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That’s it! I’ve had enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

*click bait Everyone else does it!!!!!!!

I’ve been eating nuts for the last couple of days (that’s the first time I’ve ever said that ^) But, I think I might have just eaten the last nut, I can swallow (this is getting worse isn’t it? )

What have you had too much of this Christmas?

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over

Panto, mainly on here.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Free time. I’m bored.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
48 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Spunk?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Spunk?"

Try making it yourself. It’s tiresome.

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By *aitonelMan
48 weeks ago

Travelling

Staring at Bella's arse (extremely high chance I'm not being honest about that!)

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By *asty tatsyMan
48 weeks ago

london

Can’t believe I’m saying this but beer way too much beer

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By *ora the explorerWoman
48 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Everything!

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By *oiluvfunMan
48 weeks ago

Penrith


"Spunk?

Try making it yourself. It’s tiresome."

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By *ddie1966Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Boredom..

Ooh. Oooh. Oooh.

I know...

And Prey T T F oh so cute belly button...

Put it away woman !

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By *oo..Woman
48 weeks ago

Boo's World

Family "just popping in" then not leaving until late.

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By *oiluvfunMan
48 weeks ago

Penrith

The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
48 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Boredom..

Ooh. Oooh. Oooh.

I know...

And Prey T T F oh so cute belly button...

Put it away woman !"

I can put it on private if it bothers you.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Panto, mainly on here. "

Oh no you haven't....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"Panto, mainly on here.

Oh no you haven't.... "

Is he behind you?!

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By *ddie1966Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'll take that back then...

Stopping me ogling your cute belly button..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Panto, mainly on here.

Oh no you haven't....

Is he behind you?! "

Oh no he isn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago? "

Snow can fck off too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Boredom..

Ooh. Oooh. Oooh.

I know...

And Prey T T F oh so cute belly button...

Put it away woman !

I can put it on private if it bothers you."

Can you put it on you face?

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By *oiluvfunMan
48 weeks ago

Penrith


"The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago?

Snow can fck off too!! "

Yep, you Southerners can’t handle the……..snow

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Chocolate, as usual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Staring at Bella's arse (extremely high chance I'm not being honest about that!) "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago?

Snow can fck off too!!

Yep, you Southerners can’t handle the……..snow "

Southerner??? wtf???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Chocolate, as usual. "

I’ve got piles of it , and I don’t even eat it. It will literally last until next year unless someone helps me eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Always swallow after the nut.

Don't be an ameutuer x

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By *oiluvfunMan
48 weeks ago

Penrith


"The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago?

Snow can fck off too!!

Yep, you Southerners can’t handle the……..snow

Southerner??? wtf??? "

Anywhere South of Lancaster is …….The South

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Staring at Bella's arse (extremely high chance I'm not being honest about that!) "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Staring at Bella's arse (extremely high chance I'm not being honest about that!) "

Can't say I blame you

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By *929Man
48 weeks ago

newcastle

Being bored and wishing I was at work

My mam visiting

Having no set routine to the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Always swallow after the nut.

Don't be an ameutuer x

"

I did. But I have regrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Chocolate, as usual.

I’ve got piles of it , and I don’t even eat it. It will literally last until next year unless someone helps me eat it

"

If you have that much you might need a bit more than a single helper

Or you could just be generous and donate it, to make the world sweeter.

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By *ris GrayMan
48 weeks ago

Dorchester


"*click bait Everyone else does it!!!!!!!

I’ve been eating nuts for the last couple of days (that’s the first time I’ve ever said that ^) But, I think I might have just eaten the last nut, I can swallow (this is getting worse isn’t it? )

What have you had too much of this Christmas?"

nuts are good for you you can never eat enough nuts although brazil nuts somebody said the other day 3 max

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

Chocolate, I'm done with it, now I need all the other bad stuff instead.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Chocolate, as usual.

I’ve got piles of it , and I don’t even eat it. It will literally last until next year unless someone helps me eat it

If you have that much you might need a bit more than a single helper

Or you could just be generous and donate it, to make the world sweeter. "

Maybe I do, the more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Chocolate, I'm done with it, now I need all the other bad stuff instead.

Mrs "

How much bacon do you have left? I’ve got a couple of packets of streaky I need to take down.

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By *ddie1966Man
48 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago?

Snow can fck off too!!

Yep, you Southerners can’t handle the……..snow

Southerner??? wtf???

Anywhere South of Lancaster is …….The South "

Oh. Thank god for that...

I'm still a northerner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"The wet and windy weather! What happened to all that lovely snow we had only two weeks ago?

Snow can fck off too!!

Yep, you Southerners can’t handle the……..snow

Southerner??? wtf???

Anywhere South of Lancaster is …….The South

Oh. Thank god for that...

I'm still a northerner.

"

How the hell did I become a southerner?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
48 weeks ago

Portsmouth

People... Far too many people... They all need to get back to school and work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it. "

Don’t ask the men!!!!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it. "

Just watch Eastenders whenever someone leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Reminds me I need to renew soon. Pay by card you can get more options. Just to decide weather to renew hmm

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Reminds me I need to renew soon. Pay by card you can get more options. Just to decide weather to renew hmm "

Oh you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it.

Don’t ask the men!!!! "

Why, is it called Clitoris or similar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it.

Don’t ask the men!!!!

Why, is it called Clitoris or similar? "

I don’t know why it is, it called a clitoris or similar.

* This better be a good punchline

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it.

Don’t ask the men!!!!

Why, is it called Clitoris or similar?

I don’t know why it is, it called a clitoris or similar.

* This better be a good punchline "

This is a lot of pressure. At least 15 of my 16 personalities need a lie down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Which tube station is ‘the north’? Can’t find it.

Don’t ask the men!!!!

Why, is it called Clitoris or similar?

I don’t know why it is, it called a clitoris or similar.

* This better be a good punchline

This is a lot of pressure. At least 15 of my 16 personalities need a lie down "

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