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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

It's a pretend/what if game, so forget about:

*Sexuality

*Distance

*Age

***

No 0% chance.

It could happen, if you're the last 2 survivors of a nuclear war.

In a Titanic scenario, but you 2 end up on a small island.

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1-10% Last survivors

10-20% Maybe

(Friend zone is more likely)

20-30% Possible (Meh)

30-40% Doable

40-50% Why not?

50-60% Probably

60-70% Yes

70-80% Mmmm

80-90% Hell yeah

100% I want you so bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero. But can you fight these zombies with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

95% woodzyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"95% woodzyyy "

100% smash

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Zero. But can you fight these zombies with me? "

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You didn't read the rules. Did you?

No 0% in this game.

You distract the zombies, then I run.

We swap next time.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

190% she loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll die alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zero. But can you fight these zombies with me?

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You didn't read the rules. Did you?

No 0% in this game.

You distract the zombies, then I run.

We swap next time.

"

You just thrown me under a bus, you’re trying to get me eaten!

I will survive I will find you and I will steal your shoes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll die alone"

100% all over this lady

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'll die alone"

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1-10% Last survivors

10-20% Maybe

(Friend zone is more likely)

20-30% Possible (Meh)

30-40% Doable

40-50% Why not?

50-60% Probably

60-70% Yes

70-80% Mmmm

80-90% Hell yeah

100% I want you so bad.

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30-70% most days depending on how NICE you are.

1-60% some days. The men coming out with stories don't help.

70.5% occasionally.

Could go higher, but not into S&M.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ll bum you. 60%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs - 50%

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Mrs - 50%"

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I supposed to read your rules when you keep changing your rules op???

I’ll take my jams with 100% the guy above, it’s the end of the world after all

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I’ll bum you. 60%"

***

Mrs or Mr?

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Mrs - 50%

100%"

***

Get a room

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ll bum you. 60%

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Mrs or Mr?

"

Mr. It’s only little so won’t hurt too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bum you. 60%

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Mrs or Mr?

Mr. It’s only little so won’t hurt too much."

80% bend over baby

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"How am I supposed to read your rules when you keep changing your rules op???

I’ll take my jams with 100% the guy above, it’s the end of the world after all "

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The only unbreakable rule is no 0%.

Can go from 1-100.

No 190% either by the way.

I'm here, but not really here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How am I supposed to read your rules when you keep changing your rules op???

I’ll take my jams with 100% the guy above, it’s the end of the world after all

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The only unbreakable rule is no 0%.

Can go from 1-100.

No 190% either by the way.

I'm here, but not really here.

"

Brilliant, so I’ll wait for someone to come underneath me rather than price up the person above, because I like to go on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ll bum you. 60%

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Mrs or Mr?

Mr. It’s only little so won’t hurt too much.

80% bend over baby"

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ll bum you. 60%

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Mrs or Mr?

Mr. It’s only little so won’t hurt too much.

80% bend over baby"

100% if she uses a strapon. It's the end of the world as we know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I’ll bum you. 60%

***

Mrs or Mr?

Mr. It’s only little so won’t hurt too much."

***

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

"

You’d think *sighs. ….

It hurts more than you think.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

50%

75% if he gives me some of that squirty cream

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"….

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

You’d think *sighs. ….

It hurts more than you think.

"

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I can get hurt, but not often.

My feelings are more sensitive, than my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

You’d think *sighs. ….

It hurts more than you think.

***

I can get hurt, but not often.

My feelings are more sensitive, than my body."

Ditto. Because I’m dead ard….

That’s why I’d survive a zombie outbreak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the fun stopped quick here.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London


"….

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

You’d think *sighs. ….

It hurts more than you think.

***

I can get hurt, but not often.

My feelings are more sensitive, than my body.

Ditto. Because I’m dead ard….

That’s why I’d survive a zombie outbreak. "

Mmmm

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd do her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50%

75% if he gives me some of that squirty cream "

Do you think these cans are cheap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"….

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

You’d think *sighs. ….

It hurts more than you think.

***

I can get hurt, but not often.

My feelings are more sensitive, than my body.

Ditto. Because I’m dead ard….

That’s why I’d survive a zombie outbreak.

Mmmm"

I'd do you to but I was replying to ole misery guts

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"50%

75% if he gives me some of that squirty cream

Do you think these cans are cheap? "

We have 3 in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hidden profile so 0%

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"50%

75% if he gives me some of that squirty cream

Do you think these cans are cheap? "

I'm worth it.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"….

Not getting hurt easily anyway.

You’d think *sighs. ….

It hurts more than you think.

***

I can get hurt, but not often.

My feelings are more sensitive, than my body.

Ditto. Because I’m dead ard….

That’s why I’d survive a zombie outbreak. "

***

I would scare them away with my face, voice and my jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50%

75% if he gives me some of that squirty cream

Do you think these cans are cheap?

We have 3 in the fridge "

3’s a good number

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Well the fun stopped quick here. "

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Lived longer than I expected.

What were you expecting?

I'm not NICE enough.

Though?

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

25%

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By *an1982888Man
over a year ago

Middleton leeds

100% id do both and clean up after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20% but a good night out could be had by all. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% but a good night out could be had by all. X"

10-14% more likely to be friend zoned.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

100%she loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% but a good night out could be had by all. X

10-14% more likely to be friend zoned. "

1%!

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"20% but a good night out could be had by all. X

10-14% more likely to be friend zoned.

1%!"

Whoa.....

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Still 25%

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Still 25% "

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That's still more than the average women/couples would give me here, so that's good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0%

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"0%"

18%

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"0%"

We fancy our chances, 80%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

75%

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"0%

We fancy our chances, 80% "

43.5% if they haven’t been to specsavers

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0%

We fancy our chances, 80%

43.5% if they haven’t been to specsavers "

50. Because I definitely would!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"75%"

We’d need to be last survivors for her to want me lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"0%

We fancy our chances, 80%

43.5% if they haven’t been to specsavers

50. Because I definitely would! "

% would I like to ? %90

% chance of it happening? 10%

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"0%

We fancy our chances, 80%

43.5% if they haven’t been to specsavers

50. Because I definitely would!

% would I like to ? %90

% chance of it happening? 10%

"

If I bring custard, 97%.

Without custard, 96%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80%

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By *imherjgCouple
over a year ago

andover

80%

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"80%"

Yeah. S'pose I could.

Would you buy me a bag of chips and respect me in the morning though?

xx

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"80%

Yeah. S'pose I could.

Would you buy me a bag of chips and respect me in the morning though?

xx"

I'd better head off and search for drinking water...

1% (but apologetically, and wishing you a happy end of days on our tropical island)

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

15%

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By *ocialWatchingMan
over a year ago

Alnwick / Newcastle

80%

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Ø%.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Ø%."

90% would like to

10% chance of it happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread em

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Spread em "

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater


"Spread em

"

Id say very slim but I’ll keep my fingers crossed….

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Spread em

Id say very slim but I’ll keep my fingers crossed…."

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

90%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geography and age maybe suggests low

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

100% want it

5% it actually happening

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

0% but I’m sure he’s a fantastic bloke

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

He's ^ also a fåntåstic bloke. †

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"He's ^ also a fåntåstic bloke. †"

Never say never but I'd rather buy him a good single malt whisky and chat about well made shoes

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

84% ^

99.99 ^^

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"He's ^ also a fåntåstic bloke. †

Never say never but I'd rather buy him a good single malt whisky and chat about well made shoes "

He hates whisky

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"84% ^

99.99 ^^"

30-40%

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

16% to 23%

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"0%"

I actually missed this comment.

I'd never even try, but now I know it would be a good choice not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Still 0% though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zerrrrrro

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Zerrrrrro"

The ditto of Zerrrrrrrrrrro

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

0

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"0"

60/70%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30%

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"30%"

81% if I could message her x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"30%"
I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot "

Thanks mate.

Not my type though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot "

40-50%

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

Thanks mate.

Not my type though "
I wasn't talking about you hence why I quoted the lady

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"30%

81% if I could message her x"

*

Why would you?

You think if I'm 0, then you might hit the 20?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

Thanks mate.

Not my type though I wasn't talking about you hence why I quoted the lady "

Good point..well presented .

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

40-50%"

**

I take it back Nick.

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By *lowryderMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"30%"

100%

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

40-50%

**

I take it back Nick.

"

Lol - that was for Caveman.

He's in .

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

40-50%

**

I take it back Nick.

Lol - that was for Caveman.

He's in ."
but unfortunately on the wrong side of the Irish Sea

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

40-50%

**

I take it back Nick.

Lol - that was for Caveman.

He's in .but unfortunately on the wrong side of the Irish Sea "

Oi Bootle.Booty!

How far can you swim?

Caveman's up for it .

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

40-50%

**

I take it back Nick.

Lol - that was for Caveman.

He's in ."

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81% if I could message her

^ This???

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"30% I probably have 0% Chance of being with someone so hot

40-50%

**

I take it back Nick.

Lol - that was for Caveman.

He's in .

***

81% if I could message her

^ This???

"

Lol.

I think I'm back down to my original 18% currently Roland .

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

10-20%

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

0

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

0

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"0"

Was 97% with custard, 96% without.

Now 0.00000001%.

But - fuck it - the joke was worth it xxx

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

59%

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"0

Was 97% with custard, 96% without.

Now 0.00000001%.

But - fuck it - the joke was worth it xxx "

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"0

Was 97% with custard, 96% without.

Now 0.00000001%.

But - fuck it - the joke was worth it xxx

"

Now 1.00000001%

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

100%

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"100% "

15-22%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100%

15-22%"

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Bum in the anus with a woody puppet

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since."

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole"

Maybe if a monsoon wank buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole"

Serves me right buying the ones that make you look taller, it would be less noticeable if I'd stuck to a normal pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole

Serves me right buying the ones that make you look taller, it would be less noticeable if I'd stuck to a normal pair."

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole

Serves me right buying the ones that make you look taller, it would be less noticeable if I'd stuck to a normal pair.

0 "

That's what happens when you ignore my friend request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole

Serves me right buying the ones that make you look taller, it would be less noticeable if I'd stuck to a normal pair.

0

That's what happens when you ignore my friend request "

100% everyone wants him of course I’m jumping on the bandwagon too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hidden profile so hard to say. But a female so highly likely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hidden profile so hard to say. But a female so highly likely lol "

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love too but she looks premiere league.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50/50

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

89%

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"50/50"

80-90

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By *heahireladMan
over a year ago

crewe

Bootle.booty 100%

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

If only I could message bootle booty, I’d love to try shock her as per her profile

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By *aughtytwosome1000Couple
over a year ago

telford

10%

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70% but there’s nobody in this thread I couldn’t get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0%

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Probably but more likely last survivor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50/50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50/50"

90%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0%"

OP I thought there was no 0%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50/50

90% "

80%

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"50/50"

I’ll take 50/50 all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last survivors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last survivors "

cant see profile but your on my hotlist... 90%

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London


"Last survivors

cant see profile but your on my hotlist... 90%"

50/50 because I need to see your face to decide

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Got to be at the 90% mark... I mean who could resist??

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Excellent game Roland. You're an odd-shaped biscuit, but there's something inspired in you.

Can't help but like you mate.

I may even kill the thread for you - give you another day off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10-20%.

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"10-20%. "

99

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"10-20%.

99"

0, but I am inspired by him in some way.

"SmashYourWife'sLiverCurtains" is now on the shortlist for my next username .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1-10 … there’s always a chance if the world was going to end

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

0

But nice person of forum

Pint of coffee

Bacon sandwich though

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

It's irrelevant if the person above is the same sex

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

0 because he's a man.

Mrs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

20 % down to distance

80% would very much like to

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

80-90% please.

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By *avier888Man
over a year ago

Exeter

[Removed by poster at 07/01/24 07:42:01]

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By *avier888Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"80-90% please.

Athletic

70-80%"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% teabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0. I’m a coffee lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0. I’m a coffee lover. "

that was good!!

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England


"0. I’m a coffee lover.

that was good!!"

1-10%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2%

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"2% "

70-80%.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"2%

70-80%."

On the Orinoco, 76.34%

On the Thames, 0.001%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100%

15-22%

0% not after last time, I've had a constant limp since.

I'll confess now, I stole your right shoe insole

Serves me right buying the ones that make you look taller, it would be less noticeable if I'd stuck to a normal pair.

0

That's what happens when you ignore my friend request

100% everyone wants him of course I’m jumping on the bandwagon too "

Well thank you, but I can 1000% gaurentee that that's not the case.

But I'm going to tell myself it is going forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80%

I’m irresistible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"80%

I’m irresistible"

Your percentage went up 80% coz you got a decent bit of craic like.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

30-40%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/20 it’s usual.

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)


"30-40% "

80%

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Bum in the anus with a foam finger

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

8% to 9.5%

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Bum in the anus with a foam finger"

Does it get the "Arooga" sound too?

Please tell me it does?

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By *akequeen90Couple
over a year ago

Sydney

50 to 60%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bum in the anus with a foam finger

Does it get the "Arooga" sound too?

Please tell me it does?"

I’d fall for him yeah. 75%

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