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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The case

I have resin

duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This sounds quackers

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"This sounds quackers "

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"This sounds quackers

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me ."

A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Sounds like someone is sending a message. Expect severed duck head in the post

#ItWasntMe

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"The case

I have resin

duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head ."

***

It was a serial k*ller.

Took the head as a trophy.

Probably masturbating right now looking at the poor duck's head.

(Just watch/read a lot of stuff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near sighted cat attacks duck before realising it's not real. Takes head anyway because cats are cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A case of alien abDUCKtion I think ..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Foxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The case

I have resin

duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head ."

Did he have any beef with the other local ducks?

They might of thought "look at this smug bustard looking down on us from hes window sill"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or one of the Fab voldermorts has been snooping outside

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Reindeer attack

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"This sounds quackers

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .

A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry."

Sounds good there quite few around here

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sounds like someone is sending a message. Expect severed duck head in the post

#ItWasntMe "

Ill look out for it.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"This sounds quackers

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .

A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.

Sounds good there quite few around here"

Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Qny neighbours compliment you on your gardens? If so, they are yout prime suspect. Jealousy, it the worst

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

call the old bill..

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"The case

I have resin

duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head .

***

It was a serial k*ller.

Took the head as a trophy.

Probably masturbating right now looking at the poor duck's head.

(Just watch/read a lot of stuff)"

Who knows

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"This sounds quackers

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .

A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.

Sounds good there quite few around here

Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue."

OK I'll check round back as well also got foxes too .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Qny neighbours compliment you on your gardens? If so, they are yout prime suspect. Jealousy, it the worst "

Loads

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Excellent I'll investgate further and report back thanks you all

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Qny neighbours compliment you on your gardens? If so, they are yout prime suspect. Jealousy, it the worst

Loads

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I blame your neighbours. Though don't tell them I said that

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"This sounds quackers

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .

A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.

Sounds good there quite few around here

Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue.

OK I'll check round back as well also got foxes too ."

Not a Fox.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"This sounds quackers

This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .

A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.

Sounds good there quite few around here

Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue.

OK I'll check round back as well also got foxes too .

Not a Fox."

OK

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I've torn down Maggie's nests and found cigarette packets,crisp bags,bailer twine,bottle tops,Airfix type toy soldiers,Dinky/Hot wheels cars and all sorts of random stuff.If they can pick it up they will fuck off with it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I blame next door's koi carp. Jealous that your duck could fly as well as swim!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I've torn down Maggie's nests and found cigarette packets,crisp bags,bailer twine,bottle tops,Airfix type toy soldiers,Dinky/Hot wheels cars and all sorts of random stuff.If they can pick it up they will fuck off with it "

The problem with the magpie

Theory is I've lots of small items simlar size to the head that have never been touch got at least ten items

From pine cones to small ornaments all still in place .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I blame next door's koi carp. Jealous that your duck could fly as well as swim!"

Nah Doris doesnt have one .

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Butler did it

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Butler did it"

Were this an Agatha Christie

You could be right

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

How did you know the duck was on window before you came home

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home "

I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home

I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths

"

Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home

I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths

Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position. "

I'd move it few times the position it was in was so it could chat with the bird that on the inside window sill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home

I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths

Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position.

I'd move it few times the position it was in was so it could chat with the bird that on the inside window sill."

This is making me chuckle, thank you.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home

I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths

Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position.

I'd move it few times the position it was in was so it could chat with the bird that on the inside window sill.

This is making me chuckle, thank you."

Happy to to help its a true story .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Right I'm attempt sleep will report on the morrow if any further development in the case .

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Foxes. "

Fox would of eaten it more than likely a cat and took the head home as a gift to its owners

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"I've torn down Maggie's nests and found cigarette packets,crisp bags,bailer twine,bottle tops,Airfix type toy soldiers,Dinky/Hot wheels cars and all sorts of random stuff.If they can pick it up they will fuck off with it

The problem with the magpie

Theory is I've lots of small items simlar size to the head that have never been touch got at least ten items

From pine cones to small ornaments all still in place .

"

They only go for things that(for whatever reason attract or appeal to them).I have seen one nest full of what you might expect,anything silver,foil,ring pulls etc,but others full of red/orange,bailer twine,red lego brick,piece of broken brake light glass etc,other nests full of multi coloured random stuff.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll look this afternoon and see what comes of my investigation .I'm very pleased with the responds to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll look this afternoon and see what comes of my investigation .I'm very pleased with the responds to this thread"

Well has the duck been reunited with his head?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'll look this afternoon and see what comes of my investigation .I'm very pleased with the responds to this thread

Well has the duck been reunited with his head?"

Saddly not turnout I could be arsed going out in the cold I'll try again tomorrow

Sorry .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Further

Investigation will carried out soon IT sunny out .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Sadly no further clues have been found the case is still open.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Have to report case closed due to bad weather no further evidence was found

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