and Chelsea in succession only 18 months ago and they both have more flair than manure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.

Then realised it was a dream

come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0 "

It took Leeds two games and extra time to get past lowly Kettering ffs.... and who was that other huge team that Leeds failed miserably to beat?.... Ah yeah, I remember now, the mighty HISTON hehehehehe

8-0.... dream on pal.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

the golf is a dream but hey we all need dreams

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By *aughtyHubbyMan
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.

Then realised it was a dream

come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0

It took Leeds two games and extra time to get past lowly Kettering ffs.... and who was that other huge team that Leeds failed miserably to beat?.... Ah yeah, I remember now, the mighty HISTON hehehehehe

8-0.... dream on pal."

I wont mention Hereford....

Fingers crossed for Leeds, we're marching on together..

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