FabSwingers.com forum: Do mars bar parties still exist

By *aughty_nature OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I’ve heard of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no for me

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a no for me

Mrs C "

Do you prefer twix?

What is it??

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By *aughty_nature OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

It must be a southern thing, maybe northerners know them as Yorkie parties lol

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

A mars a day helps you work rest & play

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It must be a southern thing, maybe northerners know them as Yorkie parties lol"

I'm not sure I dare ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard about these 30 years ago

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By *oey500Man
over a year ago

who knows

May I ask what is this hahah

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"It must be a southern thing, maybe northerners know them as Yorkie parties lol"

The great north-south confectionery divide...

Btw I'm originally from the south & I've never heard of a mars party ever in my lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of it, but can confirm I've never taken part ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's where you stick the mars bar up a girl's fanny then eat it,mars bars were alot bigger 30 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's where you stick the mars bar up a girl's fanny then eat it,mars bars were alot bigger 30 years ago"

Or bum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

At the risk of looking daft, cause it don't look like anyone else is gonna ask..what are these venues?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

They evolved into smartie parties didn't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's where you stick the mars bar up a girl's fanny then eat it,mars bars were alot bigger 30 years ago"

Haha.

Fun size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's where you stick the mars bar up a girl's fanny then eat it,mars bars were alot bigger 30 years ago"

Sorry should of scrolled further up

..never a fan of Mars bars, more a Picnic or Lion bar devotee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be a southern thing, maybe northerners know them as Yorkie parties lol"

Don't northerners prefer them battered. And their mars bars..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, what an awful day to be literate

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"It must be a southern thing, maybe northerners know them as Yorkie parties lol"

Toblerone around our way

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

"I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

Didn’t Madona start this craze?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Some turn into a Marathon...

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

What is the meaning of Mars bar party?

Mars Bar party (plural Mars Bar parties) (slang) A supposed party or orgy where Mars chocolate bars are eaten from the vagina or anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when a king size mars bar was a decent size

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By *ngels and DevilsCouple
over a year ago

The South West

Haha, remember hearing about Mars Bars parties when I still at school, too naive to even realise what they where. Memory unlocked and mystery solved.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No, they're too much like fun sized, without the fun

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

Didn’t Madona start this craze?"

It was alleged that Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful indulged in this, back in the day.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

Didn’t Madona start this craze?

It was alleged that Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful indulged in this, back in the day."

I expect you prefer a Kit Kat don’t you.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

Didn’t Madona start this craze?

It was alleged that Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful indulged in this, back in the day.

I expect you prefer a Kit Kat don’t you.

More like a finger of Fudge

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Some turn into a Marathon..."

I'll try not to snicker at the joke...

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

In Scotland they had to ban it, deep far fried ones cause burns

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I've never been to a party but I have eaten a few items of chocolate confectionery from said place.

A previous gf had a thing for food play.

Very messy and clean up is a pain.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I'm sure you have all heard of them in years gone by, but do they still exist, I've not had a mars in years

I'm fairly sure they were just a schoolboy fantasy.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A waste of chocolate if you ask me. They were the talk of the school in my early teens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a no for me

Mrs C

Do you prefer twix?

What is it??

2 fingers is always better than 1

Mrs C

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"It's where you stick the mars bar up a girl's fanny then eat it,mars bars were alot bigger 30 years ago"

Wow. That's actually sounds quite shit.

Nothing remotely sexy about it & spoils a perfectly good chocolate bar

I can imagine this is the type of thing a 15 year old boy in the 1980s would brag about going to, so his friends wouldn't think he was such a virgin

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

As long as soggy biscuits dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They evolved into smartie parties didn't they? "

I went to some of those, some were sponsored I think, dove, and mitsubish

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"They evolved into smartie parties didn't they?

I went to some of those, some were sponsored I think, dove, and mitsubish"

China Whites for the ones who wanted to look posh!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This sounds like a recipe for thrush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mars bars come in double packs now?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

This was not a thing in South Africa.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

When Muse and I were a few months into our relationship, I’d mentioned about Marianne Faithfuls alleged mars bar incident, so next day she comes home with a king size(those were the days)Mars and we proceeded to reenact that alleged incident - was going so well until it melted and Muse spent countless hours in the bathroom trying to get the resulting mess out, needless to say that was the first and last time any confectionary was used as a sex toy…

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Marthan sounds more exciting rather than sneakers

mars was just like the moon

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