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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

Most stupid questions except this?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

'Can I ask you a question?'

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"'Can I ask you a question?' "

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You just did.

a = 1

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

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By *eavertrackerMan
46 weeks ago

yeovil

Does the cheese burger, come with cheese

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Is a vegan burger made only by vegans.

If it isn't, should it even be called a vegan burger?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

What are you looking for on here?

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. "

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Stoopid people can ask good questions.

Smart people can ask stoopid questions.

Can't narrow it down to stupid people.

Stoopid people often just assumed stoopid by others.

Often stoopid people think they are smart.

Endless variations and all true.

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

whats the nut called on a walnut whip,,

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"whats the nut called on a walnut whip,,"

Walnut whip nut of course

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"What are you looking for on here?"

I usually like to say a husband. I never hear from them again then

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"Does the cheese burger, come with cheese "

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Yes, unless you have dairy allergy or milk intolerance.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"What are you looking for on here?

I usually like to say a husband. I never hear from them again then "

Oh I’m pinching that

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What are you looking for on here?"

My contact lenses. Have you seen them?

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What are you looking for on here?

I usually like to say a husband. I never hear from them again then

Oh I’m pinching that "

Pinching her husband!? (I know she doesn't have one. Yet!)

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"What are you looking for on here?

I usually like to say a husband. I never hear from them again then "

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I have a better one, but that might be too much.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"Is a vegan burger made only by vegans.

If it isn't, should it even be called a vegan burger?"

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I just call it "disgusting crap" or "Mmm, yummy vegan burger for table 10 " (sarcasm).

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"What are you looking for on here?

I usually like to say a husband. I never hear from them again then "

someone else's, along with the wife?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
46 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Is a vegan burger made only by vegans.

If it isn't, should it even be called a vegan burger?

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I just call it "disgusting crap" or "Mmm, yummy vegan burger for table 10 " (sarcasm)."

If the chef gobs on someone’s vegan burger does that mean it is no longer vegan.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

FAF?

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By *addad99Man
46 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay


"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. "
or answers

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By *aydumfriesMan
46 weeks ago

heathhall

"So what are you here for?"

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By *ortyairCouple
46 weeks ago

Wallasey

Are you definitely going to turn up?, Mrs x

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"FAF? "

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Howr u Bella babe?

Dunno wot to do.

What u up to?

BRB Hun.

Gimmi a sec

Seen u b4 me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"FAF?

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Howr u Bella babe?

Dunno wot to do.

What u up to?

BRB Hun.

Gimmi a sec

Seen u b4 me thinks.

"

The answer: how to be certain never to spend time with the fake Belladonna

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"Is a vegan burger made only by vegans.

If it isn't, should it even be called a vegan burger?

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I just call it "disgusting crap" or "Mmm, yummy vegan burger for table 10 " (sarcasm).

If the chef gobs on someone’s vegan burger does that mean it is no longer vegan. "

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I've never even thought about that ever.

I had some extremely difficult customers, but still never crossed my mind.

I have names for them, sure.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"FAF?

*

Howr u Bella babe?

Dunno wot to do.

What u up to?

BRB Hun.

Gimmi a sec

Seen u b4 me thinks.

The answer: how to be certain never to spend time with the fake Belladonna "

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It was extremely difficult for me write this from memory.

Never ever used anything like this.

Even the FYI is rarely used.

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"whats the nut called on a walnut whip,,"

Wally Nutt.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"whats the nut called on a walnut whip,,

Wally Nutt. "

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Where is Wally?

(Sorry, but this is the closest)

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"FAF?

*

Howr u Bella babe?

Dunno wot to do.

What u up to?

BRB Hun.

Gimmi a sec

Seen u b4 me thinks.

The answer: how to be certain never to spend time with the fake Belladonna "

"Fake" Belladonna is more interesting than the real one.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"What are you looking for on here?

I usually like to say a husband. I never hear from them again then "

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