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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses

08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday

08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants

09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out

12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs

13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

15:00 Nap

16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer

16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage

17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror

19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing

22:00 Hot shower (alone)

22:30 Make love

23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses

08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday

08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants

09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out

12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs

13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

15:00 Nap

16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer

16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage

17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror

19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing

22:00 Hot shower (alone)

22:30 Make love

23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

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can we replace 22.30 with a hard fuck instead???? lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses

08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday

08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants

09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out

12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs

13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

15:00 Nap

16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer

16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage

17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror

19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing

22:00 Hot shower (alone)

22:30 Make love

23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

can we replace 22.30 with a hard fuck instead???? lol

Personally would want not to be asleep by 23.15

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

1730 - pick out outfit and prim in front of mirror

1736 - hard fuck before getting ready

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ooooo im all up for a bit of variation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be interested to see how a woman would have itemised her perfect day. Over to you ladies, I'd wage it is very different from how a man perceives what a woman's perfect day would be.

...I bet my life that there would a shotgun involved in it somewhere, possibly in conjunction with an ex or a mother-in-law... or maybe a blunt pair of rusty secateurs and a cheating hubby. hehehe

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"I'd be interested to see how a woman would have itemised her perfect day. Over to you ladies, I'd wage it is very different from how a man perceives what a woman's perfect day would be.

...I bet my life that there would a shotgun involved in it somewhere, possibly in conjunction with an ex or a mother-in-law... or maybe a blunt pair of rusty secateurs and a cheating hubby. hehehe

tut...so cynical on such a beautiful day too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.30 am wake up thinking surely it not that time already...

7.31 realise it is rub eyes cause not got balls to scratch

7.45 make dogs breakfast and own burn own save dogs

8.00 look in mirror and recoil from the sight wonderin when you turned into your mother

8.15 go for shower examine parts that seem to be saggin wonder about cosmetic surgery

8.30 get out shower dry body and hair slap on miracle potions and try n look human

8.45 hunt house for missin handbag/shoes/children etc

8.55 rush out door cursin everyone in a ten mile radius

9.00 deposit small people at school while laughin about writin the bad mothers hand book glower at the yummy mummys scummy mummys rule

9.15 head into town for christmas shoppin and repeatin mantras to keep the will to live goin

9.30 ponder if buyin ex mother in law a headstone would make her die quicker

10.00 costa fortune coffee for caffine fix

10.45 see childs father with new partner and realise you should have got glasses years ago.

12.00 come home hide purchases

12.30 attempt housework

12.35 give in no point in fightin losin battle

1.30 burn lunch

2.00 take dog a walk/drag it with lead

3.05 await children comin home with feelin of dread as its report card day

5.00 burn dinner

7.00 clear up dishes shout at children for homework etc

9.00 collapse into bed knackered realising you need to do it all again tomorrow and go to work

there you go a day in the life of nwty!!!

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