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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Aren't we all fella?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have a wank, Brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren't we all fella? "

It’s a terrible time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank, Brucey "

Coming right up.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Don’t fuck the bag of skittles what ever you do!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Have a wank, Brucey "

Twisted threadstarter

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

same have a wank nothing else you can do..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Don’t fuck the bag of skittles what ever you do!"

Yeah, don't do that

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Help! I want to be horny!!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Don’t fuck the bag of skittles what ever you do!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help! I want to be horny!! "
it’s your fault

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Help! I want to be horny!! "

You're making us all horny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We did the Sex earlier. It's made us both stay horny

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By *ung nine inchMan
over a year ago

leeds

We are so horny me my mrs message us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did the Sex earlier. It's made us both stay horny "

Did the sex lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We did the Sex earlier. It's made us both stay horny "

Mrs KC!!!!!!!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

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By *sacambsMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Join the club

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By *sacambsMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it "

Ain't that the truth

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Help! I want to be horny!! it’s your fault "

I was deliberately being unsexy and everything so you can't hold me accountable!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"We did the Sex earlier. It's made us both stay horny "

That's helped. Cheers

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it "

Just look at my beard! That should help

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By *JandJJCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


" "

What help are you looking for??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter"

My thoughts too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it "

Think about beards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too"

I actually forgot about that game ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What help are you looking for??"

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too"

I don't think Bruce would have been that kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help! I want to be horny!! it’s your fault

I was deliberately being unsexy and everything so you can't hold me accountable!! "

It’s the profile picture!!! Grrr

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs "

It's not a game, Pickles

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards"

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles"

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule "

#CrispyDuck

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By *oodtimesnorwichMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Help! I want to be horny!! "

Well let me know if there’s anything I can do to help. I’d be happy to oblige…

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule

#CrispyDuck"

No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London


"Help! I want to be horny!! "

Your profile pic is well horny.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule

#CrispyDuck

No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one"

Well if you’re horny, have sex. That’s what I’m going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule

#CrispyDuck

No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one"

I'd say me but I've not talked about the sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down. "

Still haven’t messaged me…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.

Still haven’t messaged me…"

Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.

Still haven’t messaged me…

Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt. "

No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.

Still haven’t messaged me…

Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.

No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. "

ooops

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule

#CrispyDuck

No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one

Well if you’re horny, have sex. That’s what I’m going to do"

Maybe tomorrow... Or some time in the week (fingers crossed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.

Still haven’t messaged me…

Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.

No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. ooops"

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Can't help ya unfortunately, I'm just not sexy enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it

Think about beards

He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule

#CrispyDuck

No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one

Well if you’re horny, have sex. That’s what I’m going to do

Maybe tomorrow... Or some time in the week (fingers crossed)"

There’s someone near where you are that I’m hoping to sex actually. Maybe she’ll go to the beach with my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't help ya unfortunately, I'm just not sexy enough!"

You’re sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.

Still haven’t messaged me…

Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.

No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. ooops

"

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x "

That would have been...uncomfortable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We did the Sex earlier. It's made us both stay horny

Mrs KC!!!!!!!!"

What, Pickle?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife"

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Feeling a bit horny myself right now.

Problem is I have a headache too!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Feeling a bit horny myself right now.

Problem is I have a headache too! "

Are you washing your hair too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x

That would have been...uncomfortable "

Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently. "

Honestly her eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We did the Sex earlier. It's made us both stay horny

Mrs KC!!!!!!!!

What, Pickle? "

is that another orgasm!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Feeling a bit horny myself right now.

Problem is I have a headache too!

Are you washing your hair too?"

Still. Can't rush these things.

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By *estrideyetMan
over a year ago

Aspatria


"Help! I want to be horny!! "

Well help can be arranged. Pm me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes "

Have you seen them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes

Have you seen them? "

Maybe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes

Have you seen them?

Maybe "

Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x

That would have been...uncomfortable

Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start! "

Haven't you already done that thread here though?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles"

True. The messages I got asking for the cost of a chippy tea prove otherwise

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x

That would have been...uncomfortable

Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start!

Haven't you already done that thread here though?

"

No. I’m torn between a foot job post and a rimming one. Find out tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes

Have you seen them?

Maybe

Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice "

I’ll drown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

True. The messages I got asking for the cost of a chippy tea prove otherwise

J"

COZZIE LIVS

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes

Have you seen them?

Maybe

Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice

I’ll drown "

Something like that! She'll get you doing alllllllll sorts. Like bringing her tea in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes

Have you seen them?

Maybe

Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice

I’ll drown

Something like that! She'll get you doing alllllllll sorts. Like bringing her tea in bed "

Like a naked butler?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Have a wank, Brucey

Twisted threadstarter

My thoughts too

I actually forgot about that game ffs

It's not a game, Pickles

If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x

That would have been...uncomfortable

Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start!

Haven't you already done that thread here though?

No. I’m torn between a foot job post and a rimming one. Find out tomorrow. "

Yours are erratic though! It could go anywhere between how many cocks can fit into your vagina at one time to do you believe in white privilege?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

What help are you looking for??

Naked pictures of someone’s wife

Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.

Honestly her eyes

Have you seen them?

Maybe

Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice

I’ll drown

Something like that! She'll get you doing alllllllll sorts. Like bringing her tea in bed

Like a naked butler?"

Do you know one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello. "

Oh hi

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By *irthy40Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hello.

Oh hi"

Good evening x

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm always horny, but no-one wants to help me

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By *irthy40Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm always horny, but no-one wants to help me"

Same here lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can fix that for you.

Weeping sores

Structural inequality

notallmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Oh hi"

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fix that for you.

Weeping sores

Structural inequality

notallmen"

Fuck you, Swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Again?"

You beat me to it

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By *irthy40Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Again?"

Evening x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Sameeeeeeee.

I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.

Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.

Or a man.

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By *olkiMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sameeeeeeee.

I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.

Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.

Or a man.

"

I'm here for you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can fix that for you.

Weeping sores

Structural inequality

notallmen

Fuck you, Swing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sameeeeeeee.

I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.

Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.

Or a man.

"

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

I was hoping for a reply today from someone, as it's wednesday, but they haven't logged in all dam day

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Me too

I was hoping for a reply today from someone, as it's wednesday, but they haven't logged in all dam day "

I'm free at the minute

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Sameeeeeeee.

I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.

Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.

Or a man.

In "

Score!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Again?"
are you tryna be mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sameeeeeeee.

I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.

Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.

Or a man.

"

I’m really handsome. Really really really handsome. Except next to most of the guys in my year at school.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello. "

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit "

Pics?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello.

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit

Pics?"

Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit

Pics?

Sadly not "

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hello.

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit

Pics?"

You don't look at pictures when people send them to you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Again? are you tryna be mean "

I thought you had a date on Friday?

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Think I need to get me a Fluffy Chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Again? are you tryna be mean

I thought you had a date on Friday? "

I’m so excited for that. Did I tell you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit

Pics?

You don't look at pictures when people send them to you "

True

Dang not me getting hotted up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hello.

You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit

Pics?

You don't look at pictures when people send them to you

True

Dang not me getting hotted up "

hoisted by own petard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a cold shower and watch a Party Political Broadcast or two.

Your horniness will disappear pretty quickly

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Again? are you tryna be mean

I thought you had a date on Friday? "

You were there

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I have jacked it already tonight roughly 7pm but I feel another brewing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Again? are you tryna be mean

I thought you had a date on Friday?

I’m so excited for that. Did I tell you "

Yeah earlier. You said you were excited. I’m excited you’re excited

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