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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Should I have tomato ketchup or else brown sauce in my bacon sandwich?

#CalamitousFirstWorldDilemma

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I don't think these are song lyrics...??

Yet

xxx

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

I only used to give as X girlfriends Never liked to Give

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

You need a willinv decoy lady to stand in for the receiving…whilst you continue

Quite simple really.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I don't think these are song lyrics...??

Yet

xxx"

WE are now writing a song called Pretty Penis

It’s a parody of Pretty Woman.

First line’s yours. Keep the rhythm intact (same as the penis)

Xxx

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By *rith47Man
over a year ago

Erith

It's such damn hard work finding one....

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

You’ve gotta fight for your right too party.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

You need a willinv decoy lady to stand in for the receiving…whilst you continue

Quite simple really. "

Are you that lady?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

You need a willinv decoy lady to stand in for the receiving…whilst you continue

Quite simple really.

Are you that lady?

It’s an offer I’d struggle to refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was the Morresey song

“I would suck cock tonight!….”….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sounds slightly ungrateful to me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I would suck cock tonight

But I haven’t got a bitch to share ….

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"He sounds slightly ungrateful to me

It’s not that. He just doesn’t get interested in getting off unless he knows that he’s going to get me off too.

But I don’t feel like getting off tonight, I just wanna suck cock.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

All of his songs are about that I think

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

Hi, nice to meet you. I have a penis more than up for sucking should you require assistance. God bless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think these are song lyrics...??

Yet

xxx

WE are now writing a song called Pretty Penis

It’s a parody of Pretty Woman.

First line’s yours. Keep the rhythm intact (same as the penis)

Xxx "

"Joe Wilkinson has entered the chat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have my cock sucked tonight...but she's not here...and I'm not there ...

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

I've reached my quota for the week.

#smugcocksucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck that. Sometimes I just wanna suck. Ok, most of the time. He will forget about it if you do a good enough job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna watch Netflix.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I've reached my quota for the week.

#smugcocksucker."

Sigh. Heaven know I’m miserable now

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

"I've reached my quota for the week.

#smugcocksucker.

Sigh. Heaven know I’m miserable now"

He's no though.

Grin so wide you'd think he had a coat hanger stuck in his gub.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I've reached my quota for the week.

#smugcocksucker.

Sigh. Heaven know I’m miserable now

He's no though.

Grin so wide you'd think he had a coat hanger stuck in his gub.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd prefer to just receive a suck tonight. I can't be bothered to do any of the work involved with sex

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"… he doesn’t want to just receive and I’m only in the mood for cock sucking.

#firstworldproblemsmaybe

(Such a pretty one too)

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bloody hell some guys dont know when its their lucky day

he gets an offer from a stunning sexy lady and doesnt realise its a spare birthday prezzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm knackered, just want to go to sleep (possibly something to do with two glasses of bubbly and three of red wine), no cocks on offer, not even to Julia Roberts.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm knackered, just want to go to sleep (possibly something to do with two glasses of bubbly and three of red wine), no cocks on offer, not even to Julia Roberts."

Out of interest How many cocks do you usually have on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"I've reached my quota for the week.

#smugcocksucker."

Lucky you !!!

I have not even started !!!!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I'm knackered, just want to go to sleep (possibly something to do with two glasses of bubbly and three of red wine), no cocks on offer, not even to Julia Roberts.

Out of interest How many cocks do you usually have on offer?

I have 13 - fyi

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

No, no. Some of y’all didn’t hear me.

Said cock has been procured. I do not require any additional cocks on this lovely occasion - his will do just fine.

Also he lost rock paper scissors so I’m about to be gobbling that knob as I type with one hand.

Say it with me:

Maybe!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I don't think these are song lyrics...??

Yet

xxx

WE are now writing a song called Pretty Penis

It’s a parody of Pretty Woman.

First line’s yours. Keep the rhythm intact (same as the penis)

Xxx "

Oh in that case:

Pretty Penis, dribblin' on her feet,

Pretty Penis, Skynbyrd's found his meat,

(Bonus line two there

) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He sounds slightly ungrateful to me

It’s not that. He just doesn’t get interested in getting off unless he knows that he’s going to get me off too.

But I don’t feel like getting off tonight, I just wanna suck cock. "

Yes! I totally get that. Sometimes it's just what you need or for me it's a comfort thing. Sometimes I couldnt care less about getting off, I just want to suck his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm knackered, just want to go to sleep (possibly something to do with two glasses of bubbly and three of red wine), no cocks on offer, not even to Julia Roberts.

Out of interest How many cocks do you usually have on offer?

I have 13 - fyi

Greedy wench

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"He sounds slightly ungrateful to me

It’s not that. He just doesn’t get interested in getting off unless he knows that he’s going to get me off too.

But I don’t feel like getting off tonight, I just wanna suck cock. "

You want what you want. I'd feel a bit off as I like to give and would feel a little selfish.

That being said, I wouldn't say no as I like to please. And if pleasing you meant I just had to have a bj, that's cool with me.

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By *pl83mfCouple
over a year ago

Montreal

....the kids haven't gone to bed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm knackered, just want to go to sleep (possibly something to do with two glasses of bubbly and three of red wine), no cocks on offer, not even to Julia Roberts.

Out of interest How many cocks do you usually have on offer?

I have 13 - fyi

That is quite specific (and somewhat greedy).

I only have the one, and he is asleep at the mo.

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