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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

A Yorkshireman walks into a building and gets into the lift. He presses the button for the fifth floor. At the second floor the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift and leans seductively against the wall.

The Yorkshireman doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous. The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor. At this stage the guy is getting very nervous.

Then she says: "Make a woman out of me".

He unbuttons his shirt, throws it on the floor and replies, "Here, iron that."

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

very good

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"A Yorkshireman walks into a building and gets into the lift. He presses the button for the fifth floor. At the second floor the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift and leans seductively against the wall.

The Yorkshireman doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous. The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor. At this stage the guy is getting very nervous.

Then she says: "Make a woman out of me".

He unbuttons his shirt, throws it on the floor and replies, "Here, iron that.""

Hey this Yorkshireman resembles that comment lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a southerner to me as we use stairs up here lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

lived in yorks for a cpl of yrs Yorkshire men are neanderthals x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"lived in yorks for a cpl of yrs Yorkshire men are neanderthals x"
oh they are just yummmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"lived in yorks for a cpl of yrs Yorkshire men are neanderthals xoh they are just yummmmmmmmmmmmm"

You got the only decent 1

Mind you I was living with someone when I was there

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"lived in yorks for a cpl of yrs Yorkshire men are neanderthals xoh they are just yummmmmmmmmmmmm

You got the only decent 1

Mind you I was living with someone when I was there "
dunno darlin a few decent ones out there...just yummmmmmmmm

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

hello my yorkshireman is simpley to die for. a gent. I wouldn't swap him for all the tea in china ((((may just give him away for a little while to the right women))))

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

ermmmm just spotted that all the yorkshiremen you all refer to including myself are from West Yorkshire

Just a whole better class of guy ladies please note lol

Steve

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

yes our lovely west yorkshire lads..

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