FabSwingers.com forum: Fizzy Drinks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember reading years ago that pouring fizzy drinks in to an open pussy was potentially fatal as it can cause air bubbles in the blood. Is this true ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How would it get into the blood stream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be if womans having a baby .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously...?

If you pour fizzy drinks in your mouth, will that be fatal too...? Because it's kinda the same concept you know.

Common sense is a precious commodity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It may have involved blowing it in afterwards.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says that he can kill a woman by blowing in her pee hole. This is probably where it comes from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone be doing this in the first place? No clean cups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically correct

Practically impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says that he can kill a woman by blowing in her pee hole. This is probably where it comes from."

Why don't I have a ninja friend!? Feeling distinctly left out!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says that he can kill a woman by blowing in her pee hole. This is probably where it comes from.

Why don't I have a ninja friend!? Feeling distinctly left out!

I've just spoke to my friend Mark (who is a ninja) and he said he would be happy to be your friend If he was compensated for his time. (financially)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try popping a minto up there first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard Lesbian Ninjas use "Fannyta Lemons" to carry out this assasination technique

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here."

You might be one of those ghosts that doesn't know they are ghosts like Bruce Willis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here."
sure it wasn't Dr foofer ???

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.

You might be one of those ghosts that doesn't know they are ghosts like Bruce Willis."

Can you read dead people?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.

You might be one of those ghosts that doesn't know they are ghosts like Bruce Willis.

Can you read dead people?"

I was going to flirt with you and say 'no but I would like to have sex with one

' until I read it back

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.

You might be one of those ghosts that doesn't know they are ghosts like Bruce Willis.

Can you read dead people?

I was going to flirt with you and say 'no but I would like to have sex with one

' until I read it back

Awww, you'd be my favourite necrophiliac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously...?

If you pour fizzy drinks in your mouth, will that be fatal too...? Because it's kinda the same concept you know.

Common sense is a precious commodity.

Not really cus u shouldn't blow up a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a tangent... Apparently if you put a shot of vodka up someone's foof it gets them mortal really quickly as it gets absorbed into the bloodstream faster. x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bit of a tangent... Apparently if you put a shot of vodka up someone's foof it gets them mortal really quickly as it gets absorbed into the bloodstream faster. x"

The same goes for semen and making babies.

Fajiners are mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know oral sex but not drink can be risk to un born baby. Oral sex is safe during pregnancy. If you receive oral sex, though, make sure your partner doesn't blow air into your vagina. Rarely, a burst of air might block a blood vessel (air embolism) — which could be a life-threatening condition for you and the baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a soda stream if the muff could be fatal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF!? I heard if you trying putting a car into a womens pussy she can die too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try popping a minto up there first.

If someone wants to try this in the chat rooms can you give us some advance notice please. I won't want to miss it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

youll have to do a handstand first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Many of fabs single males!!

Allegedly!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Its a handy place to store things though.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Many of fabs single males!!

Allegedly!!

"
Whats good for the goose, eh Obi?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Its a handy place to store things though."
Fucking hell, a mobile larder?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

why is anyone blowing up foofs, and drinking champagne from them ive not lived

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Not really cus u shouldn't blow up a fanny "

Hence you should never confuse a tampon with a stick of dynamite.

And definitely no lighting the string....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Its a handy place to store things though.Fucking hell, a mobile larder?

I do often wonder where the Geordie lasses store their money on their nights out round York because they wear very, very little.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Its a handy place to store things though.Fucking hell, a mobile larder?

I do often wonder where the Geordie lasses store their money on their nights out round York because they wear very, very little.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Its a handy place to store things though.Fucking hell, a mobile larder?

I do often wonder where the Geordie lasses store their money on their nights out round York because they wear very, very little.

"
Well thats a new take on the small change pocket!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Hamsters....gotta draw the line somewhere

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff???

Hamsters....gotta draw the line somewhere"
i thought i had seen a few on the most fab pics section...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here."

Drinking champers out of a foof is soooooooooo horny and as I don't really like champagne, I can only assume that it is the mix with juices that makes it taste so good.

Beats a Bucks Fizz any day

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Never tried the champagne thingy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.

Drinking champers out of a foof is soooooooooo horny and as I don't really like champagne, I can only assume that it is the mix with juices that makes it taste so good.

Beats a Bucks Fizz any day

Ditto!

And even though it does tend to warm up a little - still tastes mighty fine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick some Mentos up as well now that would be funny as fuck!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never tried the champagne thingy...

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Sounds like a waste of a really nice drink to me...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try it with Diet Coke and put a Minto in first.

Makes a really good Volcano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody has just been telling me about the champagne fountain, by the sound of it, you don't need mentos

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

i read when i was pregnant not to let anyone blow into my pussy during oral sex as it is potentialy life threatening, Z

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Also, if the drinks are iced, they can cause pussy frost bite or cock drops.

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