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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
38 weeks ago

East London

post-Christmas poo yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I’ve had 3

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I floated it down river this morning

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
38 weeks ago

East London

"I’ve had 3

You must have had 3rds

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
38 weeks ago

East London

"I floated it down river this morning "

Did you give it a little wave off, with a tear in your eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I dropped a cable that was so large, that the rats in the sewers will be petrified when it floats by. When it gets out to the channel, it’ll be a danger to shipping!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"I floated it down river this morning

Did you give it a little wave off, with a tear in your eye?"

It did bring a tear to my eye

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
38 weeks ago

East London

"I dropped a cable that was so large, that the rats in the sewers will be petrified when it floats by. When it gets out to the channel, it’ll be a danger to shipping! "

Just think of all that money floating out you sea

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
38 weeks ago

East London

"I floated it down river this morning

Did you give it a little wave off, with a tear in your eye?

It did bring a tear to my eye

There's cream for that.

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By *irtydevil666Man
38 weeks ago

bristol

The Christmas Log has been deposited in the pan...

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I remember about 10 years ago I met someone for a date,I cannot remember how the discussion came about but she said she had not been for a no 2 in 3 weeks,she did look bloated

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

No Christmas feast for me, so just the daily usual

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"I’ve had 3

You must have had 3rds

I’ve eaten enough to last me till next year!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I’ve not got time, I’ll to do it in the New Year

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I thought I'd go with high pressure diarrhoea and vomiting as a post-Christmas clear out this year as a bit of a change.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
38 weeks ago

East London

Good poos everyone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
38 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I've had loads of poos I blame it on the Brussels and stuffing

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By *lubchuckerMan
38 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

No not yet, seems to be more going in than coming out.

It's going to be a real belter when it does finally decide to put in an appearance

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By *inacolada3Couple
38 weeks ago

kettering

Just farting at the momment is a risk, so much veg x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Just farting at the momment is a risk, so much veg x "

Those sprouts are lethal

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

@BadNanna, I thought this was a conversation men had - my dog, my son and I compete on the pooh anecdotes- just wish my dog would clear up after himself.

Now, with regard to the Christmas log, should we talk consistency? I blame the richness of the food.

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By *lymanMan
38 weeks ago

PLYMOUTH

Dropped a shipping hazard yesterday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

No, just a normal one, when your this much of a fat cunt, everyday is Christmas.

The mr

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

With the gippy tummy I’ve had over Christmas I’m dreaming of the day I sit down and leave a log of bowl blocking proportions.

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By *alvin.Man
38 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

My arse hasn't thanked me

Neither have the kids, the neighbours, the dog hasent looked me in the eye for 2 days, the council workers who unblocked the drains out on the road were pissed. They've called a meeting of the village elders.

Bloody sprouts

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