FabSwingers.com forum: How loud are you?

By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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By *mf123Man
52 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

They would think im a lion enclosure

grrrrr

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Sometimes I sound like a banshee. Other times, a human siren.

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By *esthetic21Man
52 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
52 weeks ago

Leeds

It all depends on how much in enjoying myself I can vary from loud to quiet.

We once did have the neighbours cheer as we finished though

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
52 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

So fucking loud.

I don't know where the vocals have come from. But they're very there. More so than they used to be.

The things my poor neighbour has heard.

He used to complain constantly about my last dog barking. Strangely he doesn't complain about when he must hear me begging to be allowed to cum around the cock in my arse, or the other sounds that come out around that time

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"They would think im a lion enclosure

grrrrr"

That’s what I’m talking about!

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By *phialtesMan
52 weeks ago

Beyond the Wall

Not that loud. More a quiet fierceness.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK

See, that’s a real community.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Stealth ninja here...

I keep the bodies tied up and muffled so nobody can hear them...

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"It all depends on how much in enjoying myself I can vary from loud to quiet.

We once did have the neighbours cheer as we finished though

Mrs "

I would have this carved on my tombstone, if it were me. That’s properly awesome.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Stealth ninja here...

I keep the bodies tied up and muffled so nobody can hear them...

I know someone who wants to meet you, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud

Miss S x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Oh.

So fucking loud.

I don't know where the vocals have come from. But they're very there. More so than they used to be.

The things my poor neighbour has heard.

Poor bastard’s probably blushing now every time he hears the music come on in your house.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
52 weeks ago

Belfast

It kinda depends on the other person for me. If she's loud then I'm loud, if not then I'm not

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
52 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh.

So fucking loud.

I don't know where the vocals have come from. But they're very there. More so than they used to be.

The things my poor neighbour has heard.

Poor bastard’s probably blushing now every time he hears the music come on in your house."

It's sweet you think I'm polite enough to try and mask it with music

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
52 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m not that loud. But when I was younger I had a flatmate slip notes under the door asking me and my girlfriend to stop having sex because it wasn’t fair on her as a single girl having to hear us at it every night.

Still can’t believe her ask was that we just stop, rather than be quieter. Stop it. No sex for you!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"It kinda depends on the other person for me. If she's loud then I'm loud, if not then I'm not "

That’s called mirroring

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
52 weeks ago

Belfast

"It kinda depends on the other person for me. If she's loud then I'm loud, if not then I'm not

That’s called mirroring

I am a mirrorer

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"It kinda depends on the other person for me. If she's loud then I'm loud, if not then I'm not

That’s called mirroring

I am a mirrorer "

Wrong emoji - soz. It was meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Not particularly loud, just a bit primal I would think.

Both my past fwb were loud, one a real screamer. This was problematic as she lived in a terraced house and on one occasion there were workmen on ladders right next door. On leaving after a particularly steamy few hours, I received a round of applause....

The other lived in a detached house in it's own grounds so not so much of a concern.

I do like it when a woman voices her appreciation though...

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
52 weeks ago

Belfast

"It kinda depends on the other person for me. If she's loud then I'm loud, if not then I'm not

That’s called mirroring

I am a mirrorer

Wrong emoji - soz. It was meant to be

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud

Miss S x"

I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine

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By *obilebottomMan
52 weeks ago

All over

125 db

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Not particularly loud, just a bit primal I would think.

The other lived in a detached house in it's own grounds so not so much of a concern.

I do like it when a woman voices her appreciation though...

Applause for the sex is going on my bucket list, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud

Miss S x

I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine

They'd think a double murder was happening

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

My neighbours think I’m renovating

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"My neighbours think I’m renovating

Woody, I imagine you in the same outfit Christian Bale wears in the film American Psycho.

Oh, and have you ever read the book?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud

Miss S x

I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine

They'd think a double murder was happening

Miss S x"

We’d be screaming so loud into each other’s crotches, they would hear echoes too.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
52 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I go into full on Brian Blessed mode whenever I engage in the act….

‘Gordon’s Alive?!!!’

‘DIIIIVVVVEEEEE!!!!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud

Miss S x

I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine

They'd think a double murder was happening

Miss S x

We’d be screaming so loud into each other’s crotches, they would hear echoes too.

Love this

Actually made me laugh out loud!

Miss S x

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
52 weeks ago

London

If I'm topping then not very loud, if I'm bottoming then I surprise myself with what comes out.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"My neighbours think I’m renovating

Woody, I imagine you in the same outfit Christian Bale wears in the film American Psycho.

Oh, and have you ever read the book?

If I really project that image, that might explain the lack of messages in my inbox

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By *stwo2023Couple
52 weeks ago

Worcester

I get told to shove a large dildo in my mouth to keep me quiet quite often

Evie

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By *izzy.Woman
52 weeks ago

Stoke area

I'm fairly loud, but when I was with my fuck buddy who knew me really well, then I'd be extremely vocal.

I love it when a guy is vocal too.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I get told to shove a large dildo in my mouth to keep me quiet quite often

Evie "

Does it work?

I’ve tried it with a dick during 69 and it only muffles it a little bit… Then again silicone might muffle sound better than flesh and blood.

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By *ellinever70Woman
52 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Loud enough to know I'm enjoying myself

Quiet enough to not be a nuisance neighbour

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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52 weeks ago

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By *TG3Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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… maybe. "
cats dont talk they eat, kill suck up to you when they want to eat again then bugger off out for the night hunting then back in the warm to sleep

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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… maybe. cats dont talk they eat, kill suck up to you when they want to eat again then bugger off out for the night hunting then back in the warm to sleep

Mine talks. Can’t shut him up.

It’s why I don’t put up videos with sound anymore… maybe

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By *amierebelMan
52 weeks ago

nae danger.

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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Wait for it

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… maybe. "

In much younger years had police at door some time after due to noisy sex complaint was something else like not knowing where look still in my teens at the moment in time, the lass was a right moaner at that time she calmed over the years mind you

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By *esthetic21Man
52 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK

See, that’s a real community.

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imagine the next time they were at a family gathering

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
52 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm not really very loud at all.

I have very few swingers points on my loyalty card

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I stare blankly at the ceiling not making a noise.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
52 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

I'm the complete opposite, Im not vocal bar quiet moans. My body physically does the talking, which helps us not to be disturbed when others are in the same house

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
52 weeks ago

west london

Someone called the police on us ..we had to explain...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
52 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I stare blankly at the ceiling not making a noise.

I do that to; ahhh so that was you next to me then?

Did you see that rather fascinating spider in the left corner? Cool wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

When we have sex on the stairs, I’m certain all the neighbours know.

One neighbours always smiles and waves at me now. I’m confident she’s jealous and wishes her partner made her make any type of noise.

At a hotel on holiday recently, I forgot the window was open. The entire building (it was about six suites) heard us. The housekeeper gave us a look that day that said it all. It was one of those filthy chatting sessions with loads of fuck me harder, you’re my dirty little slut, etc.

This is all in my dreams and not actually about me having sex, maybe. I don’t do sex anyway. Just coffee meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I stare blankly at the ceiling not making a noise.

I do that to; ahhh so that was you next to me then?

Did you see that rather fascinating spider in the left corner? Cool wasn’t it?

Wait, if I'm laid quiet, you're laid quiet, who's making all the noise!!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Someone called the police on us ..we had to explain..."

I used to live in fear of that, but after the first few times I got over it. I really do live in a hellscape. It’s all outlaws. It’s like I have my own personal dystopia.

Anyone wanna meet me? I can accommodate

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

https://youtu.be/d3iy6rEppVo?si=T0jF6N3zmqWWVa3s

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Loud very loud

When I’m in full orgasm I will scream

In my mother language

Bring multi orgasmic Iv been known to wake a few people up

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I honestly can’t remember

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By *ensuallover1000Man
52 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I stare blankly at the ceiling not making a noise.

I do that to; ahhh so that was you next to me then?

Did you see that rather fascinating spider in the left corner? Cool wasn’t it?

Wait, if I'm laid quiet, you're laid quiet, who's making all the noise!!

I thought it was old Ethel and Bert next door? Noisy buggers engaging in unspeakable acts of lewd carnality. Utterly vulgar!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I honestly can’t remember "

That post sex amnesia hits hard when it’s good, doesn’t it?

Like he truly fucked you senseless.

I love it.

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
52 weeks ago

West Mids

Both pretty vocal, just depends on who's in the house!! We love weekends away in a hotel and clubs too, does you good to let go and say fuck it!!

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By *arrenandhisduckCouple
52 weeks ago

blackpool

We have been known to be loud on occasions I never complain at any noises that come out of duck. Screams and swears are a plenty

sometimes we start and finish on couch so not a clue how much we been heard. Darren isn’t as noisy till something goes up his arse

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By *amesnplanesMan
52 weeks ago

Banbridge

I was hosting some old Icelandic friends in Brussels this summer at my hotel. Alas the hotwife was a bit binary in terms of volume.

On or off.

When she wasn't moaning and putting me off a bit, the quiet moments were when she was climaxing, squirting, shaking and giving my ear drums a rest!

I genuinely felt awkward for the folks in the rooms below me.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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… maybe. "

I sound like Brian blessed getting a back, sack and crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I honestly can’t remember

That post sex amnesia hits hard when it’s good, doesn’t it?

Like he truly fucked you senseless.

I love it.

Yeah it’s definitely that

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By *heonixrising500Man
52 weeks ago

Barnsley

Can be loud like to cum on phone

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By *avid 50Man
52 weeks ago

kendal

I think it’s a relaxed sign of the times. My son and daughter-in-law lived with us for three months and we heard them having sex every morning, chatting, kissing and then serious sex and running commentary from her. Sunday mornings , Sunday mornings were more leisurely, and when they finished would come down for breakfast him in his boxers and her in her nighty and not a bit shy . Things were not quite as liberated when I was young.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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… maybe.

I sound like Brian blessed getting a back, sack and crack."

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Can be loud like to cum on phone"

So your phone is sticky. You could damage it that way… be careful

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By *weetCherryWoman
52 weeks ago

London

Barely remember nowadays

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By *arialoueWoman
52 weeks ago

bradford

I'm very quiet

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By *naswingdressWoman
52 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91hydQRGyM

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91hydQRGyM"

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

It's a spectrum - from lip biting silence to intense growl.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
52 weeks ago

chichester

Not loud just normal

I can’t stand the whining / shouting types it’s too comical

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Im not too loud,

But the last hotel meet i had,the hotel management knocked on the door twice and a note expessing to keep the noise down to a dull raw

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By *inky ChefMan
52 weeks ago

Norwich

Not too loud until the end.

I sound like the effects from the Jurassic Park when I'm cuming.

At least like a bear.

If you'd have a long hair, then it would move for sure, if I'd be behind you.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
52 weeks ago

Debauchery

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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… maybe. "

I accidentally called 999 on my Apple Watch mid orgasm, a combination of me holding on to the sink and the female in question accidentally sliding her finger across my watch during orgasm.

I didn’t know until I started to hear the sound of a voice in a room where there was only her and I

It’s actually even more embarrassing than that too, for reasons I can’t explain on here.. but suffice to say, I’ll take my smart watch off if the acrobatics get too extreme in future.

Hades

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
52 weeks ago

North West

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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Wait for it

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… maybe.

I accidentally called 999 on my Apple Watch mid orgasm, a combination of me holding on to the sink and the female in question accidentally sliding her finger across my watch during orgasm.

I didn’t know until I started to hear the sound of a voice in a room where there was only her and I

It’s actually even more embarrassing than that too, for reasons I can’t explain on here.. but suffice to say, I’ll take my smart watch off if the acrobatics get too extreme in future.

Hades

Oh Hades, I know the reason(s) and that's made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

It really depends but as a general rule I can be noisy.

I'm not a screamer though ha.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
52 weeks ago

Debauchery

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

—

Wait for it

—

… maybe.

I accidentally called 999 on my Apple Watch mid orgasm, a combination of me holding on to the sink and the female in question accidentally sliding her finger across my watch during orgasm.

I didn’t know until I started to hear the sound of a voice in a room where there was only her and I

It’s actually even more embarrassing than that too, for reasons I can’t explain on here.. but suffice to say, I’ll take my smart watch off if the acrobatics get too extreme in future.

Hades

Oh Hades, I know the reason(s) and that's made me giggle

It was sssso bad *smh I offered to put her on the phone to prove we weren’t having a domestic.. guy on the other end was like”no, it’s ok mate. I believe you”. Which I take to mean I know you were banging and called us to celebrate!

. So so bad!

I’m pleased you got a giggle from it though. I have more stories than that too, which I shall regale you with at a social soon no doubt.

Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I’m Black.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"I’m Black. "
kidding. Ahaha.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
52 weeks ago

nearby

"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.

True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.

But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.

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… maybe. "
that really turns me on at the thought of it, I also live in a place where my nearest neighbour wouldn’t hear me if I were loud, but I don’t think I am

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By *ackformore100Man
52 weeks ago

Tin town

Ask alexa.. I'm sure amazon has the answer.. And a recording if it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
52 weeks ago

North West

"I’m Black. kidding. Ahaha. "

You were definitely black last time I checked. I'm confused

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
52 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Ask alexa.. I'm sure amazon has the answer.. And a recording if it. "

They do. Non Alexa triggers are recorded. They can be found in the app.

Hades

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52 weeks ago

"I’m Black. kidding. Ahaha.

You were definitely black last time I checked. I'm confused

Only kidding about the stereotype

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By *ayK2023Woman
52 weeks ago

Burntisland

Shhhh. Put your hand over my mouth.

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52 weeks ago

I'm quite vocal if nobody is around, but having a child and living in close proximity to others I've learned to be quiet. I've always been respectful of neighbours etc too because I don't really want to hear strangers fuck so why would they want to hear me? I think it's unpleasant knowing you're loud and others can hear. My neighbour used to keep me awake screaming and banging every night and it was horrible. I only tend to let go if we are alone and nobody is around.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
52 weeks ago

Here and There

I’m vocal throughout and very very loud if made to cum.

My neighbour has been my neighbour for 20 years. I hear him deep breathing in his sleep through the wall, he must hear every last moan when I’m being fucked. He’s never mentioned it though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
52 weeks ago

North West

"Ask alexa.. I'm sure amazon has the answer.. And a recording if it.

They do. Non Alexa triggers are recorded. They can be found in the app.

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Aaaaaaand this is why this house will never have a "smart" speaker system installed!! Fuck that!

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By *naswingdressWoman
52 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ask alexa.. I'm sure amazon has the answer.. And a recording if it.

They do. Non Alexa triggers are recorded. They can be found in the app.

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Aaaaaaand this is why this house will never have a "smart" speaker system installed!! Fuck that! "

Yup.

Closest I get to smart speaker is going into my friends' houses and fucking up their music selection by choosing whacky shit they never would

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52 weeks ago

This is why I have her sit on my face that way she muffles the noise

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52 weeks ago

Depends in what context. Loud talkers can **** right off.

Loud moaners in bed? That's what the ball gag is for.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
52 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Once got a noise complaint in a hotel

I try to keep it down but I struggle at times!

Mrs TMN x

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By *omadhantsMan
52 weeks ago

Winchester

I'm not a loud person .far from it I hate loud stuff I'm a music photographer and people say to me how come you hate loud noises when you work out of venues and festivals all year .that's easy I don't go to places where the sound distortions are bad . mostly I cover artists that have sound people that balance the sound

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By *stbury DavenportMan
52 weeks ago

Nottingham

Apparently I'm unsettlingly quiet. Didn't realise it was an issue until partners raised it with me. Normally I just let whoever I'm with sing me the song of their people.

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