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"Nahhh... it's pretty tame.. really compared to mine.. "I think mine hit "OCD Numbers Guy"...lines up the axes in the exact same order, exact same time of day...measures the distance between them. I think yours killed me in a different way...blimey it goes on a bit xx | |||
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"Well, I was aiming for smart, minimalist, and with some form of unusual geometric shape to it. Fairly certain I hit "fucking hell terrifying axe murderer" instead though. Ho hum...off out for a few hours now. Will keep it up for shits and giggles until back ."It's the barbed wire around your arms in the first picture. Clearly like Steve MacQueen you failed to clear the border fence. | |||
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"Well, I was aiming for smart, minimalist, and with some form of unusual geometric shape to it. Fairly certain I hit "fucking hell terrifying axe murderer" instead though. Ho hum...off out for a few hours now. Will keep it up for shits and giggles until back .
It's the barbed wire around your arms in the first picture. Clearly like Steve MacQueen you failed to clear the border fence."Great movie...hasn't aged brilliantly, but still has its moments  . | |||
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"Minimalist works for me. (Written at peak "cba")" You deffo hit minimalist angst with a clear tone xx | |||
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"I kind of love it "Aww fanks | |||
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"My mind instantly jumped to Jeepers Creepers "I just Googled that...it's uncannily accurate as a description...murder by number patterns... Muummmmmyyyyy!!!!  | |||
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"Well, I was aiming for smart, minimalist, and with some form of unusual geometric shape to it. Fairly certain I hit "fucking hell terrifying axe murderer" instead though. Ho hum...off out for a few hours now. Will keep it up for shits and giggles until back ."I don't think you hit either of those briefs. Evie | |||
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"Well, I was aiming for smart, minimalist, and with some form of unusual geometric shape to it. Fairly certain I hit "fucking hell terrifying axe murderer" instead though. Ho hum...off out for a few hours now. Will keep it up for shits and giggles until back .
I don't think you hit either of those briefs.
Evie"Well...that told me  ! | |||
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"My mind instantly jumped to Jeepers Creepers
I just Googled that...it's uncannily accurate as a description...murder by number patterns...
Muummmmmyyyyy!!!! " | |||
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"I like the shape of it. Kind of E.E Cummings. I'm not getting this menacing serial killer vibe though. At all. It's more "hey, I'm a bit quirky"." Is that because you know me a bit from Forum though..so my quirks are a little bit known/accepted now? Thank you also. Imagine "going in cold" on that bio description...scares the poop out of me if I imagine that...probably keeping it for a few days though xx | |||
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"Just read it, make me chuckle. Definitely a bit of a psycho edge to it "  | |||
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"Well, I was aiming for smart, minimalist, and with some form of unusual geometric shape to it. Fairly certain I hit "fucking hell terrifying axe murderer" instead though. Ho hum...off out for a few hours now. Will keep it up for shits and giggles until back .
I don't think you hit either of those briefs.
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"Well, I was aiming for smart, minimalist, and with some form of unusual geometric shape to it. Fairly certain I hit "fucking hell terrifying axe murderer" instead though. Ho hum...off out for a few hours now. Will keep it up for shits and giggles until back .
I don't think you hit either of those briefs.
Evie
Well...that told me !
Just being honest "xxxx | |||
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"It's better than those who have lots of 'NO...' and you end up thinking they've eliminated almost every person on here "Thanks Titz x. I think I'll eliminate that bio in a couple of days...but quite enjoying subtle hints of OCD axe murderer for now xx | |||
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"Definite ‘I bulk buy duct tape’ vibes " Nailed it! It really has, hasn't it? It's in there somewhere...and when you see it...it becomes terrifying xxx | |||
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"Do you lock the two girls in your basement "I would mildly tie you loosely up in my basement | |||
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"Do you lock the two girls in your basement "Women, Midnight. Women. Oh, and obvs  .
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"Do you lock the two girls in your basement
I would mildly tie you loosely up in my basement "Lol. Going for the "I'm only half an axe-murderer really" sympathy ploy .
Might work x | |||
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"I've spent too long trying to work out the maths and how one day a month equates to every 42 days. J" Brilliant! More OCD than me .
Go for 3 28 day Febs though...see if you can squeeze that into the maths, if not the reality J xx | |||
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"I've spent too long trying to work out the maths and how one day a month equates to every 42 days. J Brilliant! More OCD than me .
Go for 3 28 day Febs though...see if you can squeeze that into the maths, if not the reality J xx"2 women...3 months (3 x 4 week Febs = 12 weeks) 1 woman...every 6 weeks. 6 weeks = 42 days. All that maths made me late lining up the axes too. I am vexed with this situation.... xx | |||
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"I've spent too long trying to work out the maths and how one day a month equates to every 42 days. J Brilliant! More OCD than me .
Go for 3 28 day Febs though...see if you can squeeze that into the maths, if not the reality J xx
2 women...3 months (3 x 4 week Febs = 12 weeks)
1 woman...every 6 weeks.
6 weeks = 42 days.
All that maths made me late lining up the axes too.
I am vexed with this situation.... xx"But is that three days in three months? Possibly if we go for 1st Febroneuary, 15th Febtworuary and 29th Febleapuary (or call that one March). You're screwed for April though. J | |||
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"I've spent too long trying to work out the maths and how one day a month equates to every 42 days. J Brilliant! More OCD than me .
Go for 3 28 day Febs though...see if you can squeeze that into the maths, if not the reality J xx
2 women...3 months (3 x 4 week Febs = 12 weeks)
1 woman...every 6 weeks.
6 weeks = 42 days.
All that maths made me late lining up the axes too.
I am vexed with this situation.... xx
But is that three days in three months? Possibly if we go for 1st Febroneuary, 15th Febtworuary and 29th Febleapuary (or call that one March). You're screwed for April though.
J"
To be honest, I would normally have been much clearer across the combined E(e?)nglish and maths, because I'll admit there's a lot of ambiguity as it stands.
However...Julie...I saw myself in the mirror AND IT WAS AN AXE MURDERER!! (Who now seems to have acquired duct tape and a basement as well).
My usual attention to detail was somewhat waylaid by this revelation.
Can you forgive me?
Maybe a bellybutton song soon??
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"It's better than those who have lots of 'NO...' and you end up thinking they've eliminated almost every person on here
"Who's Faith gonna call? Shagbusters! xxx | |||
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"I am somewhat confused: "Three days Every three months. Two Women Only" Is that two women for the same three days, or is it one woman at a time, so you get six days in the three months? And how does that fit with the: "Once every Forty two days." Can you set it out on a spreadsheet for me please? " Catch up with the thread. The faulty maths has already been exposed. 
I think it's because he's one of those impulsive axe murderers rather than a methodical one.
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"Ah you've changed it now. I just came here to say that the original one is what one might expect to see written in faeces on the walls of a secure cell. Still much better than the average profile though 8/10. Mr" How secure is the cell please? These people are scaring me.... Right...off for a long bit now. Thanks for the fun all..xxxxxx | |||
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"Ah you've changed it now. I just came here to say that the original one is what one might expect to see written in faeces on the walls of a secure cell. Still much better than the average profile though 8/10. Mr How secure is the cell please? These people are scaring me.... Right...off for a long bit now. Thanks for the fun all..xxxxxx" No maths. Where is the old without maths? How many steps wide is the cell, how many steps deep. Does the window have a grill or bars, in which case how many? Where can you hide the women when they come, and is visiting every 42 days? Oh, so many issues need to be resolved with the new profile | |||
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"Ah you've changed it now. I just came here to say that the original one is what one might expect to see written in faeces on the walls of a secure cell. Still much better than the average profile though 8/10. Mr How secure is the cell please? These people are scaring me.... Right...off for a long bit now. Thanks for the fun all..xxxxxx No maths. Where is the old*** without maths? How many steps wide is the cell, how many steps deep. Does the window have a grill or bars, in which case how many? Where can you hide the women when they come, and is visiting every 42 days? Oh, so many issues need to be resolved with the new profile" Ooops not 'old' rather 'ocd' | |||
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"Ah you've changed it now. I just came here to say that the original one is what one might expect to see written in faeces on the walls of a secure cell. Still much better than the average profile though 8/10. Mr How secure is the cell please? These people are scaring me.... Right...off for a long bit now. Thanks for the fun all..xxxxxx No maths. Where is the old without maths? How many steps wide is the cell, how many steps deep. Does the window have a grill or bars, in which case how many? Where can you hide the women when they come, and is visiting every 42 days? Oh, so many issues need to be resolved with the new profile" I tell you what - there was a thread recently about replying to every comment on a thread (which I think I've done here - a first for me). It's been a great craic, but it's bloody exhausting .
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"I’ve read worse…..I’ve read better too mind you! But seriously. It’s fine." Aww thanks - not sure if you saw the one before the "UNLOS" gag - that was the one that suddenly went turbo...UNLOS saved my sanity xx | |||
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"Ah you've changed it now. I just came here to say that the original one is what one might expect to see written in faeces on the walls of a secure cell. Still much better than the average profile though 8/10. Mr How secure is the cell please? These people are scaring me.... Right...off for a long bit now. Thanks for the fun all..xxxxxx No maths. Where is the old*** without maths? How many steps wide is the cell, how many steps deep. Does the window have a grill or bars, in which case how many? Where can you hide the women when they come, and is visiting every 42 days? Oh, so many issues need to be resolved with the new profile Ooops not 'old' rather 'ocd'" I actually gave it up in my 40s and returned to my pre-OCD clairvoyance (before age 6). It's quite nice not to have OCD any more, but the dead people don't 'arf wang on about shit .
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So, me = P1
Woman 1 = V1
Woman 2 = V2
(They are NOT sisters )
3 Days of Shagtastic = CUM137
P1+42 days = P1 + V1
P1 + V1 + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V1) = 45 Days from P1 Journey Start
P1 + Another 42 Days = P1 + V2
(P1 + V2) + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V2) = 45 Days since CUM137(V1)
CUM137(V1) + CUM137(V2) = 90 Days (3 Months)
So...P1 starts sex 42 days from the end of last sexual activity, which lasts 3 days.
P1 has persuaded V1 and V2 he is shaggable, so has 2 women.
Every 90 days therefore, P1 has had 3 days of great shags with each of two amazing women, totalling 6 days of sex in 90 (3 Months).
V1 and V2 only see P1 EACH every 87 days, for 3 days at a time, totalling 90 days (3 months), whereas P1 sees EITHER V1 or V2 every 42 days, for 3 days (totalling 45 days).
V1 and V2, of course, can have sex as often as they want with non-P1. They are not restricted in any way shape or form to only P1.
Although, let's be honest.
It's P1.
Who else gets close, right?
P1 only requires two women as outlined above. Because P1 is a giver, not a taker .
And they say romance is dead. | |||
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"There was a pub in nottm with hammers ,axes ,cleavers ,chisels etc hanging up behind the bar ,no locks on them , phew! Went in with an aspergers female friend and while she was dancing was knocking off the hats of the regulars at the bar , had to talk my way out of that one !" Still friends? Quiet country walks only these days? | |||
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"Ok, OK....maybe I'm still a bit OCD .
So, me = P1
Woman 1 = V1
Woman 2 = V2
(They are NOT sisters )
3 Days of Shagtastic = CUM137
P1+42 days = P1 + V1
P1 + V1 + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V1) = 45 Days from P1 Journey Start
P1 + Another 42 Days = P1 + V2
(P1 + V2) + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V2) = 45 Days since CUM137(V1)
CUM137(V1) + CUM137(V2) = 90 Days (3 Months)
So...P1 starts sex 42 days from the end of last sexual activity, which lasts 3 days.
P1 has persuaded V1 and V2 he is shaggable, so has 2 women.
Every 90 days therefore, P1 has had 3 days of great shags with each of two amazing women, totalling 6 days of sex in 90 (3 Months).
V1 and V2 only see P1 EACH every 87 days, for 3 days at a time, totalling 90 days (3 months), whereas P1 sees EITHER V1 or V2 every 42 days, for 3 days (totalling 45 days).
V1 and V2, of course, can have sex as often as they want with non-P1. They are not restricted in any way shape or form to only P1.
Although, let's be honest.
It's P1.
Who else gets close, right?
P1 only requires two women as outlined above. Because P1 is a giver, not a taker .
And they say romance is dead."Impressive!
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"Ok, OK....maybe I'm still a bit OCD .
So, me = P1
Woman 1 = V1
Woman 2 = V2
(They are NOT sisters )
3 Days of Shagtastic = CUM137
P1+42 days = P1 + V1
P1 + V1 + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V1) = 45 Days from P1 Journey Start
P1 + Another 42 Days = P1 + V2
(P1 + V2) + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V2) = 45 Days since CUM137(V1)
CUM137(V1) + CUM137(V2) = 90 Days (3 Months)
So...P1 starts sex 42 days from the end of last sexual activity, which lasts 3 days.
P1 has persuaded V1 and V2 he is shaggable, so has 2 women.
Every 90 days therefore, P1 has had 3 days of great shags with each of two amazing women, totalling 6 days of sex in 90 (3 Months).
V1 and V2 only see P1 EACH every 87 days, for 3 days at a time, totalling 90 days (3 months), whereas P1 sees EITHER V1 or V2 every 42 days, for 3 days (totalling 45 days).
V1 and V2, of course, can have sex as often as they want with non-P1. They are not restricted in any way shape or form to only P1.
Although, let's be honest.
It's P1.
Who else gets close, right?
P1 only requires two women as outlined above. Because P1 is a giver, not a taker .
And they say romance is dead."Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2 | |||
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"Ok, OK....maybe I'm still a bit OCD .
So, me = P1
Woman 1 = V1
Woman 2 = V2
(They are NOT sisters )
3 Days of Shagtastic = CUM137
P1+42 days = P1 + V1
P1 + V1 + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V1) = 45 Days from P1 Journey Start
P1 + Another 42 Days = P1 + V2
(P1 + V2) + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V2) = 45 Days since CUM137(V1)
CUM137(V1) + CUM137(V2) = 90 Days (3 Months)
So...P1 starts sex 42 days from the end of last sexual activity, which lasts 3 days.
P1 has persuaded V1 and V2 he is shaggable, so has 2 women.
Every 90 days therefore, P1 has had 3 days of great shags with each of two amazing women, totalling 6 days of sex in 90 (3 Months).
V1 and V2 only see P1 EACH every 87 days, for 3 days at a time, totalling 90 days (3 months), whereas P1 sees EITHER V1 or V2 every 42 days, for 3 days (totalling 45 days).
V1 and V2, of course, can have sex as often as they want with non-P1. They are not restricted in any way shape or form to only P1.
Although, let's be honest.
It's P1.
Who else gets close, right?
P1 only requires two women as outlined above. Because P1 is a giver, not a taker .
And they say romance is dead.
Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2 "Good point, well made. Get out of that without moving OP. | |||
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"Ok, OK....maybe I'm still a bit OCD .
So, me = P1
Woman 1 = V1
Woman 2 = V2
(They are NOT sisters )
3 Days of Shagtastic = CUM137
P1+42 days = P1 + V1
P1 + V1 + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V1) = 45 Days from P1 Journey Start
P1 + Another 42 Days = P1 + V2
(P1 + V2) + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V2) = 45 Days since CUM137(V1)
CUM137(V1) + CUM137(V2) = 90 Days (3 Months)
So...P1 starts sex 42 days from the end of last sexual activity, which lasts 3 days.
P1 has persuaded V1 and V2 he is shaggable, so has 2 women.
Every 90 days therefore, P1 has had 3 days of great shags with each of two amazing women, totalling 6 days of sex in 90 (3 Months).
V1 and V2 only see P1 EACH every 87 days, for 3 days at a time, totalling 90 days (3 months), whereas P1 sees EITHER V1 or V2 every 42 days, for 3 days (totalling 45 days).
V1 and V2, of course, can have sex as often as they want with non-P1. They are not restricted in any way shape or form to only P1.
Although, let's be honest.
It's P1.
Who else gets close, right?
P1 only requires two women as outlined above. Because P1 is a giver, not a taker .
And they say romance is dead.
Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2 "Well, if you wanna be like that, it's: N1 M1 And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would. So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Good point, well made.
Get out of that without moving OP. "Yeah!! Exactly
Wait..... now I'm thinking he should just be C.. 'cos there is only him
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"Ok, OK....maybe I'm still a bit OCD .
So, me = P1
Woman 1 = V1
Woman 2 = V2
(They are NOT sisters )
3 Days of Shagtastic = CUM137
P1+42 days = P1 + V1
P1 + V1 + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V1) = 45 Days from P1 Journey Start
P1 + Another 42 Days = P1 + V2
(P1 + V2) + CUM137 = 45 Days
CUM137(V2) = 45 Days since CUM137(V1)
CUM137(V1) + CUM137(V2) = 90 Days (3 Months)
So...P1 starts sex 42 days from the end of last sexual activity, which lasts 3 days.
P1 has persuaded V1 and V2 he is shaggable, so has 2 women.
Every 90 days therefore, P1 has had 3 days of great shags with each of two amazing women, totalling 6 days of sex in 90 (3 Months).
V1 and V2 only see P1 EACH every 87 days, for 3 days at a time, totalling 90 days (3 months), whereas P1 sees EITHER V1 or V2 every 42 days, for 3 days (totalling 45 days).
V1 and V2, of course, can have sex as often as they want with non-P1. They are not restricted in any way shape or form to only P1.
Although, let's be honest.
It's P1.
Who else gets close, right?
P1 only requires two women as outlined above. Because P1 is a giver, not a taker .
And they say romance is dead.
Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Good point, well made.
Get out of that without moving OP. "Can't I wriggle a teeny bit  ? | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Well, if you wanna be like that, it's:
N1
M1
And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would.
So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations " oh you need a shop mannequin! | |||
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"On a different site a guy posted that he is a dom that loves inflicting pain. He loves it even more if the husband is watching. Has been a member for nearly a year and keeps bumping the post with seemingly no takers. He looks like something from the texas chainsaw massacre in his pic" Be even better if he tied up the husband and gave him a ball gag | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Well, if you wanna be like that, it's:
N1
M1
And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would.
So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations
oh you need a shop mannequin! "I need my Mummy. She told me I would be the cleverest sex god dictator ever when I grew up and gave me chocolate too xxx | |||
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"There was a pub in nottm with hammers ,axes ,cleavers ,chisels etc hanging up behind the bar ,no locks on them , phew! Went in with an aspergers female friend and while she was dancing was knocking off the hats of the regulars at the bar , had to talk my way out of that one ! Still friends? Quiet country walks only these days? "A few years ago now ,moved away ,still go to pubs in the n west yeehaa. | |||
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"On a different site a guy posted that he is a dom that loves inflicting pain. He loves it even more if the husband is watching. Has been a member for nearly a year and keeps bumping the post with seemingly no takers. He looks like something from the texas chainsaw massacre in his pic Be even better if he tied up the husband and gave him a ball gag "There's always one that drag it down further | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Well, if you wanna be like that, it's:
N1
M1
And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would.
So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations
oh you need a shop mannequin!
I need my Mummy. She told me I would be the cleverest sex god dictator ever when I grew up and gave me chocolate too xxx"Well that took an unexpected turn | |||
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"On a different site a guy posted that he is a dom that loves inflicting pain. He loves it even more if the husband is watching. Has been a member for nearly a year and keeps bumping the post with seemingly no takers. He looks like something from the texas chainsaw massacre in his pic Be even better if he tied up the husband and gave him a ball gag
There's always one that drag it down further "Pure filth
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"On a different site a guy posted that he is a dom that loves inflicting pain. He loves it even more if the husband is watching. Has been a member for nearly a year and keeps bumping the post with seemingly no takers. He looks like something from the texas chainsaw massacre in his pic Be even better if he tied up the husband and gave him a ball gag
There's always one that drag it down further
Pure filth
Please send my suggestion "Hmmmmm no! I have enough nightmares already. You do your own dirty work  | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Well, if you wanna be like that, it's:
N1
M1
And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would.
So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations
oh you need a shop mannequin!
I need my Mummy. She told me I would be the cleverest sex god dictator ever when I grew up and gave me chocolate too xxx
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"There was a pub in nottm with hammers ,axes ,cleavers ,chisels etc hanging up behind the bar ,no locks on them , phew! Went in with an aspergers female friend and while she was dancing was knocking off the hats of the regulars at the bar , had to talk my way out of that one ! Still friends? Quiet country walks only these days?
A few years ago now ,moved away ,still go to pubs in the n west yeehaa." | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Well, if you wanna be like that, it's:
N1
M1
And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would.
So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations
oh you need a shop mannequin!
I need my Mummy. She told me I would be the cleverest sex god dictator ever when I grew up and gave me chocolate too xxx
Well that took an unexpected turn
Hang on..P1, V1, V2, CUM137, axe murderers....and you introduce the word "unexpected"....
The unexpected is the only expected thing in this thread xxx"I draw the line at monkey feet!! I'm out  | |||
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" Wait.. Why aren't you C1 and the unrelated women W1 +W2
Well, if you wanna be like that, it's:
N1
M1
And if I could clone M1 for M2, I probably would.
So nerrr - stick that up yer factorizations
oh you need a shop mannequin!
I need my Mummy. She told me I would be the cleverest sex god dictator ever when I grew up and gave me chocolate too xxx
Well that took an unexpected turn
Hang on..P1, V1, V2, CUM137, axe murderers....and you introduce the word "unexpected"....
The unexpected is the only expected thing in this thread xxx
I draw the line at monkey feet!! I'm out "OK - The monkey feet made me laugh. A lot. Probably a bit post full moon maniacally too, but it was still very funny | |||
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"Almost shit my kecks reading it " It's also changed twice since the original post...so it's just weird on weird today.. Sorrryyyy!!!! | |||
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"On a different site a guy posted that he is a dom that loves inflicting pain. He loves it even more if the husband is watching. Has been a member for nearly a year and keeps bumping the post with seemingly no takers. He looks like something from the texas chainsaw massacre in his pic Be even better if he tied up the husband and gave him a ball gag
There's always one that drag it down further
Pure filth
Please send my suggestion
Hmmmmm no! I have enough nightmares already. You do your own dirty work "You just about got out of that . | |||
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I blame post- full moon syndrome for the whole thing.
Ho hum.
So...my profile bio shall return to something resembling slightly less crazy soon (I'll always make it a bit crazy of course). It changed 3 times yesterday, and is currently imitating Bertrand Russell and Kurt Gödel on a combination of something probably very illegal with chasers of sustained sleep deprivation .
Luvs ya,
Nickus Maximus Cuntus xx | |||
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