FabSwingers.com forum: The revenge of the olive

By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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A thread for all olive lovers, please al gather en masse to declare your love for the little darlings. We are surrounded by heathens who plot and infiltrate every thread possible to declare war on us. Show some love please. Lets defeat them, take them on on their game and show them that love conquers all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By a spooky coincidence I’m just polishing off the last of the pimento stuffed olives & Manchego….

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love them. Had some the other day and have some for new years eve. Don't know all the different names but like them all.

Didn't like them when I was a child its an adult thing same as garlic

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"By a spooky coincidence I’m just polishing off the last of the pimento stuffed olives & Manchego…."

Great choice, had similar this afternoon

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Nocellara Brigade reporting for duty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives for the win.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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"I love them. Had some the other day and have some for new years eve. Don't know all the different names but like them all.

Didn't like them when I was a child its an adult thing same as garlic"

I knew you will be on our side. God bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(vomit) (sick) (nope)

Surely one of the above will work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(vomit) (sick) (nope)

Surely one of the above will work

Yeaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder "

You or the OP ?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution "

You sulk if I don't post on your threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody love olives

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I love olives! Big Kalamata olives are the best. I have a large bottle of black olives in my larder at all times. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody love olives "

Stop it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I love olives! Big Kalamata olives are the best. I have a large bottle of black olives in my larder at all times. Yum.

(*of course they're black olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

You or the OP ?"

Absolutely me I'm afraid

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I had an amazing pizza last night with olives and fresh mozzarella

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I had an amazing pizza last night with olives and fresh mozzarella

Ooooh, olives and anchovies. Second best pizza topping after bacon and banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

You or the OP ?

Absolutely me I'm afraid

Thats fine, the OP needs all the friends he can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a super food, a must have a very tasty

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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"You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution

You sulk if I don't post on your threads

Never mind that. I will fight for my olives to the bitter end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You see comrades, they even infiltrate our own thread. Keep the defences up, vive la revolution

You sulk if I don't post on your threads

Never mind that. I will fight for my olives to the bitter end

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives rule! Especially the massive stuffed ones. They can be black or green, but give me the olives!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive obsessive compulsive disorder

You or the OP ?

Absolutely me I'm afraid

Thats fine, the OP needs all the friends he can get

Pah!!

You probably eat pizzas with sweetcorn and... pineapple chunks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody love olives

Stop it "

Obviously I won’t eat them on the night you decide to actually snog me

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Even though the omens look good, we must remain vigilant as they could strike back anytime.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

the great god himself zeus was an oliver lover i made that up,, i like them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Tomatoes and olives is my favourite food combination.

Our olive tree yielded a bumper crop of two this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love olives, salty little suckers

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I had an amazing pizza last night with olives and fresh mozzarella

Ooooh, olives and anchovies. Second best pizza topping after bacon and banana.

I'll ignore the bacon and banana comment (though, I've had a bacon and grilled peach waffle and it was amazing, so maybe I need to open my mind!), but olive and anchovies are a match made in heaven!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I really want to like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love olives.

Manzanilla

Gordal

Cacereña

Hojiblanca

Nocerella

Kalamata

Gaeta

Cerignola are all my favourites.

Those jumbo tasteless normal black olives (they may be called jumbo black Moroccan) are not for me. I also dislike stuffed olives whether cheese, peppers, garlic or whatever else is chosen to be stuffed in them, and olive tepenade.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Sorry but they are just wrong

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Our strong love for them is prevailing at the moment and long it may continue. Olive lovers, my friends, I thank you for your devotion.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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"Tomatoes and olives is my favourite food combination.

Our olive tree yielded a bumper crop of two this year

Our bond is getting stronger and stronger. Add a little bit of cheese to that and I will not be held responsible for any indecent proposals.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I love olives and they are so good for you

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I love olives and they are so good for you

Let the disciples gather. Good always prevail.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I."

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

."
Italian olives are the best mind

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

Oops...wrong emoji.

I clearly need a few more olives

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Cats testicles (vomit)

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

That's a lovely palindrome, ty. I love palindromes but my focus is on the love for olives of course.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Cats testicles (vomit)"

I'd pay good money to see cats' testicles vomiting.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)"
in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

That's a lovely palindrome, ty. I love palindromes but my focus is on the love for olives of course.

Aaahhhhhh....olives

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

That's a lovely palindrome, ty. I love palindromes but my focus is on the love for olives of course.

Aaahhhhhh....olives

"
ahhh bisto

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

What did they give you with your crisps, beer, or wine Fred?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask

"
yes but they charge you for them in uk

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask

Startled? For olives?

Strange people.

To be like that.

With olives.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I loves is an anagram of olives.

I loves olives.

Olives I loves.

Olives loves I.

I olives loves.

Loves I olives.

Loves olives I.

And:

Sevilo olives

Is an olive palindrome.

It means nothing, but do I care?

Do I fuck.

It just gets olives out there even more.

That's olives, in case anyone missed it

.Italian olives are the best mind

Our common enemy is the anti-olives among us.

Not the nation the olives had no choice but to be born into Fred

(But Italian are deffo yum-yum

)in the bars i used to frequent in italy they gave you olives and crisps with your beer or wine they appreciate your custom

I always have olives with a drink. Most bars do it, even here now though one or two get startled when I ask

yes but they charge you for them in uk

There is that. You can always take a little sachet of crespo with you. The chilli ones are nice or the med herbs. Not tge best olives, of course but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The subject made me chuckle. My favourite olives are Halkidiki ones.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"The subject made me chuckle. My favourite olives are Halkidiki ones.

Great choice. Welcome to the elite group of olive lovers. We are indestructible.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My stepdaughter just brought me round some olive sourdough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The subject made me chuckle. My favourite olives are Halkidiki ones.

Great choice. Welcome to the elite group of olive lovers. We are indestructible.

Tough like an olive pit!

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

Love em. I made some olive bread the other day, was very nice!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Love em. I made some olive bread the other day, was very nice!"

Excellent. Such versatile little delightful bites of goodness

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Olives are delicious. As is olive oil.

People who don’t enjoy olives are usually the sort that describe KFC as yummy.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Olives are delicious. As is olive oil.

People who don’t enjoy olives are usually the sort that describe KFC as yummy."

I love olives, and KFC. Such an enigma!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Theirs a pic in hotpics at the minute or was earlier containing olives

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By *J5551959Man
over a year ago

Alford

Are we allowed to include Tapenade? That way you really do spread the love

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've st*len a couple of tomorrow nights olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually planted some from my olive trees in the garden. In Spring next year I will either have a fledgling olive grove, or some olive based compost.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"I've st*len a couple of tomorrow nights olives"

Shhhhhhh, we won't tell

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Kalamata olives!!

They're my favourite.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Kalamata olives!!

They're my favourite. "

They are among the best

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Popeye will be furious

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Popeye will be furious"

Is he not fond of olives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but they are just wrong"

You are soooo right

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

I am waiting for the recipe from Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love green, no, adore green. Never used to like them. Someone said I would eventually and they were right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

I am waiting for the recipe from Woody

Hang on, I'm not saying I will eat any quiche. You may be surprised but I am a little fussy with some ingredients

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Love green, no, adore green. Never used to like them. Someone said I would eventually and they were right. "

Welcome to the club my friend. Membership pack in the post. Free sample of some large green ones for you included

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sorry but they are just wrong

You are soooo right

Please admit it your secret love for them. Futile resistance can only go so far

Nope, nada, no.....

I like quiche though. I'll let you make me a quiche

I am waiting for the recipe from Woody

Hang on, I'm not saying I will eat any quiche. You may be surprised but I am a little fussy with some ingredients

Don't worry, will make it very very bland for you.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine are small and lemon and herb flavour

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Mine are small and lemon and herb flavour"

A wise woman like you will know that hyperboles are often just that

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Found out yesterday you can get olives as a snack on the Co-op meal deal.

I lost most of them to the children who would happily live on them.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Found out yesterday you can get olives as a snack on the Co-op meal deal.

I lost most of them to the children who would happily live on them."

You brought them up well

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