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The revenge of the olive

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over

A thread for all olive lovers, please al gather en masse to declare your love for the little darlings. We are surrounded by heathens who plot and infiltrate every thread possible to declare war on us. Show some love please. Lets defeat them, take them on on their game and show them that love conquers all.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

By a spooky coincidence I’m just polishing off the last of the pimento stuffed olives & Manchego….

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
46 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I love them. Had some the other day and have some for new years eve. Don't know all the different names but like them all.

Didn't like them when I was a child its an adult thing same as garlic

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"By a spooky coincidence I’m just polishing off the last of the pimento stuffed olives & Manchego…."

Great choice, had similar this afternoon

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By *ou only live onceMan
46 weeks ago

London

Nocellara Brigade reporting for duty!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Olives for the win.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I love them. Had some the other day and have some for new years eve. Don't know all the different names but like them all.

Didn't like them when I was a child its an adult thing same as garlic"

I knew you will be on our side. God bless

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

(vomit) (sick) (nope)

Surely one of the above will work

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


" (vomit) (sick) (nope)

Surely one of the above will work

"

Yeaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder "

You or the OP ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over

You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution "

You sulk if I don't post on your threads

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

Bloody love olives

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I love olives! Big Kalamata olives are the best. I have a large bottle of black olives in my larder at all times. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Bloody love olives "

Stop it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I love olives! Big Kalamata olives are the best. I have a large bottle of black olives in my larder at all times. Yum.

"

(*of course they're black olives )

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

You or the OP ?"

Absolutely me I'm afraid

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By *affron40Woman
46 weeks ago

manchester

I had an amazing pizza last night with olives and fresh mozzarella

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I had an amazing pizza last night with olives and fresh mozzarella "

Ooooh, olives and anchovies. Second best pizza topping after bacon and banana.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

You or the OP ?

Absolutely me I'm afraid "

Thats fine, the OP needs all the friends he can get

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Definitely a super food, a must have a very tasty

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution

You sulk if I don't post on your threads "

Never mind that. I will fight for my olives to the bitter end

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution

You sulk if I don't post on your threads

Never mind that. I will fight for my olives to the bitter end "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Olives rule! Especially the massive stuffed ones. They can be black or green, but give me the olives!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

You or the OP ?

Absolutely me I'm afraid

Thats fine, the OP needs all the friends he can get "

Pah!!

You probably eat pizzas with sweetcorn and... pineapple chunks!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex


"Bloody love olives

Stop it "

Obviously I won’t eat them on the night you decide to actually snog me

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over

Even though the omens look good, we must remain vigilant as they could strike back anytime.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

the great god himself zeus was an oliver lover i made that up,, i like them

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

46 weeks ago

East Sussex

Tomatoes and olives is my favourite food combination.

Our olive tree yielded a bumper crop of two this year

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I love olives, salty little suckers

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By *ou only live onceMan
46 weeks ago

London


"I had an amazing pizza last night with olives and fresh mozzarella

Ooooh, olives and anchovies. Second best pizza topping after bacon and banana. "

I'll ignore the bacon and banana comment (though, I've had a bacon and grilled peach waffle and it was amazing, so maybe I need to open my mind!), but olive and anchovies are a match made in heaven!

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By *ad NannaWoman
46 weeks ago

East London

I really want to like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I love olives.

Manzanilla

Gordal

Cacereña

Hojiblanca

Nocerella

Kalamata

Gaeta

Cerignola are all my favourites.

Those jumbo tasteless normal black olives (they may be called jumbo black Moroccan) are not for me. I also dislike stuffed olives whether cheese, peppers, garlic or whatever else is chosen to be stuffed in them, and olive tepenade.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
46 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Sorry but they are just wrong

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over

Our strong love for them is prevailing at the moment and long it may continue. Olive lovers, my friends, I thank you for your devotion.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Tomatoes and olives is my favourite food combination.

Our olive tree yielded a bumper crop of two this year "

Our bond is getting stronger and stronger. Add a little bit of cheese to that and I will not be held responsible for any indecent proposals.

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I love olives and they are so good for you

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I love olives and they are so good for you "

Let the disciples gather. Good always prevail.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I."

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it ."

Italian olives are the best mind

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind "

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )"

Oops...wrong emoji.

I clearly need a few more olives .

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By *ustamanMan
46 weeks ago

weymouth

Cats testicles (vomit)

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it ."

That's a lovely palindrome, ty. I love palindromes but my focus is on the love for olives of course.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cats testicles (vomit)"

I'd pay good money to see cats' testicles vomiting.

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )"

in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .

That's a lovely palindrome, ty. I love palindromes but my focus is on the love for olives of course. "

Aaahhhhhh....olives

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .

That's a lovely palindrome, ty. I love palindromes but my focus is on the love for olives of course.

Aaahhhhhh....olives "

ahhh bisto

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom "

What did they give you with your crisps, beer, or wine Fred?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom "

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask "

yes but they charge you for them in uk

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask "

Startled? For olives?

Strange people.

To be like that.

With olives.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it .Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred .

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum )in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask yes but they charge you for them in uk "

There is that. You can always take a little sachet of crespo with you. The chilli ones are nice or the med herbs. Not tge best olives, of course but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

The subject made me chuckle. My favourite olives are Halkidiki ones.

T

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"The subject made me chuckle. My favourite olives are Halkidiki ones.

T"

Great choice. Welcome to the elite group of olive lovers. We are indestructible.

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By *affron40Woman
46 weeks ago

manchester

My stepdaughter just brought me round some olive sourdough

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"The subject made me chuckle. My favourite olives are Halkidiki ones.

T

Great choice. Welcome to the elite group of olive lovers. We are indestructible. "

Tough like an olive pit!

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By *am101aMan
46 weeks ago

swad

Love em. I made some olive bread the other day, was very nice!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Love em. I made some olive bread the other day, was very nice!"

Excellent. Such versatile little delightful bites of goodness

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By *icolerobbieCouple
46 weeks ago

walsall

Olives are delicious. As is olive oil.

People who don’t enjoy olives are usually the sort that describe KFC as yummy.

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By *ou only live onceMan
46 weeks ago

London


"Olives are delicious. As is olive oil.

People who don’t enjoy olives are usually the sort that describe KFC as yummy."

I love olives, and KFC. Such an enigma!

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Theirs a pic in hotpics at the minute or was earlier containing olives

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By *J5551959Man
46 weeks ago

Alford

Are we allowed to include Tapenade? That way you really do spread the love

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
46 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I've st*len a couple of tomorrow nights olives

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I've actually planted some from my olive trees in the garden. In Spring next year I will either have a fledgling olive grove, or some olive based compost.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I've st*len a couple of tomorrow nights olives"

Shhhhhhh, we won't tell

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
46 weeks ago

North West

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
46 weeks ago

North West

Kalamata olives!!

They're my favourite.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Kalamata olives!!

They're my favourite. "

They are among the best

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Popeye will be furious

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Popeye will be furious"

Is he not fond of olives?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Sorry but they are just wrong"

You are soooo right

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right "

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far "

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche "

I am waiting for the recipe from Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Love green, no, adore green. Never used to like them. Someone said I would eventually and they were right.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
46 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

I am waiting for the recipe from Woody "

Hang on, I'm not saying I will eat any quiche. You may be surprised but I am a little fussy with some ingredients

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Love green, no, adore green. Never used to like them. Someone said I would eventually and they were right. "

Welcome to the club my friend. Membership pack in the post. Free sample of some large green ones for you included

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

I am waiting for the recipe from Woody

Hang on, I'm not saying I will eat any quiche. You may be surprised but I am a little fussy with some ingredients "

Don't worry, will make it very very bland for you.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
46 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Mine are small and lemon and herb flavour

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Mine are small and lemon and herb flavour"

A wise woman like you will know that hyperboles are often just that

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Found out yesterday you can get olives as a snack on the Co-op meal deal.

I lost most of them to the children who would happily live on them.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"Found out yesterday you can get olives as a snack on the Co-op meal deal.

I lost most of them to the children who would happily live on them."

You brought them up well

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