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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok went to one today and had us both thinking... How many people do you think would turn up to yours?

The guy today had over 120. We thought that was a great turn out..so what would you guess for yours?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Really dont care to be honest, I just dont want people coming to cry over me who didnt bother with me when I was alive.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Am having mine in Westminster Abbey if that gives any clues away

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

My husband would have many more at his than I would have at mine I should imagine, probably due to him working with more people than I have ever done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be considerably past caring by that time comes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

dont think it will matter to myself..

be brown bread..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well hopefully my daughter will turn up. If there is booze afterwards I suspect a few more will come along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will make them pay for their own booze lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Am having mine in Westminster Abbey if that gives any clues away "
Tabernacle choir as well?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

be invite only..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i guess a sure way to find out is to fake your own death..then turn up in disguise..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our family funerals run into hundreds

Never a small affair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really want to do that hellbastard... would be great seeing who did turn up and who just went for the drinks and scram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn;t bother me. As long as the right people remember me in the right way numbers saying farewll are meaningless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn;t bother me. As long as the right people remember me in the right way numbers saying farewll are meaningless. "
i would hope fabswingers would have a hell of a gang bang to remember all the naughty fun i got up to.lol.not bothered otherwise.i would be watching in heaven with a huge smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want mine to be just me.

The wife, kids and grand kids, on a beach some where warm.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Am having mine in Westminster Abbey if that gives any clues away Tabernacle choir as well? "

Only if they have got Highway To Hell in their repotoire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge family so it will be 100+ without counting friends. Add another 50 to that and that sounds about right, but only if I'm buried down south as the lazy fuckers wouldn't come all the way up here just to watch me burn.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Well hopefully my daughter will turn up. If there is booze afterwards I suspect a few more will come along."

If there's cider I might make the effort

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Well hopefully my daughter will turn up. If there is booze afterwards I suspect a few more will come along.

If there's cider I might make the effort "

There would be everything. I know my mates well.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Our family funerals run into hundreds

Never a small affair"

Same with ours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know actually how many was at my husbands funeral but I know they couldn't close the doors at the crematorium as people were standing outside

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The burial etc to me is less important, but I'd love those important to me to have a wonderful trip, so I'm thinking getting them overseas for a get away - somewhere I've been and has been memorable in my life. I won't afford to ship hundreds out there, so a small group I guess.

Better to live for now, treat others as if you might not meet them again, to let you know you love them and have as much fun as you can, whilst we can.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My dad's funeral was brimming but my mum's less so since, by then she had lost a lot of family and friends anyway!

As for me - don't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad's funeral was brimming but my mum's less so since, by then she had lost a lot of family and friends anyway!

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Same thing happened with my Dad. He was the first of his generation to go, and it was sad as all the other funerals took place over the following years spotting how many faces were missing each time one took place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many, I reckon it would be a quiet affair.. Nothing big or flash. My sister on the other hand, I couldn't believe how many turned out for hers, it was into the hundreds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should have life celebrations before people die. Too late for people to turn up to a funeral when they haven't spoken in years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sgreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon mine will be standing room only. Mainly with folks making sure I really have gone!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

It will be just my son, possibly 3 of my siblings. Dont have any friends in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be just my son, possibly 3 of my siblings. Dont have any friends in real life. "

Hehum excuse me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shame you dont have real friends... we have moved lots so only have a few great friends..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guess it depends how old i am when i die. If i popped my clog tomorrow maybe a few, if i popped them when i was 90 i guess not many. I only have a small family. There was getting on for a 100 at my dads

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