FabSwingers.com forum: Where ideally do you want guys to...

By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
38 weeks ago

London

Ejaculate when you meet them?

Yes it can be abit if everywhere over sessions but when you think about a first meet with someone, do you have a preference for where they should finish that first time?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Anywhere except the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
38 weeks ago

London

"Anywhere except the curtains "

Ooh I'll take your mouth then?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Anywhere except the curtains "

I’ve got blinds, problem solved

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By *ndtheswingersMan
38 weeks ago

colchester

"Anywhere except the curtains "

Curtains are easier to clean than carpet

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

6 inches inside my final frontier.

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
38 weeks ago

London

"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely

Can do!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Anywhere except the curtains "

Are they nice? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely

Oh god! Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

An ex left a scarf around mind years ago so I use that

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Anywhere except the curtains

Are they nice? Lol"

No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Anywhere except the curtains

Are they nice? Lol

No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains

lol fair one lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Anywhere except the curtains

Are they nice? Lol

No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains

Was that on the label when you bought them?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Fertilize me brucey.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Anywhere except the curtains

Are they nice? Lol

No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains

Was that on the label when you bought them?

Yes! It said no knob wiping, no knob expulsions and no fanny batter or the warranty will be voided

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By *stwo2023Couple
38 weeks ago

Worcester

In a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

A specimen jar. I am a collector

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

For the love of fuck please keep replies on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I worry about all these stiff curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Uh oh! Sex pests on the forums already?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Lovely slice of toast.

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Anywhere except the curtains "

The curtains are for wiping on.

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By *olden RatioWoman
38 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Into the specially provided wanksock.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
38 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Into any fine china tea cups nearby; proper etiquette and all that

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Into the specially provided wanksock."

You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

In the condom if they randoms.

On my face if I've sniffed their spunk a few times and did the taste test.

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By *uckerfortitsMan
38 weeks ago

Sheffield

"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely

Luv ittttttt

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By *ie n MashCouple
38 weeks ago

Back in Malice

"Anywhere except the curtains

The curtains are for wiping on. "

Normally I would fully agree with you. However, should we not be respecting a lady’s boundaries. It seems that her knickers drawer is not off limits.

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By *olden RatioWoman
38 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"Into the specially provided wanksock.

You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one. "

That's Madame Wanksock...

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
38 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

On my back or on either one of the butt cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"On my back or on either one of the butt cheeks "

Not both butt cheeks?

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By *adCherriesCouple
38 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Tits

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By *ixed MisterMan
38 weeks ago

London

"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely

Your hair is so close to your glasses though, my aims not that good.

(Unless you mean while your glasses are on the side table and not on your face

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By *uckerfortitsMan
38 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Tits"

Amen

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By *mf123Man
38 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont

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By *ixed MisterMan
38 weeks ago

London

"Into the specially provided wanksock.

You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one.

That's Madame Wanksock..."

Sounds like it should have a location after it to make it more regal.

Madame Wanksock of Staffordshire (other locations are available)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Anywhere except the curtains

Are they nice? Lol

No but they’re curtains and they’re jizz free curtains

Was that on the label when you bought them?

Yes! It said no knob wiping, no knob expulsions and no fanny batter or the warranty will be voided

Their QA department must be interesting...

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Into the specially provided wanksock.

You shouldn't call yourself that. You are more than just a wank sock! Even a special one.

That's Madame Wanksock..."

New potential username for somebody there

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
38 weeks ago

London

"Fertilize me brucey.

Hot

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By *rucey_BigBalls OP Man
38 weeks ago

London

"not in my hair.. my glasses will do nicely

Your hair is so close to your glasses though, my aims not that good.

(Unless you mean while your glasses are on the side table and not on your face

I'm sure it'll be ok.

My last fwb said not the eyes. But then she was deepthroating me with her head off the bed and she made herself cum which in turn made me cum all over her face while it was hanging off the bed.

Needless to say it leaked into her eye a little. She still fucked me afterwards. She shouldn't have been so hot is my excuse!

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
38 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"On my back or on either one of the butt cheeks

Not both butt cheeks?"

Both would be great but usually half if it ends up on the floor and what's left isn't enough spunk for full arse coverage

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By *ixed MisterMan
38 weeks ago

London

"In the condom if they randoms.

On my face if I've sniffed their spunk a few times and did the taste test."

Spunk up the nose sounds different

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"On my back or on either one of the butt cheeks

Not both butt cheeks?

Both would be great but usually half if it ends up on the floor and what's left isn't enough spunk for full arse coverage

You should get them to spread it on like a lotion. Maybe hand them a spatula...

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I just hand them the wank sock as soon as they come in. Saves me a job

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By *GermanInLondonMan
38 weeks ago

London

"A specimen jar. I am a collector

That made me laugh too hard.

As a cringe worthy teenage idea I watched once my own specimen in a microscope.

Too long ago though to remember if the brave little swimmers wriggled nicely

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