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New year, new Willy

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Take his turtle neck off!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Put a sparkler in him and let him dazzle like the star he is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs to invade something

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Take his turtle neck off! "

But it's cold

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Let him breathe in new mesh attire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A worm suit

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Put a sparkler in him and let him dazzle like the star he is. "

I like your thinking

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ...

You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours.

Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ...

You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours.

Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again "

But what if it flopped? That would kill his mojo even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a party blower down there, tense him and hopefully it'll shoot the blower out

Be a good video if it works

Miss S x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Does yours screw on then wouldn't that be the way forward

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Eyes only.

Black and white.

Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you.

Tell your story, with just eyes.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ...

You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours.

Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again

But what if it flopped? That would kill his mojo even more"

I don't think it will but even if it did, isn't there a lot of fun in helping a floppy one up again? Or so I am told

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ...

You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours.

Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again

But what if it flopped? That would kill his mojo even more

I don't think it will but even if it did, isn't there a lot of fun in helping a floppy one up again? Or so I am told "

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Eyes only.

Black and white.

Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you.

Tell your story, with just eyes."

Eyes or eye?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Eyes only.

Black and white.

Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you.

Tell your story, with just eyes.

Eyes or eye?"

Try both? Then post the one that you know is good, but makes you feel a little bit "too naked", rather than the one that conforms to social media expectations (including FAB expectations).

You're good with a camera, there's a lot to Willy that we don't see on here, and I'd be mightily surpreyesed () if you can't find that after a bit of playing around with lighting/focus/filters etc.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Eyes only.

Black and white.

Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you.

Tell your story, with just eyes.

Eyes or eye?

Try both? Then post the one that you know is good, but makes you feel a little bit "too naked", rather than the one that conforms to social media expectations (including FAB expectations).

You're good with a camera, there's a lot to Willy that we don't see on here, and I'd be mightily surpreyesed () if you can't find that after a bit of playing around with lighting/focus/filters etc."

Some food for thought there, Mr Cunt

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

If by little Willy you mean your cock then my vote is for a Wizard outfit with a cloak and a pointy hat!

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wee bobble hat and scarf. Gotta keep cosy.

Mrs TMN x

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"If by little Willy you mean your cock then my vote is for a Wizard outfit with a cloak and a pointy hat!

J"

Hocus Poke us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination

T

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day "

Oh a pamper day sounds good

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination

T"

Do you do next day delivery?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

Oh a pamper day sounds good"

They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A whale costume, then you can free him.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

Oh a pamper day sounds good

They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package. "

Agreed, though keep away from exfoliating gloves on this occasion

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

Oh a pamper day sounds good

They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package.

Agreed, though keep away from exfoliating gloves on this occasion "

Puts the gloves away

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"A whale costume, then you can free him.

The mr "

After Christmas, save the whale my be appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

Oh a pamper day sounds good

They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package.

Agreed, though keep away from exfoliating gloves on this occasion

Puts the gloves away "

You sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination

T

Do you do next day delivery?"

Same day for urgent requests. Even the mythical NOW delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day "

That is actually nice and quite self loving haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a little coctail umbrella to twirl around and look pretty

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination

T

Do you do next day delivery?

Same day for urgent requests. Even the mythical NOW delivery. "

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

That is actually nice and quite self loving haha "

It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Give him a little coctail umbrella to twirl around and look pretty "

I can't help but think this may be a little painful

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

That is actually nice and quite self loving haha

It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time "

Self love

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back "

They used to be a guy on a site I’m not sure if I’m allowed to mention anyway he had a bunch of pictures called Things My Dick Does… I still send them out to people, and everybody is always very appreciative. It’s a great series.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

That is actually nice and quite self loving haha

It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time

Self love"

In this case you need to whip up a little dressing gown for him maybe eye mask too for relaxation time.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

They used to be a guy on a site I’m not sure if I’m allowed to mention anyway he had a bunch of pictures called Things My Dick Does… I still send them out to people, and everybody is always very appreciative. It’s a great series. "

It's great he brought joy to many from dicking around

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

They used to be a guy on a site I’m not sure if I’m allowed to mention anyway he had a bunch of pictures called Things My Dick Does… I still send them out to people, and everybody is always very appreciative. It’s a great series.

It's great he brought joy to many from dicking around"

Man is a legend

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

That is actually nice and quite self loving haha

It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time

Self love

In this case you need to whip up a little dressing gown for him maybe eye mask too for relaxation time. "

A mini cucumber slice for his eye!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day

That is actually nice and quite self loving haha

It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time

Self love

In this case you need to whip up a little dressing gown for him maybe eye mask too for relaxation time.

A mini cucumber slice for his eye!

J"

Oh Julie... I'd go big. Hollow out cucumber.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Willy! It's nearly the New Year, what are doing for little Willy?

J

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Willy! It's nearly the New Year, what are doing for little Willy?

J"

I've literally just put the wizard costume in the attic as well

Might just have to ram a sparkler down my japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of my ideas are to rude

And technically not costumes..

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Willy! It's nearly the New Year, what are doing for little Willy?

J

I've literally just put the wizard costume in the attic as well

Might just have to ram a sparkler down my japs eye"

Keep it warm in those boxers. You look good in them

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Stick a sparkler in the end and light it. That will look pretty

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"All of my ideas are to rude

And technically not costumes.."

You want him to wear you?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of my ideas are to rude

And technically not costumes..

You want him to wear you?

J"

(*too rude . Ffs Misty.)

And yeah - wouldn’t that count as brightening him up?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wee bow tie and a top hat. Tres chic!

Mrs TMN x

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

How about dipping it in a glass of champagne

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll see what I can do and stick it up later, Misty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll see what I can do and stick it up Misty later …"

FIFY

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'll see what I can do and stick it up Misty later …

FIFY"

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*hotlists you *

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "

Oh, that is so, so funny. Happy new year. I will bet on you having a great one

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "

That is brilliant!

J

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "

Damn I wish I was your Neeeeeeighbour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I have the Jockey’s song from Tbe Simpsons going around my head

“We are the jockeys

Jockeys are we

We live underground.

In a fibreglass tree…”

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Now I have the Jockey’s song from Tbe Simpsons going around my head

“We are the jockeys

Jockeys are we

We live underground.

In a fibreglass tree…”"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Take his turtle neck off! "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back "

He’s got teeth

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth

"

I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…

I may never get over this…

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth

I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…

I may never get over this… "

Be careful where you stick your fingers

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth

I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…

I may never get over this…

Be careful where you stick your fingers "

Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth

I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…

I may never get over this…

Be careful where you stick your fingers

Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….

"

Both have got me in trouble in the past

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth

I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…

I may never get over this…

Be careful where you stick your fingers

Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….

Both have got me in trouble in the past"

My mouth has got you in trouble?

I highly doubt that… as yet

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back

He’s got teeth

I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…

I may never get over this…

Be careful where you stick your fingers

Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….

Both have got me in trouble in the past

My mouth has got you in trouble?

I highly doubt that… as yet "

I really should wear my glasses more often

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

Too late for elf on a shelf? Lol

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Too late for elf on a shelf? Lol"

Jockey on the cockey

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "

What. A. Treat.

Mrs TMN x

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Too late for elf on a shelf? Lol

Jockey on the cockey "

Wankie Dettori

That's enough Fab for me today

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year

What. A. Treat.

Mrs TMN x"

I am looking forward to Belly Furtado later though

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Being a romantic, and also delusional, I like to think that there's a universe somewhere where the awesome Willy and the delectably wonderful Mrs TMN x (there's always the x with Mrs TMN ) have got it on and created some hybrid "Knob Belly" or "Jockey Furtado".

What's not to love? xxx

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