FabSwingers.com forum: What is the messiest ever night in your eyes

By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

Coz I just had a wild one

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By *andadbodMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

My 40th, won’t give the details but let’s just say it went off on a biblical scale

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Ah there was that one time I had too many apple sours.

The vomit that came out my mouth was like something off the exorcist.

That was pretty messy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

Never ever seen a wet patch like the one I just saw jeeeeezzzzz

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By *eordieJeansCouple
46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Never ever seen a wet patch like the one I just saw jeeeeezzzzz "

Pissed the bed after one too many Stella? Been there.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
46 weeks ago

Flagrante

Cooking cakes with the grandchildren

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over

Strip poker. Blooming clothes everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

My 21st I was an absolute wreck.

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By *naswingdressWoman
46 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Never ever seen a wet patch like the one I just saw jeeeeezzzzz

Pissed the bed after one too many Stella? Been there."

Toddler sleepover and they weren't as potty trained as advertised?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Morecambe, circa 1993. We were d….k driving a mini on the beach.

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That Weekend was mental.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Never ever seen a wet patch like the one I just saw jeeeeezzzzz

Pissed the bed after one too many Stella? Been there.

Toddler sleepover and they weren't as potty trained as advertised?"

I’m not surprised if they were on the Stella

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Went for a coastal walk osminton to weymouth it bucketed down it was muddy slipped covered in mud halfway through walk so no choice but to continue met the woman i had gone to meet we had a laugh so well worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Had drinks and some drugs

then shared a university student with the wife. Got messy and loads of fun lol.

I think he enjoyed it lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
46 weeks ago

Well if Stella takes over calsberg an that is the best of the wet patches it seems

Personally

17+s&@@@@tz b4 I lots count I’d say the carpet right man will be there in a few days

But hey that’s my guess jeeeez

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By *lways BeardedMan
46 weeks ago

Wetherby

Went fo a fab meet with someone who had just got back from a night out with her room mate. Room mate had a fella back fucking.

We were just getting in to it when we hear her scream. She come running in to the room naked saying omg omg help me. Then he walks out the room in to the bathroom going "you dirty b*tch" they leave the bedroom and i get told to stay... takes ages for her to come back..

Turns out theyd had a fare few to drink and a kebab. Roim mates gut was rumbling and he was a sneaky fucker and stuck it in her arse no questions, she had sh*t on him and the sheets.

Thats a messy night

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Went fo a fab meet with someone who had just got back from a night out with her room mate. Room mate had a fella back fucking.

Turns out theyd had a fare few to drink and a kebab. Roim mates gut was rumbling and he was a sneaky fucker and stuck it in her arse no questions, she had sh*t on him and the sheets.

Thats a messy night"

Lol

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