FabSwingers.com forum: What's your excuse?!

By *ruceyy OP Man
48 weeks ago

London

Ever gone down on someone and seconds within being there thought....oh hell no.

What's been your excuse to slow things the fuck down and leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Thankfully it’s never happened to me and I don’t think I’d be able to hide what I was thinking so would definitely be the end of anything else we were going to do !!! Simply as that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I don’t excuse poor hygiene. They don’t deserve an excuse to protect their ego/pride and your hurting them by trying

Tell them straight and say your goodbyes.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
48 weeks ago

St Leonards

It was a little bolus of tampon "cotton", a few days after the period had ended, that suddenly appeared from nowhere like a little pearl of....I've really gone off the idea now.

Lovely human too, so we managed to enjoy ourselves beyond the unfortunate moment.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
48 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I don't think I've ever been into it and then been put off by something yet

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I guess I’ve been lucky.

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By *amie HantsWoman
48 weeks ago

Atlantis

It’s happened once with another woman but that was a ph balance issue rather than hygiene so I just said I couldn’t. She was mortified as she was unaware but we ended up getting a Chinese and I gave her some recommendations on what gels are good. There’s no need to be a dick about stuff like that, it’s embarrassing enough for people

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By *illy IdolMan
48 weeks ago

Midlands

"It was a little bolus of tampon "cotton", a few days after the period had ended, that suddenly appeared from nowhere like a little pearl of....I've really gone off the idea now.

Lovely human too, so we managed to enjoy ourselves beyond the unfortunate moment."

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

Just be honest.

I don’t eat unwashed vag. You’ve made me a little sick, I’ll be leaving now.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I don't have an excuse, I just back off and tell em to clean.

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By *mf123Man
48 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

No i like fishy fish

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

You could just propose a shower together or whatever ?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

If a guy smells gross i stop and tell them. The meet finishes straight away. There's no excuse to smell, especially as i only meet in clubs which have a shower

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By *phialtesMan
48 weeks ago

Beyond the Wall

"Ever gone down on someone and seconds within being there thought....oh hell no.

What's been your excuse to slow things the fuck down and leave?"

I don’t lead with my face, so it’s never been an issue.

Whats your story OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I'd die if this happened to me

I really hope it never does!

Miss S x

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
48 weeks ago

My Own Little World

If a woman is not hygienic

Then no chance

At all

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London

I reiterate how important hygiene is to me before meets. I have a very delicate sense of smell and it doesn't take much to turn my stomach. So far so good but I just couldn't continue with someone if they smelled bad, i would be sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

A little prior fingerwork will always afford the opportunity for a discreet sniff...

All the women are wondering now......

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Yes I have. I soldiered on because momma didn’t raise not quitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I normally say. Look. You can't fool me... I think you've washed this before I came! Not a hint of sweat... and your nickers are clean! Then leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Flash backs of cheese sauce cock.

Thanks op.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"I normally say. Look. You can't fool me... I think you've washed this before I came! Not a hint of sweat... and your nickers are clean! Then leave! "

On occasion I'll give them the benefit of the doubt... and get my tounge deep in their ass instead.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
48 weeks ago

London

"Flash backs of cheese sauce cock.

Thanks op.

Don't worry soon I'll give you a nice fresh clean one

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By *oJo pornstarMan
48 weeks ago

Liverpool

In the swinging world there's no excuse as we know that the probability of sex is high.

A PH imbalance or unknown medical situation, it happens, except it.

It's in the real world where sexy stuff happens unexpectedly that whiffy fanny is more of a thing, a finger test is on the cards, after coating a digit or two I try to bring the test fingers behind her back then go for a neck nibble and lick, whilst there give the fingers a sniff or suck, then wait to see what The Man From Del Monte says

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