FabSwingers.com forum: You scratch my back…

By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Deal haha.

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Hey and I'll scratch yours

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Go on then lol

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By *he_Libertines_69Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm up for that

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Hey and I'll scratch yours

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Deal haha. "

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

I need a rake, my back is hairy

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

They are the best. Got a couple in a chinese shop on holiday. 1€, best buy ever

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

They are the best. Got a couple in a chinese shop on holiday. 1€, best buy ever

I second this

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I use the toilet brush.

Maybe.

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By *olfandtazCouple
47 weeks ago

Bristol

Taz Is more of a back scratcher than I am, she would help out

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"I use the toilet brush.

Maybe."

...maybe. Is this your buzz word at the moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Find a tree, scratch it baloo style and you can come out of this with a scratched back and debt free to boot.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

Will you be in the same position as is depicted in your profile image?

Would it be weird to scratch and also sniff?

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

I need a rake, my back is hairy

Deploys Gillette and foam

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

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47 weeks ago

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I use the toilet brush.

Maybe.

...maybe. Is this your buzz word at the moment?

I prefer the term “catchphrase”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies

Oh, so it's MFM or MFF? I'm up for that

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Edgy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies

Oh, so it's MFM or MFF? I'm up for that

I prefer that yes. Any

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X"
her front

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X"

Whatever you want darling. I’m nice like that

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

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By *rishVikingMan
47 weeks ago

Shankill

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Greedy hehe

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X

Whatever you want darling. I’m nice like that

Get your coat, luv. You’ve pulled.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies

Oh, so it's MFM or MFF? I'm up for that

I prefer that yes. Any

We really need to get a meet planned

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

I don’t do the shakes…. You can have mine. I’m nice like that. Happy diabetes day

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

Sometimes it’s the only answer…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

I don’t do the shakes…. You can have mine. I’m nice like that. Happy diabetes day

Nah, I haven’t been able to eat crap like that in many years.

But there will be shaking. Legs, mostly.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

Sometimes it’s the only answer… "

I am certain we can find a penis for this occasion.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

I don’t do the shakes…. You can have mine. I’m nice like that. Happy diabetes day

Nah, I haven’t been able to eat crap like that in many years.

But there will be shaking. Legs, mostly. "

FFS. Get in my bed already

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

Sometimes it’s the only answer… "

Mine's free

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By *illiamgMan
47 weeks ago

Cheshire

Warming my hands up

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