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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it " Have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. I make excellent tea. Plus it helps clear my mouth out after the blowjob. | |||
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"I'd tell you everything I know about... T" ….My future??? | |||
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"Sleep, I'm knackered. Do I have to be quiet?" Yes, shut up! | |||
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"30 minutes? That’s barely long enough for a first pint. I’d be telling you to stay for another round." Exactly…. And the answer is yes | |||
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"Sleep, I'm knackered. Do I have to be quiet? Yes, shut up!" Shouts- “ I can’t hear you, I’m in the other room!” | |||
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"Sink 2 pints and trade stories and opinions on the wenches in here! " 2 pints??? 30 minutes not two hours | |||
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"Buy me a double gin and then we see " I’ve got a feeling down south they’re more expensive | |||
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"Just 30 mins? If it's really good, can we have longer? " 30 minutes, is always really good | |||
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"Get naked and run round and round the table till we were knachered, collapse on the chair, burst out lauqhing and pour ourselves a brandy and wish one another happy new year " Naked naked?? do you know how cold is it? | |||
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"Do you have an apple pie to go with the squirty cream?." Eye, I sure would for the wee lass!! | |||
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"Get naked and run round and round the table till we were knachered, collapse on the chair, burst out lauqhing and pour ourselves a brandy and wish one another happy new year Naked naked?? do you know how cold is it? " Ok, you can keep your thermals on | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it " a microwave meal leave it to sit for 24 minutes | |||
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"Buy me a double gin and then we see I’ve got a feeling down south they’re more expensive " Could be worth the effort | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it a microwave meal leave it to sit for 24 minutes " | |||
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"Well, no more than two minutes showing you the places in your kitchen that are better options for storing squirty cream than the front of jeans. Then twenty three minutes with some low-risk counselling about the whole squirty cream/jeans axis. We wouldn't go too deep in that time. No childhood stuff. Just a few coping strategies, more CBT than depth analysis, as it were. Then I'd need the last five minutes to declutter from the counselling session, otherwise I run the risk of some squirty cream/jeans transference taking hold in my psyche. If there were a few seconds left over, I'd say "Woody - get thee to a swingers club in '24"." I feel you might be trying to tell me something | |||
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"Well, no more than two minutes showing you the places in your kitchen that are better options for storing squirty cream than the front of jeans. Then twenty three minutes with some low-risk counselling about the whole squirty cream/jeans axis. We wouldn't go too deep in that time. No childhood stuff. Just a few coping strategies, more CBT than depth analysis, as it were. Then I'd need the last five minutes to declutter from the counselling session, otherwise I run the risk of some squirty cream/jeans transference taking hold in my psyche. If there were a few seconds left over, I'd say "Woody - get thee to a swingers club in '24". I feel you might be trying to tell me something " It was all about those final few seconds Wuds . | |||
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"Well ..... for the first 5/10 mins we'd laugh n clutch ourselves n say ...... Omfgg.... ! Is that you ? OMG is it ? Jeeeeeeez you are not like I thought. I do love you though. Oh what a fucking suprise ..... Jesus ..... it's great to meet you finally .... Then we'd get a drink and it'd go down so fast that we'd have another and then we'd say .... shit .... we've got 10 mins left ..... what shall we do .... Then we'd just say .......well fuck me you are human .... awwwwwwww nice. Then i'd start to leave for my train ... n we'd both go Ahhhh fuck it's all over.... Oh shitting hell .... so quick but such fun ..... Then you'd say ..... It's spoiled it all for me cos I thought you were a li'l ole lady and well .. you're not really are you ... well your old but you know ..... not a typical old lady like... N i'd say ... quit while you're ahead Woody and then we'd go .... Ahahahahahah Ahahahahaha Ahahahahaah And wave till my train was out of site. Then you'd go home for a happy wank. Not cos of me but cos of the adrenalin of course.... N that's it. Done." Is it wrong that I read that in the style off Vicky Polard. *I love md all if it GC | |||
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"Woody ........ No. Not Vicky Pollard No. I said NO. Love her ... but look like her ? NOOOO talk like her NOOOOOOOOOOO Just No No ..... " Whatever…Shut it ! Why are you givin’ me evils!?! I never even said nuffin about nuffin … | |||
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"Drink beer and chat shit " I really could do with this actually. | |||
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"Play several rounds of Air Hockey and see who wins (me obviously)" You know you’re talking crazy talk now!!! BRING IT ON!!! | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it " My back needs shaving. Mr | |||
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"Play several rounds of Air Hockey and see who wins (me obviously) You know you’re talking crazy talk now!!! BRING IT ON!!! " You're going down!! Ha ha | |||
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"Play several rounds of Air Hockey and see who wins (me obviously) You know you’re talking crazy talk now!!! BRING IT ON!!! You're going down!! Ha ha " Sounds hot! | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it " Make a cuppa. Get the biscuits out. Offer you a chocolate hobnob. Quickly finish the cuppa. Head to the pub. * There may or may not be a BJ in there too | |||
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"I like you woody, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. The mr " Sir. Yes sir!!! | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it Make a cuppa. Get the biscuits out. Offer you a chocolate hobnob. Quickly finish the cuppa. Head to the pub. * There may or may not be a BJ in there too " Is BJ a cocktail? | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it " *** Get d*unk and saying funnyish jokes. | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it Make a cuppa. Get the biscuits out. Offer you a chocolate hobnob. Quickly finish the cuppa. Head to the pub. * There may or may not be a BJ in there too Is BJ a cocktail? " It sure is. Well it contains cock anyway | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it Make a cuppa. Get the biscuits out. Offer you a chocolate hobnob. Quickly finish the cuppa. Head to the pub. * There may or may not be a BJ in there too Is BJ a cocktail? It sure is. Well it contains cock anyway " 2 for 1 | |||
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"I'll beat you at ping pong!" Hahaha. Probably!! and sat down too. | |||
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"I'll beat you at ping pong! Hahaha. Probably!! and sat down too. " I sit down for everything | |||
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"Snog. I haven't had a good kissing session for ages " Love a kissing session! | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it Make a cuppa. Get the biscuits out. Offer you a chocolate hobnob. Quickly finish the cuppa. Head to the pub. * There may or may not be a BJ in there too Is BJ a cocktail? It sure is. Well it contains cock anyway 2 for 1 " 2 BJs? Oh ok then… you’ve twisted my arm | |||
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"What would we do? *this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it Make a cuppa. Get the biscuits out. Offer you a chocolate hobnob. Quickly finish the cuppa. Head to the pub. * There may or may not be a BJ in there too " Hey! That was my idea. | |||
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"I'd watch something really interesting with you that's 32 mins long and stop it at 30 so you don't see the end " Hahaha. That’s evil!!! | |||
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"I'd tell you everything I know about... T ….My future??? " Let me get the cards out | |||
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"For starters I'd put the kettle on, get out the biscuits and ask how you were." Coffee. No sugar. Oat milk. ….. I’m fine. | |||
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"I'd tell you everything I know about... T ….My future??? Let me get the cards out " I’ve not had a tarot card reading in years | |||
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"Have a 29 minute, mutual cuddle and hairstoke " You have to get me at the right time of the day for that…. Right now, I just want coffee | |||
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"Have a 29 minute, mutual cuddle and hairstoke You have to get me at the right time of the day for that…. Right now, I just want coffee" "Can me and my 3 girlfriends have the dirtiest sex, make love, and put on a show for you now Nicky Mr Cunt? Please?" (eyelids flutter, lip gets seductively bitten). "Uhm...sorry...no. Coffee. It's coffee. Life = coffee. Is your name coffee? I need coffee...." Right...I'm off for coffee too. L8rs . | |||
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